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Who wants to be Jeff the Killer for Halloween?

samid11 wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

Who wants to be Jeff the Killer for Halloween?

*raises hand*

*sits there with an Engineer mask on, drawing a Jeff mask*

Garr8 wrote:

Could someone make a Diary of a Wimpy Kid pasta?

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID CG

One day I was looking around Ebay, really wanting a good book to read, as I am a student in college who always gets bored between breaks. One day I came across a book entitled Diary Of a Wimpy Kid CG . I had absolutely no idea what CG meant but the price was only 50 cents, normally the books are around 10 - 20$ if they're new, so I ended up buying it.

After a week of waiting, the book finally arrived at my doorstep. as I opened the package up I noticed a note saying Enjoy the Book written in a very strange fashion. As soon as I saw the book I knew something was up. The book was black, had no picture, and just said Diary of a Wimpy Kid CG.

When I opened it up I found something odd. What I found bugged me but I really didn't care at the moment, as long as the book was readable I had no problem. I started reading pages 1 through 24, that's when something started bothering me, eventually escalating my fear. On page 24 under the peachy keen kid, who was now grown up, was holding a paper with CG written in black crayon. That confused me, but I decided to keep reading, I did pay for it, after all.

I kept reading until page 54. On page 54 was something very odd. Page 54 had a picture of the Heffley's discussing a family problem. Susan, Greg's mom, Frank Greg's dad, Rodrick, Manny, and Greg were all present, but there was something that I noticed that was, peculiar. There was another Greg at the left of Susan, but this one was very faint and hard to see, as if someone took a small can of spray paint and sprayed on with precison.

This Greg wasn't able to be scrubbed off with my hand, it looked as if someone had put in print. This Greg also appeared on the page 84, on the right side of Manny, on page 99 above a black haired girl, and on pages 123, 129, 189, and 200. The last page in the book had, a Greg.

The Gregs did scare me, no matter how hard I tried to tell my self it was just a printing mistake, but I ended up throwing the book away.

Later I went back on Ebay to get the more expensive version, average version. Hours after I had placed my order, I finally understood what CG meant. It meant Creepy Greg.

777w wrote:

Luigitailsdoll45 wrote:

Garr8 wrote:

Could someone make a Diary of a Wimpy Kid pasta?

[story]

i didnt want to read it because it was diary of a wimpy kid and i wanted to read it even less when i saw the words "creepy greg"
did you write that because if so it doesnt go here

No, it was on Creepypasta Wiki.

Luigitailsdoll45 wrote:

POLYBIUS

Polybius is an urban legend about a rare arcade game released in 1981. The game was created by a mysterious company called Sinneslöschen (German for "Sense Deletion") and was a puzzle/shoot-'em-up somewhat like Tempest. It was only released in a few suburbs of Portland, Oregon. It was supposedly very popular, with people forming long lines to play it. However, players reported strange things about the game, such as hearing a woman crying and seeing grotesque faces out of the corner of their eyes. Players would also have nightmares or even develop amnesia. Some even committed suicide. Others stopped playing video games altogether and at least one became an anti-video game activist.
According to one owner of an arcade, men wearing black suits would often come to collect "records" from the game. They did not take any money, simply data on gameplay. Because of this, the leading theory is that it was some sort of government experiment using subliminal messages. The game remains in obscurity as around one month after its release, all of the cabinets suddenly disappeared. One cabinet reappeared in an arcade 1998, but quickly disappeared again. While some have tried to recreate the game, no one has ever found the original ROM.
(Not my pasta)

FINALLY.

ATTENTION:

I am making a CreepyPasta game called "CreepyPasta Forever (C)". It's a fighting game, and I'm staying up late to make this so the beta will be done by tomorrow. These are the characters:

Jeff the Killer
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Slender man
Pokemon Black Ghost

I might even add some unlockable characters to the beta... But do you actually think I'd tell you who they are?

mythbusteranimator wrote:

Is one character the Skin Taker, or the Rake?

No... but hmm...

The game's a quarter way done. I also have the levels:

Jeff's Hideout - An abandoned building full of tears and broken windows. One gaping tear has the number of murders... and one fresh new murder.

Pinkamena's Basement - A torch overlooks the very wooden platform everypony was "spruced up and baked" on. Entrails hang from the walls and "Life is a party" is written on a wall. A pony skull and griffon (Gilda) skull are in the right corner... Rainbow Dash is still on a table to the left... as a cupcake.

Gateway to Shadowdark - Slenderman was never created from a failed experiment or anything earth related. He was born in Shadowdark, a void full of deception and lies. The gateway is open, and the earth bows to it as the ground craters and the clouds shoot lightning.

Lavender Town - A sad world... just plain lavender. Everyone died. No one lived, all it is now is a ruin. But gamers couldn't ever notice that the other humans weren't humans... they were ghosts.

I can't do creepy voices. 

samid11 wrote:

UnknownGlaze wrote:

Wait... We have a problem... I don't have the voices... Are any of you interested in playing the voice of Jeff the Killer, Pinkamena Diane Pie, Slenderman, or Pokemon Black Ghost?

I CALL JEFF.

SHOCKER. 

weegeeissparta wrote:

Luigitailsdoll45 wrote:

POLYBIUS

Polybius is an urban legend about a rare arcade game released in 1981. The game was created by a mysterious company called Sinneslöschen (German for "Sense Deletion") and was a puzzle/shoot-'em-up somewhat like Tempest. It was only released in a few suburbs of Portland, Oregon. It was supposedly very popular, with people forming long lines to play it. However, players reported strange things about the game, such as hearing a woman crying and seeing grotesque faces out of the corner of their eyes. Players would also have nightmares or even develop amnesia. Some even committed suicide. Others stopped playing video games altogether and at least one became an anti-video game activist.
According to one owner of an arcade, men wearing black suits would often come to collect "records" from the game. They did not take any money, simply data on gameplay. Because of this, the leading theory is that it was some sort of government experiment using subliminal messages. The game remains in obscurity as around one month after its release, all of the cabinets suddenly disappeared. One cabinet reappeared in an arcade 1998, but quickly disappeared again. While some have tried to recreate the game, no one has ever found the original ROM.
(Not my pasta)

Glod, man. Dat's a true story.
It supposedly killed to teenagers.
There were people in black suits too.

I am not lying, I swear.

OK, I totally believe you. 

weegeeissparta wrote:

UnknownGlaze wrote:

The game's a quarter way done. I also have the levels:

Jeff's Hideout - An abandoned building full of tears and broken windows. One gaping tear has the number of murders... and one fresh new murder.

Pinkamena's Basement - A torch overlooks the very wooden platform everypony was "spruced up and baked" on. Entrails hang from the walls and "Life is a party" is written on a wall. A pony skull and griffon (Gilda) skull are in the right corner... Rainbow Dash is still on a table to the left... as a cupcake.

Gateway to Shadowdark - Slenderman was never created from a failed experiment or anything earth related. He was born in Shadowdark, a void full of deception and lies. The gateway is open, and the earth bows to it as the ground craters and the clouds shoot lightning.

Lavender Town - A sad world... just plain lavender. Everyone died. No one lived, all it is now is a ruin. But gamers couldn't ever notice that the other humans weren't humans... they were ghosts.

WHAT ABOUT TAPEWORM BOY'S LAIR!?
This text is a lie

cool
I like Griffins. Know why?

I think I'm living a creepypasta...
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