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Once there was a cute little Pikachu everyone loved. Except Bowser, who killed the Pickachu. When Pikachu died, he got reincarnated. He set out to kill the Bowser which killed him in the first place. It turned out that Pikachu reincarnated as Sonic, so he sped to Bowser.
  Sonic was sent through the Mushroom Kingdom where he met Mario!
He became Pikachu again, and got killed forever, unable to respawn.
Bowser owned all the Pikachus so they died, unable to respawn. That made thousands of Pokemon trainers get so mad that they sent their most powerful Pokemon to kill Bowser, and they did. Bowser would never EVER respawn, so his minions rejoiced for the death of their cruel king. Then one of the Koopas from Bowser's army found a Time Hole and went through to save Bowser, but he traveled too far and ended up saving Pikachu with a spoon and killed him with a golden fork with steak on it. Then Christopher Robin came up to him and told him that killing was bad. Winnie the Pooh agreed and they walked away. Kanga and Roo ran up to Pikachu and asked where Christopher Robin went. Tigger was bouncing right behind them wondering the same thing. Pikachu told them that Christopher Robin was just here and he went that way *points*. Suddenly, out of no where, cats and dogs started raining out of the sky! Then in the middle of the cats and dogs, down came Pedro Ramirez! Pedro went down and down into the time hole, and into the center of the earth. According to the latest news reporters, he said "iesta caliente!" which in English, means it's hot! Rescuers were unable to get him out as he is many miles below the surface of the earth. With that said, The rescuers can still remain in contact with him, and with the help of some translators, they can have a conversation. He seems pretty content down there, but the koopas revied him so he could NEVER die.A Nissan Pathfinder hit pikachu and killed him yet agaihn. aLL THE TIME MACHINES BLEW UP, AND THE TIME HOLES CLOSED. Suddenly a random bugatti veyron drives past full of jimmy neutron characters.
The end.

Once upon a time there were an evil group of car fanatics called the "jeremy clarkson fan club"...........

Once upon a time there were an evil group of car fanatics called the "jeremy clarkson fan club who went around stealing Pokemon. The pokemon got mad and killed jeremy clarkson.  This made his fan club members so sad that they cried so much that it created a giant flood of tears....

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Once upon a time there were an evil group of car fanatics called the "jeremy clarkson fan club who went around stealing Pokemon. The pokemon got mad and killed jeremy clarkson.  This made his fan club members so sad that they cried so much that it created a giant flood of tears....

sorry ill have to end your story there i prefer TheCatAndTheBanana's stroy better. Sorry no affence to you. It's just that I think the 1st 2 stories already have pokemon in it.

Once upon a time there were an evil group of car fanatics called the "jeremy clarkson fan club" and one day they decided to take a road trip to Opposite Land and they turned good and turned into The Beatles Fan Club. Their cars turned into clown cars, and they stayed in a hotel. For breakfast they had pie, and for dessert they had bacon. Instead of eating the pie, they shoved it in their faces. Instead of eating the bacon, they turned it into party streamers. Jeremys Veyron was Smashed.
Jeremy got so upset that he went to the top floor of the Empire Sate Building and accidently tripped over the railings and fell into new york.......

Once upon a time there were an evil group of car fanatics called the "jeremy clarkson fan club" and one day they decided to take a road trip to Opposite Land and they turned good and turned into The Beatles Fan Club. Their cars turned into clown cars, and they stayed in a hotel. For breakfast they had pie, and for dessert they had bacon. Instead of eating the pie, they shoved it in their faces. Instead of eating the bacon, they turned it into party streamers. Jeremys Veyron was Smashed.
Jeremy got so upset that he went to the top floor of the Empire Sate Building and accidently tripped over the railings and fell into new york, which killed him, causing his fan club to create a flood of tears and died in agony.
THE END I start this time



Once a pun a time there was a man named mario who...

once upon a time all the anthros on maskedtsra's cammand turned to zombies and Jack had to fight them his weapon was a ninja shuriken.
  Jack failed misrabely and had to hang himself due to humilty...........

Once upon a time there was a man named Stuart.......

Once upon a time there was a man named Stuart who went quack quack.
He went quack quack so much  that he turned into a duck.
A hunter shot    stuart the duck and stuart endd up as aromatic cripsy duck at a chinese resteraunt!

I should start a new story........ hmm let me think......

Ok heres my story....

Once upon a time there was an evil group called the Ningtang chocolate company......

Once upon a time there was an evil group called the Ningtang chocolate company.
They were so cruel that they put hardly any coco beans in the choccolate so that the chocolate tasted like nothing really. It smelt horrible infact the factory was always empty because the company went bust.........

Once upon a time there was an evil group called the Ningtang chocolate company.
They were so cruel that they put hardly any coco beans in the choccolate so that the chocolate tasted like nothing really. It smelt horrible infact the factory was always empty because the company went bust.
  Until one day an evil man called Xiau Chiang opened the factory again.
But he put a special potion which brainwashed people into buying more and more until..........