I once read a MLP fanfic, it was like this.
Rainbow Dash came over to Pinkie's house. Pinkie offered Rainbow some cupcakes - they were made out of pony meat. Rainbow Dash was horrified and was about to tell Princess Celestia when Pinkie shut the door and murdered her. She used her meat to use as pony meat for her cupcakes. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
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NeilWest wrote:
I once read a MLP fanfic, it was like this.
Rainbow Dash came over to Pinkie's house. Pinkie offered Rainbow some cupcakes - they were made out of pony meat. Rainbow Dash was horrified and was about to tell Princess Celestia when Pinkie shut the door and murdered her. She used her meat to use as pony meat for her cupcakes. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
My version:
rainbow goes to pinkie.
pinkie offers cupcakes.
rainbow goes all woozy due to sleeping potion.
rainbow wakes up all tied up at the moment
pinkie goes hack hack hack all the way til death
pinkie makes organ cupcakes
pinkie is sad. there is no one to murder!
pinkie remembers rainbow remains.
pinkie sews them back together! Yay! Everybody is happy.
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mythbusteranimator wrote:
NeilWest wrote:
I once read a MLP fanfic, it was like this.
Rainbow Dash came over to Pinkie's house. Pinkie offered Rainbow some cupcakes - they were made out of pony meat. Rainbow Dash was horrified and was about to tell Princess Celestia when Pinkie shut the door and murdered her. She used her meat to use as pony meat for her cupcakes. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.My version:
rainbow goes to pinkie.
pinkie offers cupcakes.
rainbow goes all woozy due to sleeping potion.
rainbow wakes up all tied up at the moment
pinkie goes hack hack hack all the way til death
pinkie makes organ cupcakes
pinkie is sad. there is no one to murder!
pinkie remembers rainbow remains.
pinkie sews them back together! Yay! Everybody is happy.
XD
+1
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THE BEST PONY FIC EVER.
I realized my last fic was terrible, but wolvesstar97 told me some awesome tips to make it better! Hope you all like it lol.
PINKIE WAS WALKING IN A PLACE THEN DISHCARD CAME OUT OF A HOLE AND CUT HER INTO PEICES WITH BLUD AND STUFF THEN TWILIGHT RAN UP AND WAS LIKE "OMG I LOVE U PINKIE WILL U MARRY ME" THEN DISCORD ATE TWILIGHT THEN THEY KISHED LOLOLOLOLOL SO RAINBOWDASH WAS SAYAD SO SHE MARRIED A CLOUD THEN EVERYONE DIED BECAUSE THEY WERE CUPCAKES BY PINKIE THE END.
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somebody should actually try and make a good fanfic instead of making the same joke over and over
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NeilWest wrote:
I once read a MLP fanfic, it was like this.
Rainbow Dash came over to Pinkie's house. Pinkie offered Rainbow some cupcakes - they were made out of pony meat. Rainbow Dash was horrified and was about to tell Princess Celestia when Pinkie shut the door and murdered her. She used her meat to use as pony meat for her cupcakes. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
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what the heck?
would that be considered cannibalism by proxy??
is that even a real term???
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veggieman001 wrote:
Since something mysterious happened to the other...
Discuss the waning gibbous moon.
Please do not role-play the waning gibbous moon or anything else, as that is unacceptable and if you do, I shall have you banished to the Marianas Trench, probably.
did anybody else notice this
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777w wrote:
veggieman001 wrote:
Since something mysterious happened to the other...
Discuss the waning gibbous moon.
Please do not role-play the waning gibbous moon or anything else, as that is unacceptable and if you do, I shall have you banished to the Marianas Trench, probably.did anybody else notice this
me
I think the sea of tranquility would be more appropriate
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777w wrote:
veggieman001 wrote:
Since something mysterious happened to the other...
Discuss the waning gibbous moon.
Please do not role-play the waning gibbous moon or anything else, as that is unacceptable and if you do, I shall have you banished to the Marianas Trench, probably.did anybody else notice this
I did a while ago
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veggieman001 wrote:
I haven't a clue what you're talking about.
i see what you did there
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veggieman001 wrote:
Since something mysterious happened to the other...
Discuss the miserable oddities of jump-roping in the freeway.
Please do not role-play jump-roping in the freeway or you'll die. Painfully, I might add.
What are you guys talking about? It's the same post as always. This topic is about jump roping in the freeway
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I'd love to see
Elements of Harmany 1&2
With background ponies as the mane six.
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weegeeissparta wrote:
I'd love to see
Elements of Harmany 1&2
With background ponies as the mane six.
but background ponies have no official personalities
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videogame9 wrote:
weegeeissparta wrote:
I'd love to see
Elements of Harmany 1&2
With background ponies as the mane six.but background ponies have no official personalities
Whatever, dude.
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I read another MLP fanfic, it was like this:
There was a lonely brony, then he got a strange package. He opened it and saw a Dashie and was like, 'Derp it's Dasheh!' They loved each other but then Dashie left the man. The man was really depressed and then he found Dashie again and promised never to let her go. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
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Now with these examples on how NOT to write a fanfic, maybe you could write fanfic that's actually good. Not that these others aren't funny, but they're starting to get repetitive!
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sonicfan12p wrote:
Now with these examples on how NOT to write a fanfic, maybe you could write fanfic that's actually good. Not that these others aren't funny, but they're starting to get repetitive!
No, that would take actual effort?!?!
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jukyter wrote:
sonicfan12p wrote:
Now with these examples on how NOT to write a fanfic, maybe you could write fanfic that's actually good. Not that these others aren't funny, but they're starting to get repetitive!
No, that would take actual effort?!?!
"Writing a single word transports me to a void of suffering and desire. If I don't look at the words I write, then I can stay in the happy, content world I call home." AnonymousMLPFanficWriter
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jukyter wrote:
sonicfan12p wrote:
Now with these examples on how NOT to write a fanfic, maybe you could write fanfic that's actually good. Not that these others aren't funny, but they're starting to get repetitive!
No, that would take actual effort?!?!
I never do anything that takes "effort." What is this "quality" thing I keep hearing about?
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mythbusteranimator wrote:
jukyter wrote:
sonicfan12p wrote:
Now with these examples on how NOT to write a fanfic, maybe you could write fanfic that's actually good. Not that these others aren't funny, but they're starting to get repetitive!
No, that would take actual effort?!?!
I never do anything that takes "effort." What is this "quality" thing I keep hearing about?
Yes, definitely not what the original authors put into their work?
To be serious guys, fanfictions take work. So what if they contain 'gay relationships' (I'm slightly insulted you had to put gay there-especially as one example was Fluttermac), 'blood and gore' or 'Rainbow Dash'. With spelling you hit the nail on the head, but the odd misspelling really doesn't hurt.
Cupcakes and My Little Dashy would've taken months to write, not the five seconds it took you to write a synopsis and add on the shocking plot twist of 'THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT'.
This thread just has a certain atmosphere that's making me want to rant at the moment
And gosh guys, I don't want to rant like this and I realise I'm being incredibly rude it's just this thread has degraded. :y
Last edited by jukyter (2012-08-30 15:31:57)
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