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Zeusking19 wrote:

coolboy2009 wrote:

[story]

Very sorry, but that is actually WORSE than the original. Stop please, no one wishes to read them.

i think thats the point

Zeusking19 wrote:

coolboy2009 wrote:

I wa bord and sayd to myself "my littel dashie is bad story and I will make it's better" so i did.

her is result:

My littl edashy.

CAPTER 1:

A MAN WHO WAS NAMED BOB JIMMIES WAS ONE DAY AT HOME AND WAS CRIES AT THE FACT HIS MOM AND DAD WERE KILLDIED IN CAR.

HE WA VERY SADED AND DECIDED TO WATCH PONIES AND FELT SLIGHTLY HAPPY INSIDE.

THEN HE HERD BELL AND WENT TO DOOR AND SAW BOX. HE OPEND BOX AND DER WAS DASHY

"OMG IT'S DASHY" AND WENT HAPPY AND SAD AT SAME TIME.

CAHPTER 2:

SO HE DECID TO TAKE LITTE DASHY HOM AND RAS HER.

HE WAS NAT VERY HAPPI AS HE LIV IN A AWFUL CIT AND HIS PARENTS KILLDIED AND HE IZ VERY LONLIE BAT NA DASHY KEPS HIM KOMPENY AND CHERS HEM UP SO NAO HES HAPPY

DEN ONE DAY DAHSIE N HEM GET INTO FITE N DASHIE RUN AWAY

NAO HE IS SADFACE.


CAPTER 3:

BOB WAS VERY SADFACE SO HE PUT POSTERS AROUND TON SAYING "HAV U FUND MY LITTEL DASHY?" AND EVERYONE THOUGHT HE WAS WIERDO EXCEPT HIS FRIEND MIKE NORRIS, WHO IS BROTHER OF CHUCK NORRIS (ARTHOURS NOTE I R NOT SHURE BUT IT'S PART OF THE STORY LOL) BUT MIKE NORIS WAS NOT REL.
TRE DAYS LATR HE WENT TO FOREST SHOUTING "DASHY" OVER AND OVER AGAIN. AND DEN RANBO DAHS SAID "I HATE U. >:(" AND JIMMIES SAID "BUT I LOVE YOU DASHIE  " AND SO DASY WENT "SORY" AND DEY WENT BACK HOM.

after dashy was found by bob go back hom bob went "dashy why u go angryface" and dashy said "because i am not earth creture i r character un tevee show" and bob felt sorry for her.

den he had idea. he decidad to treat her.


he tub her to nascare and she sat on cloud on top of ski.

She was very happy face.

Den afterwurds he got her some ice cream and it was yummy!!!

He said "we live a very happy live."

Littel did he no about wat was about 2 happen nxt..

CAPTER 4 WILL CONCLUD STROY SO STA TUND.

Very sorry, but that is actually WORSE than the original. Stop please, no one wishes to read them.

WOW.

You really went there.

You confused a troll-fic for a fanfic.

*Faceuniverse*

Zeusking19 wrote:

It is kinda spammy and annoying though. It takes up page space which could be used for an argument whether Rainbow Dash is better than Derpy. (Muffins)

Dash, muffins are good but I'd still prefer Dash.

luiysia wrote:

Wait, what was Anthropology about? I think I remember reading something called something like that but I'm not sure.

Basically, Lyra shows a big interest in humans, eventually discovers she was originally one, and visits our planet/dimension/universe/whatever.

coolboy2009 wrote:

[long annoying story]

o___o

Last edited by wolvesstar97 (2012-08-08 12:03:22)

imnotbob wrote:

I want to tell my friends I'm a brony (especially the anti-brony/pegasister/pony one because honestly I couldn't care less what he says) but I'm really afraid, seeing as people
I trust have spread rumors about me in the past and apparently "PONIES R GAY LOLOLOL."

I've told people, and basiclly, the say "LOLOLOLOLOLOL *Insert my name* IS GAY BECAUSE HE WATCHES PONIES" Even my friends do that. All the boys in my grade use the word "gay" as a insult 

coolboy2009 wrote:

I wa bord and sayd to myself "my littel dashie is bad story and I will make it's better" so i did.

her is result:

My littl edashy.

