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HiddenPerson wrote:

CylonToast wrote:

I sometimes get fortunes that say stuff like GREAT FORTUNE WILL COME UPON YOU.
Then, the next day, I find a penny on the ground.

yay!

YAY!
I'M RICH!

An authority figure will look at you through X-Ray specs.

cheddargirl wrote:

I love reading fortune cookie fortunes, they can be pretty bizarre at times; I got one saying "You will receive a fortune [cookie]".

I've gotten so many random ones...


"Follow the golden rule- KMS: Keep mouth shut"
One just said "Run". (I think it was a misprint, but I'm sorta superstitious, and dont play with fate. I ran.)
One was all in French and Caps Lock, and was screaming about death and destruction O_e


Anyways, I think that misfortune cookies are real, because I've gotten a few *cough* french one *cough*

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I got one saying 'British Gas has made a mistake, you will get a rebate' and my friend's got one saying 'You will have luck with the opposite * today'. 

Hmmm.... This is a great topic.    I liek fortune cookies. x3

Some of my favorite fortunes I've gotten:
Good friends are like new shoes; they pinch your feet but the old friends are like old shoes; they don't pinch your feet Erm..... maybe I got the wording a tad wrong, but it was something along the lines of that. XD

A new relationship will soon enter into your life  THEY LIED!!!!    XD

And my all time favorite:

Next time, order the shrimp.

I seriously got that, you can imagine the look on my face.... I was like, first stunned at them telling me what to order, XD, then nonplussed at why a fortune like this one was let live in the fortune cookie factory, then overcome with laughter until my [arents had to drag me (still laughing) from the restaurant. (Well, not that bad. XD)


And thus, this ends my fortune cookie experiences.