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agscratcher wrote:

CSM says that Spongebob is related to David Hasselhoff.


This is all I have to say.

Hasselhoff did appear in the Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

agscratcher wrote:

16Skittles wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

CSM says that Spongebob is related to David Hasselhoff.


This is all I have to say.

Hasselhoff did appear in the Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

Except that Spongebob is a relatively high hit compared to actual Hasselhoff content. I just found it funny.


On a separate note, here's a review from the Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen:


Age: 6+
★★★☆☆

EMERALD is much better, and it's basically a combination of these two games.
My rating: E: mild cartoon violence

What other families should know: Too violent and noticeable product placement.


Um...what product placement? And Emerald being FR+LG? Pfffft.

Nintendo devices and all the chain of Pokemon related items. 

funelephant wrote:

Go to Animal Crossing: City Folk and look at the review called: NOT GOOD FOR ONLINE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would, but I'm too busy watching your sig.

Wow, those reviews are quite funny 

kimmy123 wrote:

ReadyRobin wrote:

Someone please post an Invader Zim review for me.

I'll bring my tissues.

THIS IS FOR KIDS?
NO NO NO! They use horrible words like "h*peless" and "d*mb". I don't want my 13-year-old getting ideas from them. He once saw it around a friend's house, and when he came back, he said that he wants to watch this filth, and that all other shows are "st*pid"! How awful! This show has awful language. But, the worst thing is, THE VIOLENCE. In one episode, a child got his eyes ripped out! Not even adults should see that sort of thing, let alone 8-15-year-old kids! And that wasn't even the worst! Another episode showed organs being removed, which I nearly vomited at and had nightmares afterwards because of! If you are a strong-stomached, sick-minded mature adult, you can watch this with discretion, but, please, don't show your kids.

lol

i agree SOMEWHAT as far as the violence, but censoring hopeless and dumb?

The REVIEW is hopeless and dumb. 

Also modern 13-year-olds read Homestuck and that's waaay worse. Y U NO MAKE FUNNY REVIEWS OF HOMESTUCK, COMMONSENSEMEDIA?

Last edited by spongebob123 (2012-06-11 11:57:23)

spongebob123 wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

ReadyRobin wrote:

Someone please post an Invader Zim review for me.

I'll bring my tissues.

THIS IS FOR KIDS?
NO NO NO! They use horrible words like "h*peless" and "d*mb". I don't want my 13-year-old getting ideas from them. He once saw it around a friend's house, and when he came back, he said that he wants to watch this filth, and that all other shows are "st*pid"! How awful! This show has awful language. But, the worst thing is, THE VIOLENCE. In one episode, a child got his eyes ripped out! Not even adults should see that sort of thing, let alone 8-15-year-old kids! And that wasn't even the worst! Another episode showed organs being removed, which I nearly vomited at and had nightmares afterwards because of! If you are a strong-stomached, sick-minded mature adult, you can watch this with discretion, but, please, don't show your kids.

lol

i agree SOMEWHAT as far as the violence, but censoring hopeless and dumb?

The REVIEW is hopeless and dumb. 

Also modern 13-year-olds read Homestuck and that's waaay worse. Y U NO MAKE FUNNY REVIEWS OF HOMESTUCK, COMMONSENSEMEDIA?

yeah! been reading homestuck for a few months now, and i just turned 13 yesterday.
THIS IS ST*PID 

G0D_M0D3 wrote:

I wanna see what they say about Happy Tree Friends.

http://www.commonsensemedia.org/website … ee-friends

Animeboy975 wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

ReadyRobin wrote:

Someone please post an Invader Zim review for me.

I'll bring my tissues.

THIS IS FOR KIDS?
NO NO NO! They use horrible words like "h*peless" and "d*mb". I don't want my 13-year-old getting ideas from them. He once saw it around a friend's house, and when he came back, he said that he wants to watch this filth, and that all other shows are "st*pid"! How awful! This show has awful language. But, the worst thing is, THE VIOLENCE. In one episode, a child got his eyes ripped out! Not even adults should see that sort of thing, let alone 8-15-year-old kids! And that wasn't even the worst! Another episode showed organs being removed, which I nearly vomited at and had nightmares afterwards because of! If you are a strong-stomached, sick-minded mature adult, you can watch this with discretion, but, please, don't show your kids.

They act like the 13 year old is 7 

also what does having a strong stomach have to do with having a sick mind

and seriously i play skyrim and i'm also near 13

i snipe people with fireballs there but do i want to go kill people with fire in real life?

no.

infinite_minus_zero wrote:

P0rtal reviews, anyone?

They actually have it a good, unlike CSM, review. They say that it's a fun, 3D puzzle game that's fun for the whole family. They say the defective turret's voices may be scary (there's the CSM we know) for young children. You can talk to your child about how people with power go insane, like Wheatly (I added that)

PlutoIsHades wrote:

XD XD XD
It says you should be 13 to play Minecraft.
And it gave Spore only one educational point  .

That's because Spore horribly mauls science.

The same person that did the Invader Zim review did a MLP:FIM review XD

My son will have to wait a few more years...
This show may look innocent on the outside, and is a rather nice show, but it is probably inappropriate for under-16's. It is not as bad as Invader ZIM, or Regular Show, but it's still strong stuff. My objections:
Some characters are vain and brag. If you let a young person watch, they might imitate the behavior seen on the show. Strong and offensive language, like "st*pid" appears.
It contains VERY STRONG violence, like items falling on ponies, and ponies turning to stone.
However, I could barely handle the scariness in this show, and it is EXTREMELY frightening in some parts. Take caution when your kids watch. One episode revolves around the main character on the brink of insanity! I cried in fright! And, the less said about the horribly disturbing Discord episode, the better.

My 13-year-old son will wait three more years until he can see it, and I'll have to think about it then.

P.S. Some characters are in love! That's just disgusting!

It also says it is too violent, has inappropriate sexual behavior, and language kids can't use!

777w wrote:

weegee9000 wrote:

The same person that did the Invader Zim review did a MLP:FIM review XD

My son will have to wait a few more years...
This show may look innocent on the outside, and is a rather nice show, but it is probably inappropriate for under-16's. It is not as bad as Invader ZIM, or Regular Show, but it's still strong stuff. My objections:
Some characters are vain and brag. If you let a young person watch, they might imitate the behavior seen on the show. Strong and offensive language, like "st*pid" appears.
It contains VERY STRONG violence, like items falling on ponies, and ponies turning to stone.
However, I could barely handle the scariness in this show, and it is EXTREMELY frightening in some parts. Take caution when your kids watch. One episode revolves around the main character on the brink of insanity! I cried in fright! And, the less said about the horribly disturbing Discord episode, the better.

My 13-year-old son will wait three more years until he can see it, and I'll have to think about it then.

P.S. Some characters are in love! That's just disgusting!

It also says it is too violent, has inappropriate sexual behavior, and language kids can't use!

this is obviously a joke
75% of common sense media is a joke

Did you know 67% of all statistics are made up?

CSM is so stupid. They're like Freddy's mom from iCarly (not that I watched that dumb show more than once).

I think this mother who did the Invader Zim and MLP reviews is the Jack Thompson equivalent for television.