Scratch

CheckItNow12 wrote:

Read these reviews.

ohmygawd.

videogame9 wrote:

G0D_M0D3 wrote:

imnotbob wrote:

I specifically said what STATE 

It's true.

I've been around on the froums since '08 (and made my account in '07) and I've seen a lot.
I was here when FloatingMagicTree was a noob.
I was here when RHY joined the site.

I've been here a long time, and I've seen a lot, from pony invasions, to, some, um, stuff only mods should see (and don't like to see). (on accident)

I've seen all of this shared in Misc, and then collected in one thread.

If I had the time, I'd scan Misc and get all the information I can, then I just need to find your address. That's easy, get your state phonebook, and then type in the number on a cellphone tracking website, which will locate your phone, and, most scary of all, you.

I'd go through all the (insert first name here)'s until I find you. Wouldn't be that hard.

Of course, Misc doesn't exist anymore, so you couldn't scan it. Your plan is foiled.

Also, on the Portal page, I found this:

GlaDOS is evil
The only problom with this game is GLaDOS. She trys to kill you.

GLaDOS certainly does not make the game worse. In fact, she makes it better.

Oo
Thanks for the idea

*maniacal laughter*


//offtopic

anyway yea some of the reviews are rubbish and yet funny to read at the same time

Look at this parent review for Friday:

Great! Let any child watch this game or read this TV show.


Perfect for kids!

But s/he rated it off for 17 and 1 star. 

A review for Break your Heart by Taio Cruz:

im the big bad wlof

CheckItNow12 wrote:

videogame9 wrote:

On New Super Mario Bros. Wii:

I have an 8 year old nephew who is addicted to this game. It has not been a good experience. He will not do his chores properly. He rushes and pouts and slams and break things to get back to his game. He wont play with other children anymore. He hates to go outside and play now. All he wants is to sit on the couch and play with this game. When we take away the game, he finds a way to play it on the computer, or he will watch videos about it on the iPad. He was such a well behaved child until these Mario Bros games taught him to do awful things in the name of saving the princess. So, he jumps on the furniture as he thinks he can fly and has gotten hurt. He jumps and lands on other kids like they do in the game, except these are real children and they really get hurt. We were silly enough to buy him a Mario video to watch in the car on a road trip, only to listen to the awful demeaning way the characters talk to one another. They are not kind. They will do whatever bad thing they have to do to hurt the opponent and save the princess. Perhaps a teenager could understand that this is not real life, but younger kids do not get it and they want to practice these techniques and grow up to have these verbal characteristics. It is a real shame. I would not recommend the whole line of Mario brothers anything, as they are notsetting a good example for our children. These are not rescue heroes like firemen or police, these are brothers who will pounce and jump on others until they are hurt. I wish my nephew never met them. If I was his parent I would make the whole thing fit in the garbage and watch the garbage truck take it away. There are plenty of better video games out there to get kids learning and playing.

This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

...
Wow. Just wow.

This better be a joke.

Fun fact, a bunch of the reviews here ARE jokes !!

Animeboy975 wrote:

Ok, i'm gonna find a Shugo Chara review for fun.

On Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story:

good game
VEY VILOENT GAME DO NOT PLaY IT!

I decided to look that game up.

Look what I found.

peachy prencess in trouble
I love it very much I want to play it on the comepouter may I please play it.

Excuse me sir, but this is a reviews site.

epicepicman wrote:

Animeboy975 wrote:

Ok, i'm gonna find a Shugo Chara review for fun.

On Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story:

good game
VEY VILOENT GAME DO NOT PLaY IT!

I decided to look that game up.

Look what I found.

peachy prencess in trouble
I love it very much I want to play it on the comepouter may I please play it.

Excuse me sir, but this is a reviews site.

Lol

That is my reaction and a review of the same game.

Ok, I went to teletubbies expecting a lot of funny reviews.

I was right.

The Teletubbies are only fat, creepy monsters. They use this gibberish, and when your kid watches it, he/she will start saying, "I want Tubby Toast!" "I want Tubby Custard!" They show bad habits, such as not finishing their Tubby Toast or spilling their Tubby Custard. Do you know what Teletubbies means? It means "fatsos on TV"! Not good for your kids.

Last edited by epicepicman (2012-08-02 14:10:59)

ilackoriginality wrote:

http://www.commonsensemedia.org/user/humorfan87

wut

FunDude wrote:

ilackoriginality wrote:

http://www.commonsensemedia.org/user/humorfan87

Ha,Ha,Ha, that's hilarious.

Hah hah, yeah, knu[removed by CSM, that's a bad word! Also, put on your bubble wrap for safety]zatron. 

Last edited by Commonsensemedia.org (Today 12:24:27)

epicepicman wrote:

b]Kid's beat the c**p out of each other in real life![/b]

Omg what did you say, I have no idea what you said

For Spongebob:

Some kid wrote:

some cursing.


Spongebob is awesome but SQUIDWARD does curse sometimes using words like lunitick,stupid,and that might be all.Perfect for 10.

Last edited by ToxicQuillz (2012-08-03 15:06:48)

OrangePuffle wrote:

Lawl

Trolawl