This hot sacue itsn't so hot! *dies*
It's only a flesh wound...
*Dies*
It's not that hot outside!
*incinerated*
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"The catapult is a weak weapon!" *gets pelted with rocks throw by a catapult*
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"I'm flyyiiiiiinngg!!!!!!!"
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*sees big red button saying do not press*
Ooh! a button! Me press...
Rocket:RED ALERT!RED ALER-BOOOOOOOOOM!
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That psycho won't attack us, even though he's hyperventilating and looks angry!
Don't worry, cobras aren't dangerous, you can touch one!
*you are on a police detachement to look for a criminal in a dump for the following*
Let's see, trashed refrigerator, old TV, ticking time bomb, broken gardening pots. TICKING TIME BOMB?!
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This is from a song CALLED Famous Last Words!
I'm not afraid to keep on living
I'm not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay you'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say will stop me going home
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A green button! Does it despecnce cheezburgerz?
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
ai... thought... not... *faints*
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What? that 1 ton wait would not kill a fly.
CRASH.
(and for the 1st eg, you can not kill your self holding your breth. but don't try it, you can damage your lungs (or even brain!) doing it)
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"No water?? Hah! We'll just put out this fire with rum!!"
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Go ahead, fire isn't that hot!
*jumps out of plane to skydive* Wait, I missed the lesson on how to use the parachute!
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Don't worry, i'm still alive
That car is so slow, it'll never catch me!
Come on, cliff diving can't be that scary
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(You are a koopa)
"Ooh!Whimpy mario wanna kill me, eh?"
CRUSH!
"HA!i'm still alive!"
(Mario picks you up)
(You get kicked)
"I can flyyyyyyyyy!"
SPLOSH!
"But can't... glug glug glug"
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Death of mario...
Mario: Aww, its only a 10 volt eletric fence.
Bowser: ORLY? It killed a cute lill koopa when he touched it.
Mario: 10 volts isn't that much... *BUZZ*
Bowser: Ha, it was 100000000000 volts!
Mario:Mama Mia!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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Slug poison only kills slugs when they touch it, silly!
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