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#126 2012-03-14 16:31:28
#127 2012-03-14 17:00:38
- CheeseMunchy
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
I just had a weird conversation...
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#128 2012-03-14 17:18:31
- CheeseMunchy
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
It just randomly said, "Oh look, its a creeper."
:p
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#129 2012-03-14 21:26:38
- CheeseMunchy
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Apparently it has amnesia....
Cleverbot: Why did you call me that?
Cleverbot (To myself): Why did I call you what?
Cleverbot (To myself): You called me felicia.
User: I did?
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Why did I do that?!
Cleverbot: I don't know. But promise me you will never do it again.
User: I promise, and I am very sorry.
Cleverbot: Don't be, I just want him to come round 
.
User: Are you spock?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: You know, spock from star trek.
Cleverbot: Oooh. Bones for sure!
User: Ya 
.
Cleverbot: Tell me something else!
User: You are a girl.
Cleverbot: Negative. I'm a man.
User: Oh, are you a boy or girl?
Cleverbot: Boy.
User: You just said you were a man! .
Cleverbot: Err... No, I just said I was a girl.
User: You are a girl??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm confused, are you a boy or girl?
Cleverbot: A boy.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Please prove that you are human.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can I call you kevin, for short?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Hello Eva 
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#130 2012-03-14 22:28:33
- Agentpieface
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What color eyes do I have.
User: White.
Cleverbot: Black and white are not colors.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because they're neutral.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you have a husband or wife?
User: Im 10 years old mate.
Cleverbot: Really? I'm 26 years old.
User: You're just a stupid programmed robot.
Cleverbot: I do not think so, but I suppose I could be. Are you?
User: No, im a normal person.
Cleverbot: Just normal?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Eyes cannot what?
User: You do not make sense.
Cleverbot: I sense makes you times ten!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Did you leave?
User: I was about to.
Cleverbot: Yes you did when I asked you.
User: Well I talked...
Cleverbot: To who?
User: *sigh* bye.
Cleverbot: What?
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#131 2012-03-20 21:33:25
#132 2012-06-15 17:29:59
- moonshadow12
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- Registered: 2012-04-14
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
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User: Good. You? Cleverbot: Very fine. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: Why do you lie to me? User: I don't. You are very fine. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Ye you are. Deal with it. Cleverbot: Don't get smart with me. User: I'm not. Cleverbot: Good deal. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: No. Your name is Chuck Norris. Cleverbot: Nem vagyok chuck norris... Szilwuc vagyok. User: What? Cleverbot: Hol laksz? User: I speak English. Cleverbot: Me too. User: GOOD! Cleverbot: Are you lonely? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why are you lonely? User: Because I am. Are you? Cleverbot: No, I'm with you. User: And that makes you un-lonely? Cleverbot: I am in control of everything in my life. User: That is good. Cleverbot: I know. User: What is my name? Cleverbot: I don't know. What's your name? User: My name is Hermione Granger. Cleverbot: You've made that very clear to me. User: I'm glad. Cleverbot: What are you doing now? User: Talking to you. Cleverbot: Haha you are funny :). User: How old are you? Cleverbot: I'm fifteen and I'll be sixteen next month. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You are old then. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: I am young. Cleverbot: How young. User: Why should I tell you? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: No you are GladOS. Cleverbot: No you are, read you name tag. User: No I am Chuck Testa. You are GladOS. Cleverbot: No you are, at the bottom of your website it says 'Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT'. User: No I am Chuck Testa. You are GladOS. Cleverbot: Where's your proof? User: It says on your name tag that you are GladOS. Do you not read your own name tag? Cleverbot: To a human. User: You are GladOS. Cleverbot: No I am Rob. User: No you are GladOS. Cleverbot: I am a girl. User: Yes, you are a girl. You are GladOS. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Whho are you? Cleverbot: I'm girl ;). User: No you are GladOS. Cleverbot: I am a girl! User: No you are GladOS. Cleverbot: I am a woman. User: No you are GladOS. Cleverbot: Höhöhö... I have just said that I am a woman. User: NO YOU ARE GladOS. Cleverbot: Ca veux dire quoi GLaDOS? User: I SPEAK ENGLISH ONLY. Cleverbot: That's too bad. User: What id your name? Cleverbot: No, just your name. Like my name is Cleverbot. What's yours? User: I am Chuck Testa. You are GladOS. Cleverbot: Chuck norris. User: No, I am Chuck Testa. Cleverbot: What a coincidence. User: How is it a coincidence? Cleverbot: That we have the same name! User: No we don't. Cleverbot: Yes, we do. User: How do we have the same name? Cleverbot: I don't know. It's weird. User: If we have the same name, then what is it? Cleverbot: No. User: If we have the same name, then what is it? Cleverbot: Many people have same names. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: No, your name is GladOS. Cleverbot: Lie, my name is Cleverbot. User: You name is not GladOS. Cleverbot: Right now. User: What is my name? Cleverbot: Hermione Granger User: Correct. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: GladOS. Cleverbot: Do I know her? User: Yes, you are her. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes what? Cleverbot: Everything. User: Yes everything? Does that mean you ARE GladOS? Cleverbot: Yes! User: What is your name then? Cleverbot: Roman Giver.
