Occasionally a guy with an Indian accent calls trying to sell PC antivirus software. I just tell him I have a Mac.
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Me: Hello?
TM: Let me tell you about the Dish Network Hopper. Watch commercial free TV...
Me: Let me tell you about a new advanced phone call tracker that I have installed on this phone. It can track any phone call from anywhere on earth
TM: ...and get unlimited DVR...
Me: It appears you are calling from...
TM: *Hangs up*
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GameHutSoftware wrote:
Occasionally a guy with an Indian accent calls trying to sell PC antivirus software. I just tell him I have a Mac.
That's what I told the Indian guy who called me and then he was like "OH WAIT ONE MOMENT" and he was clearly baffled by what I said, so he had to ask some guy called Sanjay or Sanjeet or something what to say XDD
Last edited by CylonToast (2012-09-02 10:36:24)
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You GUYS, Macs are PCs.
Last edited by berberberber (2012-09-02 10:43:08)
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berberberber wrote:
You GUYS, Macs are PCs.
They're advertising stuff for Windows PC's.
Last edited by CylonToast (2012-09-02 10:47:59)
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THEY CALLEC ME AGAIN! This time I played along for a bit, then when they said they would transfer me to their senior supivisor, I asked what country they were calling from. After a while (and a bit of repetition) they said New Zealand. I then asked 'what city?" They replied Auckland. I asked, 'what's the weather like'? They said, 'nice and sunny'. The I said 'Actually, it's night time! Fancy that! Goodbye.'
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Happypieman wrote:
THEY CALLEC ME AGAIN! This time I played along for a bit, then when they said they would transfer me to their senior supivisor, I asked what country they were calling from. After a while (and a bit of repetition) they said New Zealand. I then asked 'what city?" They replied Auckland. I asked, 'what's the weather like'? They said, 'nice and sunny'. The I said 'Actually, it's night time! Fancy that! Goodbye.'
XD ur so hilarious!!! ( I haven't the courage to pick up the phone )
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I would just probably say lots of swear words and hang up
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CylonToast wrote:
berberberber wrote:
You GUYS, Macs are PCs.
They're advertising stuff for Windows PC's.
I literally am in the middle of an online tech class. Macs ARE PCs.
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mythbusteranimator wrote:
wolvesstar97 wrote:
A good idea I had one time for pranking telemarketers is to say
"Hello-- wait AAAHAHAAAA AAAAH AAAH AAAH AAAH *insert maniac scream here*
THE'YRE AFTER ME! SELF DESTRUCT!! *play a klaxon and boom sounds, then hang up*"
XDOr blow up a balloon and pop it, yelling, "AUGH! I'VE BEEN SHOT!!!"
Calvin and hobbes reference ftw.
EDIT: I think this was my 500th post
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bad men they are!
man :viruses have been found on your PC
me:ploicemen?
man:computers
me:what from?
man:the last thing you downloaded
me:well that was 3 weeks ago
man:what was it?
me:it was scratch
man:really bad viruises is on that
me:no it isn't
man:yes it is
me:how do you know?
man:your virus protecter phoned me
me:anyway I scanned mine yesterday
man:oh flip!
me:here is a fact:me and you like trains
man: what d
me:*hung up*
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Person: Hello, you should vote for...
Me: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF POKEMON, OR GRAVITY FALLS!!!! (hangs up) XD
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Reminds me of a prank I once did on my sister. Not sure why.
lol
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As many people have stated, MACS ARE PCS. That's one of my pet peeves.
My mom's never let me pick up the phone.
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haxcharsol wrote:
Person: Hello, you should vote for...
Me: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF POKEMON, OR GRAVITY FALLS!!!! (hangs up) XD
political campaigns are automated voices
and like
wow no knowledge of the pokemans? why should he even be like
ALIVE I MEAN SERIOUSLY
the nerve of people successful in politics.
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soupoftomato wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
Person: Hello, you should vote for...
Me: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF POKEMON, OR GRAVITY FALLS!!!! (hangs up) XDpolitical campaigns are automated voices
and like
wow no knowledge of the pokemans? why should he even be like
ALIVE I MEAN SERIOUSLY
the nerve of people successful in politics.
Yeah it's sad XD
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