CAPTER 1:

A MAN WHO WAS NAMED BOB JIMMIES WAS ONE DAY AT HOME AND WAS CRIES AT THE FACT HIS MOM AND DAD WERE KILLDIED IN CAR.

HE WA VERY SADED AND DECIDED TO WATCH PONIES AND FELT SLIGHTLY HAPPY INSIDE.

THEN HE HERD BELL AND WENT TO DOOR AND SAW BOX. HE OPEND BOX AND DER WAS DASHY

"OMG IT'S DASHY" AND WENT HAPPY AND SAD AT SAME TIME.

CAHPTER 2:

SO HE DECID TO TAKE LITTE DASHY HOM AND RAS HER.

HE WAS NAT VERY HAPPI AS HE LIV IN A AWFUL CIT AND HIS PARENTS KILLDIED AND HE IZ VERY LONLIE BAT NA DASHY KEPS HIM KOMPENY AND CHERS HEM UP SO NAO HES HAPPY

DEN ONE DAY DAHSIE N HEM GET INTO FITE N DASHIE RUN AWAY

NAO HE IS SADFACE.


CAPTER 3:

BOB WAS VERY SADFACE SO HE PUT POSTERS AROUND TON SAYING "HAV U FUND MY LITTEL DASHY?" AND EVERYONE THOUGHT HE WAS WIERDO EXCEPT HIS FRIEND MIKE NORRIS, WHO IS BROTHER OF CHUCK NORRIS (ARTHOURS NOTE I R NOT SHURE BUT IT'S PART OF THE STORY LOL) BUT MIKE NORIS WAS NOT REL.
TRE DAYS LATR HE WENT TO FOREST SHOUTING "DASHY" OVER AND OVER AGAIN. AND DEN RANBO DAHS SAID "I HATE U. >:(" AND JIMMIES SAID "BUT I LOVE YOU DASHIE  " AND SO DASY WENT "SORY" AND DEY WENT BACK HOM.

after dashy was found by bob go back hom bob went "dashy why u go angryface" and dashy said "because i am not earth creture i r character un tevee show" and bob felt sorry for her.

den he had idea. he decidad to treat her.


he tub her to nascare and she sat on cloud on top of ski.

She was very happy face.

Den afterwurds he got her some ice cream and it was yummy!!!

He said "we live a very happy live."

Littel did he no about wat was about 2 happen nxt..

CAPTER 4 WILL CONCLUD STROY SO STA TUND.

I understood that totally...

Zeusking19 wrote:

777w wrote:

Zeusking19 wrote:

Very sorry, but that is actually WORSE than the original. Stop please, no one wishes to read them.

i think thats the point

It is kinda spammy and annoying though. It takes up page space which could be used for an argument whether Rainbow Dash is better than Derpy. (Muffins)

However we all now that Pinkie Pie is the most Boss pony EVER!

technoguyx wrote:

Ponies are gay. People who watch ponies are gay.

Gay = Happy, therefore people who watch ponies are happy c:

  but you know very well what I meant

luiysia wrote:

technoguyx wrote:

luiysia wrote:

Wait, what was Anthropology about? I think I remember reading something called something like that but I'm not sure.

Basically, Lyra shows a big interest in humans, eventually discovers she was originally one, and visits our planet/dimension/universe/whatever.

Oh, I thought it was the one where Celestia is a mental patient. I have no idea what that one was called.

Don't know of that one. (Maybe you're thinking of Eternal?)

Anthropology is the one where Lyra is obsessed with humans. She's convinced that they existed at one time even though everypony else regards them as myth.

What would be a good fic to read if one liked Background Pony, the End of Ponies, Anthropology, Eternal, Night's Favoured Child, and a bunch of shoddy romance fics?

technoguyx wrote:

^since that, plus a few unrelated Comedy and HiE fics are pretty much all I've read, can't suggest much.

Haha, hi-five. Gotta love those shoddy shipfics.

Zeusking19 wrote:

Hey guys, weegee isnt the troll, coolboy is -_-

he hasnt posted for a while now and nobody ever said and seriously meant that weegeeissparta is any sort of troll