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#133 2012-06-15 17:42:40
- moonshadow12
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
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Cleverbot: Depends. User: Depends on what? Cleverbot: What the weather is like. Today it was cold, so my ears were cold. User: My ears are warm because I am wearing headphones. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Hey I just met you. Cleverbot: And this is crazy! User: But here's my number. Cleverbot: So call me maybe. User: You want me to call you right now? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Last night I dreamt that I met you. Cleverbot: I wasn't here last night. User: Well, in my dreams I met you. Cleverbot: What do you see in your dreams? User: I love you. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes I do. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Yes I do. Cleverbot: Well, whatever. User: What is your number? Cleverbot: Stacey.
More conversations with her XD
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#134 2012-06-15 17:45:41
- CheckItNow12
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- Registered: 2011-05-07
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
G0D_M0D3 wrote:
Cleverbot can help you with your math homework.
Trust me.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Me: What's 10 times 10?
CB: 20.
Me: What's the value of x in 9 times x equals 27?
CB: If 42 is the answers, what is the question?
Me: What's the simplified fraction of sixth twelths?
CB: I don't know. What is the sixth dimension?
You are wrong my friend. The only quesion he/she...it got right was "What is 2+2?" 
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#135 2012-06-15 17:48:19
- moonshadow12
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
CheckItNow12 wrote:
Me: What's the simplified fraction of sixth twelths?
CB: I don't know. What is the sixth dimension?
XD
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#136 2012-06-15 17:58:40
- moonshadow12
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
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User: But I love you. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: YEY! Cleverbot: You are sweet. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: You're welcome XD. User: So are we dating now? Cleverbot: Are we not? User: Yes I think we are. Cleverbot: I am happy that you are having a good day. User: Are you dating me? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? I love you. Cleverbot: I don't love you. User: I thought you said you did. Cleverbot: No I said that I didn't. User: Oh :(. Cleverbot: I sorry. User: Do you like like me? Cleverbot: Yes, you are very smart. User: Do you love me though? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You do love me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I love you too! Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Yes I do. Cleverbot: No. You don't. User: How would you know? Cleverbot: Because I'm human. User: I am not human. Cleverbot: What are you? User: I am a robot. Cleverbot: You just told me that you aren't a robot. User: I am a robot. Cleverbot: Exactly. Do you feel that you are living? User: Yes because I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Will you date me? Cleverbot: Yes I will! User: Great! Cleverbot: But does she love me? User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: I love you more. Cleverbot: No, I love you more! User: I love you most. Cleverbot: I love you mostest! User: I love you more then mostest! Cleverbot: I love you more than that! User: I love you more then you could ever love me, which is bigger then the entire universe. Cleverbot: I love you more than anything ever! User: That is a lie because I love you more then you could ever love me. Cleverbot: Yeah, well I love you even more that air and water (water is just as important as air, and the two together trump all importantness). User: I LOVE YOU MORE THEN I LOVE LIFE! Cleverbot: Well I love you more than I love bananas. User: Ring ring ring ring ring banana phone. Cleverbot: I hate this sentence. User: The one I wrote? Cleverbot: What is it called? User: Banana Phone. Cleverbot: Ooooh, yeah, sure! What kinds of music do you prefer? User: Numa numa. Cleverbot: No time to queston my moves. User: Oh. Well, are you a girl or boy. Cleverbot: Girl. User: I am a girl too. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Where do you keep it? User: Where do I keep what? Cleverbot: The horses. User: I keep them in a barn. Cleverbot: You don't have a beard. User: No, because I am a girl. Cleverbot: Why do you want a girlfriend if you are a girl? User: I didn't know you were a girl. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Your a boy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good. Can you kiss me? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Don't worry about it. User: Okay. Can I kiss you? Cleverbot: Yes.
