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First of all, I dont want any fanboys going blablabla my game is better than yours even when they havent even tried the other one. Just because a console is good/bad doesnt make its games good/bad. Heres my list.
First up, the consoles

Nintendo DS Lite 7.5/10
My favorite type of DS. More convenient than the regular nintendo DS and a much better battery life than the ones after it. I still use my DS Lite to today.

Nintendo DSi 3/10
For this one, Nintendo replaced the DS Lite batteries with cheaper batteries! They last nowhere near as long. And they just added a cheap very low quality camera and some animation tools! The DS lite was $130 when it came out as $190! A $60 difference is not worth a shortened battery life, a video camera, and some animation tools.

Nintendo Wii 4/10
The games are some of my favorite of all time! Its just that the console itself sucks. Just because it came out at around the same time as the Ps3 it makes them rivals. No. The Ps3 is rivals with the Xbox 360. If nintendo games were on those consoles, that would be game heaven!

Playstation 3 9.5/10
This is an awesome console. Cant really say anything else. Too bad I only use it for Ratchet and clank games and the occasional God of War.
Xbox 360 8/10
Just an 8 because you have to pay to play online. The games are amazing. Its just that most of them are m rated. I dont even like playing on xbox live because of all the 9 year olds screaming swear words and death threats playing call of duty. You know who you are. It doesnt matter how old you are. I believe kids shouldnt play COD in general. Way too much guns and realistic violence. But this is the xbox rating so i shouldn't go too offtopic.

Thats it for the consoles. I wish I could get an N64 I heard those were great! Next the games.

Activision games for the DS. 2/10
I am aware of how great Activision has been doing with call of duty even though i never play it. The activision ds games are just one word: Terrible. Nuff said.

Super smash bros brawl. 8.5/10
Great, I always play it for hours, get bored of it, and play it again the next day! Rinse and repeat. These descriptions have to be short cuz i got a lot of games to go through.

Animal crossing series 8.5/10
Pretty much an AWESOME sandbox rpg for nintendo. I have had my AC wild world since 2006! I also have city folk but i dont have the original.

I'm rating the next games on purely gameplay.
Pokemon RS(ruby sapphire, you can figure out the others) 8/10
Pokemon Emerald 9/10
Pokemon DP 8/10
Pokemon Platinum 9/10
Pokemon HGSS 8.5/10
Pokemon BW 8/10

Good thing I didnt rate it on the pokemon! Bw wouldve gotten a 3! Even the fanmade fake pokemon are better than the ones coming out these days!

Ratchet and clank series 9/10
Great series

TES V Skyrim 9.5/10
I hate those people who have only played skyrim and call themselves an elder scrolls expert and havent ever even heard of the other games. I have only played skyrim. I'm not an elder scrolls fan, but I am a skyrim fan. This has gotten me interested in other elder scrolls games and bethesda games in general. Yes i do know the first game is arena. And the m rating is a bit unfair. The ESRB sucks sometimes like rating SSBB teen. There are no sexual references except for a few minimal * jokes occasionally. It has no intense violence, well not frequently. Just 2 scripted decapitations(one if you try to save roggvir) plus maybe some additional ones depending on your playstyle. However, there IS frequent decapitations if you play as a noob and use 2 handed weapons. If you dont want them, just do one handed and dont get the decapitation perk. Besides that, its one of my favorite games ever and a an amazing sandbox rpg.

And the one youve all been waiting for.....
Minecraft! 10/10
Nuff said

Another one!
Infinity blade 9/10
Infinity blade 2 10/10
These are THE BEST games in the appstore. Infinity blade 2 was the first mobile game to be given a 10 by ign and i think the only so far. They are made in unreal engine 3 and by epic games, the same company and 3d engine that made gears of war 3. They cost the same and there is a book too! The graphics are unbelievable. I suggest you get the second one because there are 3 classes: light heavy or dual. And the first one is quite repetitve. I like dual but heavy isnt bad either. Its not like other games when heavies are noob weapons. All the classes are perfectly balanced so choose which fits your playstyle. Go! Buy the game!

Assassins Creed III 8.5/10
This came out in October 30, I think. I'll have to say, the combat is phenomenal! It is much better than Skyrim, but keep in mind - this is an acton rpg and Skyrim is an open world sandbox rpg. With the characters, I didn't like the playable one, Connor so much. He was too serious and obsessed with freeing his village and killing the Templars, as opposed to Ezio of AC2, ACB, and ACR who was humorous and good with the ladies. Connor, was also a butt in my opinion, because even after his father proved that it was George Washington who burned down his village, and not Charles Lee, he STILL wanted to side with the patriots and Charles Lee, and broke ties with his father! The character Haytham was awesome, and had an sweet British accent. He wouldve made a much better assassin. Too bad he sided with the Templars. This game has awesome combat, but not enough weapons. You'd expect more weapon choices from an action rpg. The tomahawk you start out with is awesome and lasts you the whole game. However, if you kill the brutes(the fat guys in kilts) you can pick up their axe, and if you use that with the prisoner clothes from sequence 9, you could be a crazy axe murderer! The game starts out slow, but when you get to connor, its amazing. The game world is massive, but its annoying when those stupid Desmond sequences get in the way and interrupt the flow. Once you beat the storyline, there is a bunch of other stuff to do in this massive game, but if youre lazy like me, you get bored and dont feel like it. Unlike Skyrim, this game IS pretty mature, and I believe the rating is fair. There is an option to turn off blood though, which you can use if you dont mind swear words.

I would play dark souls, but if you dont remember, the scratchers are on a revolution to boycott Namco Bandai for being such huge. Ok i'll end the sentence there lol

Thats all folks! If i think of anything else i'll add more.

Last edited by pokeywokey (2012-11-29 15:52:25)