Scratch

I give the apple to the Disney's Sleeping Princess (whatever one) and throw her shoe ATNU.

The Kingdom Hearts turns into MS Hearts. I throw Queen of Spares ATNU.

I eat it and gain super powers. I throw my toxic stings atnu

Your poison was actually food.

I throw another generation of mutant hamster babies ATNU

It gets featured

I throw the scratch website at the next user

My awsomeness deflects it.

I throw a rabid hedgehog at the next user.

I dodge him. Then I yell at filo5 to stop turning an amzing adventure/fantasy game into a computer card game. Then I throw norberts AT you, next user who is hopefully filo5!!!

I pick the glass out of me and throw it at the next user.

I get a baseball bat and make a home run with filo5 as the ball. He lands on TNU.

Not even my awesomeness can deflect your worst projects. They're just way too     un-awesome.

I throw my shoe at the next user.

I use bush as a shield.

I throw bush ATNU

I Hit him away with a baseball bat

i use my portal gun to open a portal and send bush into clinton's closet
and then i put a yellow portal under a cow and open the blue portal above the next user