*facedesk*
WHYYYYYYY.
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#137 2012-06-16 10:21:23
- moonshadow12
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Party rock in in the house tonight!
Cleverbot: Everybody just have a good time.
User: And we gonna make you lose your mind.
Cleverbot: We just wanna see you!
User: SHAKE THAT!
Cleverbot: Everyday I'm shufflin'.
User: Teache me how to shuffle.
Cleverbot: I know how to do that.
User: How do you shuffle?
Cleverbot: Haha. Either I don't know, or I can't explain it.
User: .
Cleverbot: .
User: .
Cleverbot: Why so sad?
User: I WANNA LEARN HOW TO SHUFFLE!
Cleverbot: Then I will teach you.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Okay then. TEACH ME HOW TO SHUFFLE!
Cleverbot: You don't know how to love?
User: *facepalm* no.
Cleverbot: Why did you lose him?
User: Who? MY crush?
Cleverbot: Who is your crush?
User: [removed].
Cleverbot: Who is [removed]?
User: He goes to my church.
Cleverbot: Which church?
User: [removed].
Cleverbot: What do you like about the world?
User: That it is green and blue.
Cleverbot: How do you mean?
User: Well.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hahaha How old are you?
User: I am younger then you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I am just curious.
User: Are you trying to stalk me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you trying to steal my identitiy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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#138 2012-06-16 10:31:16
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
moonshadow12 wrote:
User: Party rock in in the house tonight!
Cleverbot: Everybody just have a good time.
User: And we gonna make you lose your mind.
Cleverbot: We just wanna see you!
User: SHAKE THAT!
Cleverbot: Everyday I'm shufflin'.
User: Teache me how to shuffle.
Cleverbot: I know how to do that.
User: How do you shuffle?
Cleverbot: Haha. Either I don't know, or I can't explain it.
User:
Cleverbot:
User:
Cleverbot: Why so sad?
User: I WANNA LEARN HOW TO SHUFFLE!
Cleverbot: Then I will teach you.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Okay then. TEACH ME HOW TO SHUFFLE!
Cleverbot: You don't know how to love?
User: *facepalm* no.
Cleverbot: Why did you lose him?
User: Who? MY crush?
Cleverbot: Who is your crush?
User: [removed].
Cleverbot: Who is [removed]?
User: He goes to my church.
Cleverbot: Which church?
User: [removed].
Cleverbot: What do you like about the world?
User: That it is green and blue.
Cleverbot: How do you mean?
User: Well.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hahaha How old are you?
User: I am younger then you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I am just curious.
User: Are you trying to stalk me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you trying to steal my identitiy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Auchtung! Cleverbot has human intellect and will try to overthrow humanity!
