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There needs to be a HL2 pasta.

Gordon Freeman VS. Jeff.

Gordon Freeman would win.

ANYWAYS.

Post the scariest non-gory pasta you can find!

weegeeissparta wrote:

There needs to be a HL2 pasta.

Gordon Freeman VS. Jeff.

Gordon Freeman would win.

ANYWAYS.

Post the scariest non-gory pasta you can find!

that would be terrible :B

NeilWest wrote:

777w wrote:

weegeeissparta wrote:

There needs to be a HL2 pasta.

Gordon Freeman VS. Jeff.

Gordon Freeman would win.

ANYWAYS.

Post the scariest non-gory pasta you can find!

that would be terrible :B

Candle Cove?

no i meant that gordon freeman vs jeff would really suck

samid11 wrote:

777w wrote:

NeilWest wrote:

Candle Cove?

no i meant that gordon freeman vs jeff would really suck

Yeah.

Plus I can't stand another pasta where Jeff dies.

Especially after Jane the killer T_T

Jane the Killer? 

samid11 wrote:

mythbusteranimator wrote:

samid11 wrote:

Yeah.

Plus I can't stand another pasta where Jeff dies.

Especially after Jane the killer T_T

Jane the Killer? 

Yep. A dumb pasta where this annoying copy-cat named Jane hates Jeff for no good reason, does horrible things, and kills him.

She's basically a Mary-Sue. She's "special" because she doesn't kill babies (like that makes her any better), and she says "Don't go to sleep: You wont wake up".

and don't FLIPPING GET ME STARTED on her sister, Jessie the killer, who's a freakish stalker who loves Jeff and did UNSPEAKABLE things to him.

Both are just NSFW May-Sue copycats.

Oh, wow. ._.

Garr8 wrote:

Have you seen Barney the Purple Dinosaur 0.o Scariest image of all times.

Animeboy wrote:

There needs to be a barney creepypasta.

(I wrote this)
Hello there, I am a single father of 2 3-year old boys. Their favorite TV show is Barney and Friends.

Well, it used to be, until last night.

Yesterday, I was looking at my TV Guide, and I saw something that caught my eye:

Tonight ONLY! A LOST EPISODE OF BARNEY AND FRIENDS. FIRST AND ONLY CHANCE TO SEE IT! AIRS AT 7:00!

Naturally, I asked my kids if they wanted to see it. Obviously, they said yes. I got the popcorn ready. They love to eat popcorn while watching tv.

When the time finally arrived, they ran into the living room, turned on the TV, and sat down on the couch with me. It started, the theme music playing.

However, something wasn't right.

For starters, I could vaguely hear whispering during the music, and it sounded creepy. I shrugged it off, assuring myself that it was probably a blunder off set. Anyway, the episode began like it always does, with the kids talking about something while holding a doll version of barney. The doll was different though - it was frowning. The children sounded melancholy, you couldn't understand what they were saying, but you knew they were traumatized. One of the children started crying, they stopped talking and placed the doll on a nearby bench and walked inside. The camera zooms in on the doll. It becomes noticeable that the Barney doll wasn't just frowning, it seemed terrified. The shot fades out and in again and against a black background, "Barney and Friends" appears in white text. No audio was played during this.

Barney sounded slightly weird, as if he was hiding something, to say the least. I tried to ignore it. That's when I heard Barney say, "Hi, kids. Today, I'm going to teach you about..."(The shot fades to black again)"...death" The shot stayed black for about 30 seconds after that.

I nearly fell out of my seat when I heard that. I wanted to turn it off, but for some reason, I couldn't. The show faded in, Barney and the children are walking through a cemetery, no words were spoken. The crying child from earlier was gone. They walked through this large cemetery for what seemed to be a long time. One of the children spoke. He looked at barney, a sad, empty look in his eyes. "What is death, Barney?" Barneys face was zoomed in on, and was changed. It looked like the terrified doll from earlier. "This is" It zooms out to a large gravestone with the crying child from earlier laying there, hands on his chest, as if he were in a coffin, but rather he was just placed in that position right there in front of a tombstone in his deathsuit.

For some reason, my children kept watching, not affected by the obviously disturbing stuff going on. Barney remained in silence, staring at the corpse. The children at this point started to walk away from the grave, crying for their parents.

Barney just stared in silence, and walked off screen in the same direction of the children. The camera zoomed in the the corpse, and faded out.

The camera fades in to a strange house, where saddened faces were on the outside of the windows, looking in.

Barney and the children are sitting in a living room of sorts, in dead silence. One of the children puts his head in his hands a sobs quietly. and Barney walks over and pats him on the back, afterwards walking out the door of the strange house, where a bunch of hands started reaching out from each side of the door, pulling at him.

The shot of the boy laying in front of the tombstone returns, but this time, he's holding the barney doll. It's smiling like usual, and silent credits fade in.

Last edited by Luigitailsdoll45 (2012-08-17 17:59:43)

Luigitailsdoll45 wrote:

Garr8 wrote:

Have you seen Barney the Purple Dinosaur 0.o Scariest image of all times.

Animeboy wrote:

There needs to be a barney creepypasta.

[self-written creepypasta]

This belongs in the usermade creepypasta topic in TIMAC.

What was the original Slenderman pasta?

Garr8 wrote:

What was the original Slenderman pasta?

It's on the forums here. Search "Slenderman". It was called something like "Slenderman WARNING SCARY NOT FOR KIDS 13 AND UNDER"

777w wrote:

NeilWest wrote:

777w wrote:

that would be terrible :B

Candle Cove?

no i meant that gordon freeman vs jeff would really suck

Well it wouldn't be a pasta. DUR.
I WAS JUST THINKING, GOD. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HATE. NVM, it happens every day.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE. ALL YOU CAN DO IS HATE.

weegeeissparta wrote:

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE. ALL YOU CAN DO IS HATE.

Wow. That is one of the most ridiculous statements I have ever heard.

samid11 wrote:

weegeeissparta wrote:

samid11 wrote:

It's on the forums here. Search "Slenderman". It was called something like "Slenderman WARNING SCARY NOT FOR KIDS 13 AND UNDER"

Is it on it's own forum?
Not scary for kids 13 and under? BRING IT ON.
Post a link.

http://scratch.mit.edu/forums/viewtopic.php?id=23322

That's where he came from.

Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace are CREEPY.