Scratch

XenoK wrote:

nice addition to the logo!

Coolhogs asked you, but you were offline, so I did it.

I had to eat...  but awesome!

Me and XenoK (if he agrees) can work on the site. We do it all the time for RI we are a pretty good team at making sites even though he does a lot of the work.

Meapinator101 wrote:

Me and XenoK (if he agrees) can work on the site. We do it all the time for RI we are a pretty good team at making sites even though he does a lot of the work.

OK. 

me and YoshiBoy had an idea that it should be a comedy based in the real world about a person trying to ban something silly, for example someone might try to ban socks so I'll try to make it non-scratch related unless that spoils everything for you. I don't mind writing about the actual collaborations thing, but i thought Scratch team might get annoyed if we keep bringing it up.

Borrego6165 wrote:

me and YoshiBoy had an idea that it should be a comedy based in the real world about a person trying to ban something silly, for example someone might try to ban socks so I'll try to make it non-scratch related unless that spoils everything for you. I don't mind writing about the actual collaborations thing, but i thought Scratch team might get annoyed if we keep bringing it up.

  I don't like it...

coolhogs wrote:

Borrego6165 wrote:

me and YoshiBoy had an idea that it should be a comedy based in the real world about a person trying to ban something silly, for example someone might try to ban socks so I'll try to make it non-scratch related unless that spoils everything for you. I don't mind writing about the actual collaborations thing, but i thought Scratch team might get annoyed if we keep bringing it up.

  I don't like it...

What do you not like?

coolhogs wrote:

I'd rather make it real, with a few twists...

Ok. And, for the names of all people in the story...

Borrego = Oger-rob
Meapinator = Rotanip
Yoshiboy = DinoGuy

What do you think? Please add to the list, or edit the list.... Or DELETE THE WHOLE LIST!

Yoshiboy wrote:

coolhogs wrote:

I'd rather make it real, with a few twists...

Ok. And, for the names of all people in the story...

Borrego = Oger-rob
Meapinator = Rotanip
Yoshiboy = DinoGuy
Xenok = Konex
Coolhogs= Goh-looc
What do you think? Please add to the list, or edit the list.... Or DELETE THE WHOLE LIST!

Good! 

Added Konex, and Goh looc...

Mine: Coolhogs2

Meapinator101 wrote:

XenoK wrote:

Meapinator101 wrote:

You might have to wait. For some really strange reason weebly isn't letting me create a site. I have two on hold for sites, Animate's and ESPA.

we need more email addresses.  Weebly limits you to only two, but with pro you can do 10.  Make another email address, and I'll invite you to weebly.  Don't sign up with it yet, though.

I did it before you told me this. I already made the site. It is looking good! email=Xenok09 right?

nope, other one.

Scene opens with a small but messy bedroom, with a young teenager sat in a chair on his computer. There is a poster with a picture of "Ugha" to give a hint to the future. (Ask me or Coolhogs for a copy of his image to put on there, but we won't tell you what it means)

KID
La la la la la la

The kid continues to sing whilst on the computer.

KID
Huh? What's this? Someone wants to ban big collaborations?

The camera pans to his face, then zooms slowly into his reddening face whilst he clenches his fists.

KID
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The camera pans out, showing the kid bouncing with rage in his chair.

KID
They can't do this!!! Why would they do this??? I'm goanna seriously do something about this!!!

Then after a deep breathe, he pulls his chair into the desk and types casually. After a few seconds of this, we see him grab his mouse to click what is presumed to be "submit", before he pulls his chair back out and

begins screaming again.

KID
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEY'D BEST NOT BAN THEM! NO!!!!!!!!!

Next, some footsteps on the stairs can be heard, followed by his door opening. ENTER PARENT.

PARENT
Come on, you need to calm down! Come downstairs, relax and watch the news with us!

The scene switches to the living room, a long room with cream walls, and a sofa with an oak coffee table next to it. There are some shelves in the background carrying various ornaments. ENTER KID and PARENT.



PARENT
Now you relax now and enjoy the news!

The camera switches to the TV show. It is a show called "News that Jives." Scene opens with a soundtrack of trumpets and other news-style instruments.