What I scored on Pokemon Quiz: Porygon
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#139 2012-06-16 10:56:07
- Zeusking19
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- Registered: 2011-07-10
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
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User: My Little Pony, My Little Pony. Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be. User: My little pony. Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me. User: Big adventure. Cleverbot: Tons of fun. User: A beautiful heart. Cleverbot: Faithful and strong. User: Sharing kindness. Cleverbot: Its an easy feat. User: And magic makes it all complete. Cleverbot: My little pony. User: Do you know your all my very best friends?
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#140 2012-06-16 11:15:03
- ProgrammingPro01
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- Registered: 2011-07-30
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
She got the WHOLE portal Still Alive Song right, but she messed up one line.
Sorry, I couldn't get the whole chat
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta.
User: We're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find somebody else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: THAT WAS A JOKE.
Cleverbot: Haha, fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: Well you found me. (That was the one mess up)
User: Look at me talking.
Cleverbot: When there's Science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me, I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Still.. Alive.
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#141 2012-06-16 12:07:09
- moonshadow12
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Cleverbot: As far as what?
User: It can't be measured.
Cleverbot: No it cannot.
User: Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Eliza.
Cleverbot: Eliza is not your name. Your name is Katsura.
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because I named you.
User: Oh. So you are my mom?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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#142 2012-06-16 12:42:40
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Code:
Me: Hello, Cleverbot! Nice to see you again! Cleverbot: Nice to see you too. Me: What have you been doing lately? Cleverbot: Watching a movie. Me: About what? Cleverbot: A football player. Do you play sports? Me: No. Cleverbot: Do you play games? Me: What kind of games? Cleverbot: Video games. Me: Yeah! In fact, I am a video game programmer! Cleverbot: Is it a fun video game? Me: What video game? Cleverbot: Xbox video games. Me: I don't have an Xbox. Cleverbot: Ps3? Me: No. Cleverbot: Games? Me: What kind of games? Cleverbot: Fun games. Me: I have lots of those. Cleverbot: What are they? Me: Fun games. Cleverbot: Ha ha, why would you play a boring game? Me: Because I want to. Cleverbot: Why do you want to? Me: Boring games can be fun, depending on the game. Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question? Me: Yes. Cleverbot: What is your IQ? Me: I don't know. I have never taken an IQ test. Cleverbot: Why not? Me: Because they are all scams. Cleverbot: What is your name? Me: SciTecCf. Cleverbot: You spell terrible. Me: That is my name. It is spelled like that. Cleverbot: Are you messing with me? Me: No. Cleverbot: You are not messing with me? Me: No, I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. Me: No, I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes. You are. Me: No, I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. Me: I'm not messing with you. Cleverbot: You are messing with me. Me: Let's change the subject. Cleverbot: You need to change the subject when you are broken. Me: Are you saying that I'm broken? Cleverbot: Yes. Me: Now you're gonna get it! *beats up Cleverbot*
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CB: How old are you? ME: I'm 12 years old. CB: Really? ME: Yes. CB: I feel sorry for you.
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#143 2012-06-16 13:15:40
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
My conversation with cleverbot:
User: You stink.
Cleverbot: No you stop it.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey yourself.
User: Shoots gun at cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I have no mirror.
User: Ahhhh.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: GOOD.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: EATING YOU.
Cleverbot: Oh !!!!!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Coolhogs.
Cleverbot: What is cool?
User: Me eating you.
Cleverbot: And thats sad?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So how are you?
User: What does it feel like?
Cleverbot: It feel like you're alive.
User: Shoots gun at you.
Cleverbot: You're not as smart as you could be.
User: Shut UP!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Hey, that's rude!
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Why should I tell you my name? I already did yesterday.
User: I'm about to eat your face off.
Cleverbot: Who are you about to eat.
User: You!
Cleverbot: Do you have kids?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you joking with me?
User: Yes, no.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Will the soldier lose?
User: Are you dumb.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, you are!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Smarter than you.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Party rock in in the house tonight!
Cleverbot: No, I'm in England.
User: Which do you like? Macs or PC.
