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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1658837/ Slenderman impostor?

NeilWest wrote:

I just had a great idea for a Slenderman related prank:

Get a blow-up doll which is shaped like Slenderman (I bet Amazon has to have them).
Place it near a forest path, a popular one is best.
Wait for some walkers to pass by, and once they see the 'Slenderman', they'll either be confused or scared!

I think it would be better to actually have a person dressed in a suit and peek out the tree.

Hey....
why isn't there more Trenderman & the rest of Slendy's family? D:

samid11 wrote:

GLaDOS2 wrote:

Hey....
why isn't there more Trenderman & the rest of Slendy's family? D:

Slendy's familly (according to Izzymaster and I) is this:

Splendorman (brother)

No-Face from Sprited Away (cousin)

Pale Man from Pan's Labrynth (cousin)

and POSSIBLY Uboa.

uboa is a thing from a little girls dreams though

777w wrote:

samid11 wrote:

GLaDOS2 wrote:

Hey....
why isn't there more Trenderman & the rest of Slendy's family? D:

Slendy's familly (according to Izzymaster and I) is this:

Splendorman (brother)

No-Face from Sprited Away (cousin)

Pale Man from Pan's Labrynth (cousin)

and POSSIBLY Uboa.

uboa is a thing from a little girls dreams though

I know, but Izzy's convinced that he's slendy's cousin. I was against the idea, but she got all "BUT I LIIIIKE HIIIIIIIM AND HE'S LIKE SLLEEEEENDYYYYYYY" on me, so I added him as a "maybe".

NeilWest wrote:

Don't forget Shy Guys, they must be Slender's nephews or something.

Nah. Shy Guys are probably cousins to that freakish polygon face thing from the first starfox.

GLaDOS2 wrote:

Here's the internet-canon Slenderfamily
(oldest to youngest):
Trenderman
Slenderman
Splendorman
Endermen.

Enderman would be Slendy's little innocent nephew.

agscratcher wrote:

Someone needs to make a Where's Waldo-style book where you have to find Slenderman in dense forests.

I HAVE THE PERFECT NAME:

"Seek Slendy"!

does slenderman have a story OTHER than being created on the SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS and then all of a sudden being seen in real life?

NeilWest wrote:

Theres a new Slender game called Hostice.

ANOTHER one? Is it like Sanatorium, where it was created as a pseudo-map for Slender, or is it different altogether?


On a different topic, I had a dream last night that Slendermann was trying to murder some of my friends and I, but we didn't take him seriously, taking the fight for survival as a  fun game. Oh, and there were Pokémon.

Last edited by agscratcher (2012-09-02 13:10:16)

agscratcher wrote:

NeilWest wrote:

Theres a new Slender game called Hostice.

ANOTHER one? Is it like Sanatorium, where it was created as a pseudo-map for Slender, or is it different altogether?


On a different topic, I had a dream last night that Slendermann was trying to murder some of my friends and I, but we didn't take him seriously, taking the fight for survival as a  fun game. Oh, and there were Pokémon.

It's similar to Sanatorium, but the objective is quite different.

You need to collect lines for a poem (12!) and you can place glowsticks on the floor for some reason (you have 6).

samid11 wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

NeilWest wrote:

Theres a new Slender game called Hostice.

ANOTHER one? Is it like Sanatorium, where it was created as a pseudo-map for Slender, or is it different altogether?


On a different topic, I had a dream last night that Slendermann was trying to murder some of my friends and I, but we didn't take him seriously, taking the fight for survival as a  fun game. Oh, and there were Pokémon.

I had a dream that I was walking outside my school (to get to classes you walk in an outside hallway) and Slenderman climbed over the wall and ran towards me, eventually backing me against the wall. I hugged him, and he stood there looking confused untill he ate me. The rest of the dream was just some black cave thing.

I hqve those dreams.

NeilWest wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

Fun fact, Slendy "violates the Square-Cube law as his volume doesn't necessarily increase in relation to his body size, as his spacial occupation is undetermined and variable" according the Slender Man Wiki. This can only mean one thing:

{ ℒ=-¼F²+iψ¯ÐΨ+ψ¯ØΨ+h.c.+[DØ]²-V­(Ø) } ≈ 42 ≠ Slenderman

SCIENCE!

To continue dropping the science, maybe the theories explaining Slendy's existence (Core Theory, Quantum Theory, etc.) exist outside theories explaining our universe. So Slendy not only ≠ the Standard Model, but also physics equations.