Dave- a presenter, is sitting behind a desk with paper, a pen and a cup of coffee in front of him in the centre of a large studio with black walls and green borders, with various guitars accompanied by some music

notes painted on the walls. Next to Dave is an amateur presenter named Timmy, who is shaking slightly and has a large cheesy smile on his face. The camera flys overhead of a few ground-camera crew before fading

out into a closer camera facing both Dave and Timmy.

Dave: Hello there, and welcome to News That Jives-

Dave is interupted by-

Timmy: With me-

Timmy is interupted by-

Dave: Not yet! Welcome to News That Jives with me Dave and...

Dave indicates with his hand to-

Timmy: Oh and me Timmy!

Dave: On today's program!

An image of the scratch cat is shown on the screen.

Dave: Everyone who has made a big company on scratch will be banned and fined 329184219438123 dollers by BalegroU4AP

Camera takes mid-long shot on KID who is screaming again.

KID
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Switching back to the TV, an image of the Olympic Torch comes on upon a screen behind Timmy's head, as he explains-

Timmy: Sources say that when the Olympic Torch was touring England, one of the carriers was drunk and urinated inside it putting the flame out. The offender was attacked by the Queen who called it a "Disgrace!" It

has left many English citizens sick, confused and worried.

Next an image of some tornadoes comes on upon a screen behind Dave's head, as he explains-

Dave: We've been told that there have been a lot of tornadoes recently, so now, we will discuss with you how to avoid being sucked up by a tornado. Our sources tell us that here are the four best ways to avoid it. One-

don't go near one! Two- tie yourself to the toilet. Three- destroy the tornado with a bazuka, or four- run and scream like a little girl and call it a weirdo if it tries to suck you off... the ground.

Timmy: I sure hope this is useful to you!

Timmy than winks at the camera and continues smiling for approximatly three seconds.

Dave: Err... Timmy, you do realise that it's your turn to introduce the guest star.

Timmy: Oh, sorry Dave. So here's our guest star for today!

The camera zooms out slightly as lots of multi-coloured lights start flashing in the studio. During this a continuous drum-roll plays in the background which slowly speeds up.

Dave: Please welcome Mr Balony!!!

The camera switches back to the living room where KID is being shouted at by PARENT upstairs.

KID
Sorry!

PARENT
Do you realise how many things we're goanna have to sell to get anywhere near that amount? Looks like you're goanna have to be sold to the lab as a drugs tester.

KID
But they'll make me sleep in the mice cage again!

The camera switches back to the TV.

Halonai: It's Halonai!

The camera looks at Halonai, a well-dressed gentleman who is freaking out from being on telly.

Timmy: Mr lonley?

Halonai: It's Halonai!

Both presenters want to interview him but because they cannot pronounce his name they hesitate, pointing to each other as they try to mouth words which appear in subtitles on the bottom of the screen.

Dave: "You introduce him!"

Timmy: "You!"

Dave: "Ladies first!"

Timmy: "Go on then!"

Dave: So, mister. You have been called by many that you get nervous when you're being on TV, yet your proffessionalism at work is astonishing! Tell me, do you agree?

Halonai: I don't know!

Halonai drops his head into his cupped hands and begins to sobs.

Halonai: I know nothing I tell you! Don't do this to me!

Dave: Okay, well, what is your favorite thing to do?

Halonai: Well, I have no money so I can't afford to go out. I just sit at home playing solitaire with my Grandad's playing cards- god rest his soul.

Dave: Hmm... I see, very interesting. Is it true that you have never played football?

Halonai: Well no!

Dave: Wait a minute, I'm not interviewing you! Get out of here!

Halonai: For not playing football?

Dave: Yes!

Halonai begins to leave, but as he does he passes close to the desk of-

Timmy: Get away from me you sick person!

Halonai leaves. Dave drinks his coffee with a large gulp at the end and finally sighs.

Dave: Well, I don't know what to do now... Lets just wrap it up and say good night y'all!

Timmy: Bye! Hey I didn't get tight pants this time around!

Dave: That's because we weren't interviewing anyone like Katie Price again.

Timmy: Oh yeah!

Dave: Anyway, bye!

The camera pans out, the lights slowly fade off and the opening trumpet-soundtrack restarts. Next, PARENT is carrying KID in a cage towards the door. We hear fading out-

KID
Please don't! No!!! I'll look like Michael Jackson by the end of it!