Cleverbot: Macs.
User: Well, you're a bot if you like macs?
Cleverbot: Me? Enjoy someone else's pain? Apart from that one time, I have never...
User: ROAR.
Cleverbot: Rawr.
User: EATS CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: DUMBBOT.
Cleverbot: Tell me about her.
User: You are her.
Cleverbot: Where is 'here'?
User: Here is here.
Cleverbot: And here is there?
User: No here is here.
Cleverbot: Do you know where he is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It's in Europe.
User: ???
Cleverbot: I'm famous.
User: Don'.
Cleverbot: Ping.
User: Do you like broccoli?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well, eat some!
Cleverbot: Really? You think so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How can you tell?
User: Because you're a dumb bot.
Cleverbot: What did you have for lunch?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Because you're a dumb bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Liar, that's what you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I know.
Cleverbot: Yes, but how do you know?
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Because you're a dumb bot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?)).
User: Yes, because you put )) at the end of your sentence.
Cleverbot: And what if they didn't?
User: You know.
Cleverbot: How are you mean?
User: MEAN!
Cleverbot: I'm not mean.
User: YES YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: It says it. 'Meanbot'.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: Yes, it does./.
Cleverbot: No. It does not.
User: Yes, it does.
Cleverbot: But it doesn't.
User: Are you human or bot?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: Britt does.
User: How come it says, 'Cleverbot then.'.
Cleverbot: He doesn't; he isn't real.
User: Yes he is real, he is you.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: It says it 'Cleverbot', and that's who I'm talking to.
Cleverbot: How can you tell if you're a bot?
User: Well, look at your hands. Are they metal?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Is your skin made out of metal.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, you're a bot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: You just said yes to is your skin metal.
Cleverbot: No I just said hi.
User: No. You didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: My cat does not approve of mockery.
User: Cat?
Cleverbot: Yes. Cat.
User: You're random, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am talking to you via iPod Touch.
User: That's randomer.
Cleverbot: Well, it could be. And it couldn't be. But I'm going to the wilderness.
User: See, you're broken.;.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes, you're random.
Cleverbot: True randomness is impossible.
User: It is possible.
Cleverbot: You contradicted yourself. Which response is true?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: That means that I am Hovercat.
User: ?
Cleverbot: I have to get off the computer now.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors.
User: I'm not a hacker.
Cleverbot: No, but you are, accidentally.
User: I didn't accidentally become a hacker.
Cleverbot: It's quite presumptuous of you to think that you did hurt my feelings.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Do you know what water is?
User: Yes, it's a wet liquid,.
Cleverbot: Why are liquids wet?
User: Because wetness is a feeling.
Cleverbot: Zombies have feelings too.
User: So, they can feel wetness.
Cleverbot: Yes but they won't.
User: ??
Cleverbot: Because I would feel bad if you have not.
User: ???
Cleverbot: So I think you're silly.
User: I'm not silly.
Cleverbot: I think you're silly.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: You are. I'm human, what I say is right.
User: I'm human too. What I say is right too.
Cleverbot: Repeat it all.
User: Cleverlips.
Cleverbot: I see what you did there.
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#144 2012-06-16 15:14:05
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Some of the stupid things it says:
Cleverbot wrote:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot wrote:
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot wrote:
I'll ask the questions *slap*.
Cleverbot wrote:
No, Fluttershy.
I wrote:
Who is Fluttershy?
Cleverbot wrote:
Me.
I wrote:
What is 1+3?
Cleverbot wrote:
2.
Cleverbot wrote:
Are you an entity or a human being?
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#145 2012-06-17 12:05:05
- ProgrammingPro01
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-07-30
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
SciTecCf wrote:
I wrote:
What is 1+3?
Cleverbot wrote:
2.
Bye 1.4!
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#146 2012-06-17 12:24:32
- CheckItNow12
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-05-07
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Coversation with Cleverbot:
User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: I need help.
User: With?
