Where's the leak ma'am?
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"I wumbo, you wumbo. He, she, me, WUMBO. Wumbo, wumboing, wumbobo, wumbology, the study of wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!" -Patrick.
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"Please leave a message at the beep. BEEP!"
-Patrick Star
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In Bikini Bottom
we pledge our hearts to you
As Faithful
as deep
as true
as blue,
Bikini Bottom we love you!
-bikini bottom national anthem
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Spongebob: "We have to confess!"
Patrick: "Confess! Don't you know what they do to people like us? I mean we're not talking about some dumb mailfront scheme, or hijacking here--WE STOLE A BALLOOOOOON!"
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NO! THIS IS PATRICK!" -Patrick
"Does this look unsure to you?" -Squidward
And my favorite one:
"Who you callin' Pinhead?" -Patrick
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"Backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up."
-Spongebob
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"Working at the Krusty Krab! Flipping Krabby Patties all day! Flipping at the Krab working.. ugh. That song's hard to remember. Oh well!" - Patrick
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ToxicQuillz wrote:
"I wumbo, you wumbo. He, she, me, WUMBO. Wumbo, wumboing, wumbobo, wumbology, the study of wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!" -Patrick.
You stole mine
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K R A B B Y P A T T Y Says I!
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"FINLAND!" -Patrick.
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"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE"- Patrick
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Stop! You did not not know that I am a...uhhhh, kick. Boxerrr. - Patrick
This is the employee elevator! - Mr. Krabs
The krusty krab pizza, is the pizza! - Spongebob
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"the Talking Dog At The Shell Shack, Is Singing!!!"
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"Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza, for you and me."-Spongebob
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"I have no soul." - Squidward
my life in a nutshell
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"These words make my head sad" -Patrick Star
"MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIICK" -Patrick Star
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Guys, please don't repeat quotes. There's tons of other good quotes, just rewatch the whole first three seasons.
"I've ALWAYS wanted to go to a mattress store."
"Whoa...how many do you think there are?"
*Patrick looks between stacks and stacks of mattresses*
"Ten."
"Cool."
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Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
Squidward: "Why would anyone want to celebrate a holiday where a man breaks into your house and sends you gifts?"
Patrick: "Like a genie!"
Patrick: "You're a man now, Spongebob, and it's time you start acting like one."
Spongebob: "Yeah! But I'm not sure I know how."
Patrick: "Allow me to demonstrate - first puff out your chest."
(Spongebob does so)
Patrick: "Now say 'tax exemption'."
Spongebob: "'Tax exemption'."
Patrick: "Now you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz."
(Jazz music plays)
Patrick: "Okay. Now you're ready."
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