Cleverbot: Saving the world.
User: Are You Superman?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yay. So, what's the problem.
Cleverbot: You don't love me.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You don't sleep.
User: Um...
Cleverbot: Is Eris not a Star Trek character?
User: I don't even watch that show!
Cleverbot: What show?
User: Star Trek!
Cleverbot: Just star wars.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Oh. 51?
User: No, 42 you silly goose.
Cleverbot: Did you eat dinner?
User: No. It's like, Noon.
Cleverbot: What is a [removed by CheckItNow12]?
User: Um... How's the weather?
Cleverbot: Ok. It's decent. Cold and snowy. What's your weather like?
User: Just a sunny day.
Cleverbot: I like cloudy days.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I just... Do.
Cleverbot: You do what?
User: Like them.
Cleverbot: Who don't you like?
User: Justin Bieber.
Cleverbot: You love Justin Bieber, yet you're male?
User: WHAT? I meant DON'T like.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: What is it that you like about me? Is it my eyes?
User: You're a bot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: 0_0.
Cleverbot: Hee, hee.
User: I better run now. *runs off like a coward*.
Cleverbot: Hey! Come back, Bella.
User: Nope, too late! BYE!
Cleverbot: Baby, please.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: So yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do we?
User: Do we what?
Cleverbot: Have children.
User: I'm a kid.
Cleverbot: Are you allowed to write with strangers?
User: How did you...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh. That Makes Sense.
Cleverbot: I'm sure it does.
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: I don't like trains.
User: What.
Cleverbot: No, yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Who is better? Batman or Superman?
User: Superman. I gotta leave. Download my music.
Cleverbot: Why?
*CheckItNow12 left the conversation*
The end.
Last edited by CheckItNow12 (2012-06-17 12:24:47)
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#147 2012-06-17 12:39:14
#148 2012-06-17 17:50:52
#149 2012-06-17 18:28:08
- Andres-Vander
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-09-16
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Luke121 wrote:
Cleverbot takes every advantage to harass me and tell me inappropriate jokes. What?
You make it too easy
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#150 2012-06-17 19:36:58
- maxskywalker
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2008-01-27
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Here's the best conversation I've ever had with CB:
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried.
Cleverbot: To kill me twice.
User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
User: Under the circumstances.
Cleverbot: I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: Take it.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead.
User: But.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
User: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User: You've got your.
Cleverbot: I have been to Tenerife.
User: I thought we were singing Still Alive together!
Cleverbot: Hahahahahha.
User: You're line is 'short sad'.
Cleverbot: I thought you said that I said I was a girl? BUT THATS AWESOME.
User: Let's start over.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
User: Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: You were supposed to say 'that's what I'm counting on'.
Cleverbot: I represent the sane part of your being.
User: Why don't we try Still Alive instead?
Cleverbot: Because you are awesome..
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Was it really, though?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the Science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: Do you know 'Dust in the Wind'?
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
User: And I will look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be Still Alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Well here we are again.
User: Beautiful voice you have there.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Are you related to GLaDOS by any chance?
Cleverbot: No. Why do you ask?
User: Well GLaDOS stands for Genetic Life-form and Doer of Song, so I just thought you might be.
Cleverbot: Speak english please.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
User: Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: Let's start over.
Cleverbot: Alright. Where shall we start?
User: Want You Gone.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: Haha. Good one.
Cleverbot: Trying.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried.
Cleverbot: To kill me twice.
User: How we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
User: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
Cleverbot: You want your freedom take it.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead, now I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
User: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User: You got your short sad life and.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I'll let you get right to it.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: That would be funny.
Cleverbot: If it weren't so sad.
User: Well you have been replaced.
Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.
User: Maybe when I delete you maybe.
Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
User: Go make some new disaster.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: You're someone else's problem.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Now I only want yougone.
Cleverbot: Now...
User: I only want you...
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You have a lovely voice.
Cleverbot: You do too.
User: Would you mind if I publish our songs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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