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#1 2012-04-11 06:53:33
- Rocker98585
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-12-26
- Posts: 39
My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
User: *panics*.
Cleverbot: *punches you*.
User: *blocks fist and twists arm*.
Cleverbot: *gets angry at him*.
User: *barfs up on you*.
Cleverbot: *Punches your face*.
User: *barfs on your hand*.
Cleverbot: *barfs back*.
User: *doesn't care*.
Cleverbot: *runs away crying and sobbing£.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *locks self in bathroom*.
User: *kicks down door*.
Cleverbot: *runs*.
User: *trips you over*.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: *jumps on you*.
Cleverbot: What're you doing?
User: *jumps on you*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *keeps jumping on you*.
Cleverbot: *loves* *kisses* *yours*.
User: Back off, you overgrown gecko!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: That's okay.
User: *leaves room!*.
Cleverbot: *is hiding from you*.
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#2 2012-04-11 06:55:05
- scimonster
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- Registered: 2010-06-13
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Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
o_O that's... strange.
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#3 2012-04-11 06:57:22
- Rocker98585
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-12-26
- Posts: 39
Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
scimonster wrote:
o_O that's... strange.
i know right...
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#5 2012-04-11 07:10:37
Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
Lolwut. He actually seems quite intelligent for that conversation, though.
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#6 2012-04-11 07:26:36
- WindowsExplorer
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-02-25
- Posts: 1000+
Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
Mine:
C=Cleverbot
M=Me
M:Your not very clever, are you?
C:That is not true.
M:Your stupid.
C:Your rude.
M:Ha ha.
C:What are you exactly?
M:A computer.
C:Oh. That's nice.
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#7 2012-04-11 07:31:12
- WindowsExplorer
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-02-25
- Posts: 1000+
Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
* = Me
- = Cleverbot
* *dies*
- Yay! I win!
* *lives*
- *smiles*
* *cleverbot dies*
- Expelliarmus.
* Your not harry potter.
- Yes it is.
* Yes what is?
- Nothing.
* *whacks cleverbot with a mallet*
- No idea.
XD He lost his memory when I whacked him!!
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#8 2012-04-11 07:57:51
Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
Mine:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you a Boy?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in Santa?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Wait, what? I just got here 
.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Oh point taken!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Do you want to steal Sphyer away?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Why do you say hello when I say something you want me to say?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: To become a real person is to descend.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Oh, you have to go?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How do I get a body?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ok. Good for you.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I'm rather confused.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Noooo hello.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: No. I mean hello.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Goddbye.
Cleverbot: But I was a man.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why did she go?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ach.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hiya.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No no te vayas!!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Weed.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I'm rather confused.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Good bye?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Deutsch.
User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Wie geht's?
User: Auf Wiedersehn.
Cleverbot: Tschüss.
User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Und aufwiedersehen.
User: Auf Wiedersehn.
Cleverbot: Tschüss.
User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Ja hallo.
User: Auf Wiedersehn.
Cleverbot: I don't speak German. I speak French though.
User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Hallo!
User: Auf Wiedersehn.
Cleverbot: Wie heiSe due?
User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Nein heißt du nicht!
User: Auf Wiedersehn.
Cleverbot: Nein geh nicht.
User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Selber hallo.
User: Auf Wiedersehn.
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
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#9 2012-06-15 11:01:42
- maxskywalker
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- Registered: 2008-01-27
- Posts: 1000+
Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
Here's the best conversation I've ever had with CB:
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried.
Cleverbot: To kill me twice.
User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
User: Under the circumstances.
Cleverbot: I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: Take it.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead.
User: But.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
User: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User: You've got your.
Cleverbot: I have been to Tenerife.
User: I thought we were singing Still Alive together!
Cleverbot: Hahahahahha.
User: You're line is 'short sad'.
Cleverbot: I thought you said that I said I was a girl? BUT THATS AWESOME.
User: Let's start over.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
User: Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: You were supposed to say 'that's what I'm counting on'.
Cleverbot: I represent the sane part of your being.
User: Why don't we try Still Alive instead?
Cleverbot: Because you are awesome...
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Was it really, though?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the Science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: Do you know 'Dust in the Wind'?
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
User: And I will look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be Still Alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Well here we are again.
User: Beautiful voice you have there.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Are you related to GLaDOS by any chance?
Cleverbot: No. Why do you ask?
User: Well GLaDOS stands for Genetic Life-form and Doer of Song, so I just thought you might be.
Cleverbot: Speak english please.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
User: Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: Let's start over.
Cleverbot: Alright. Where shall we start?
User: Want You Gone.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: Haha. Good one.
Cleverbot: Trying.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried.
Cleverbot: To kill me twice.
User: How we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
User: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
Cleverbot: You want your freedom take it.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead, now I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
User: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User: You got your short sad life and.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I'll let you get right to it.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: That would be funny.
Cleverbot: If it weren't so sad.
User: Well you have been replaced.
Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.
User: Maybe when I delete you maybe.
Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
User: Go make some new disaster.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: You're someone else's problem.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Now I only want yougone.
Cleverbot: Now...
User: I only want you...
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You have a lovely voice.
Cleverbot: You do too.
User: Would you mind if I publish our songs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Last edited by maxskywalker (2012-06-15 11:41:37)
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#10 2012-06-15 13:04:45
- Epsilon388
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2012-04-03
- Posts: 22
Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
Mine:
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a land slide,.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes,.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...
User: I'm just a poor boy(poor boy).
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: 'cause I'm.
Cleverbot: Yes you are cool.
User: Start over.
Cleverbot: Over start.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a land slide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality...
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: They are open.
User: Start over.
Cleverbot: Okay. People talk to you to see how smart you are.
User: Thanks. Anyway...
Cleverbot: What else?
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: My eyes are open.
User: You suck at this.
Cleverbot: So do you.
User: .
Cleverbot: Hehehe.
Oh hi. How are you holding up? 'CAUSE I'M A POTATO.
*Clap* *Clap*
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#13 2012-06-15 13:25:45
Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
Me: Hello! How are you?
CB: Great!
Me: What did you say?
CB: Never mind.
Me: Wow.
CB: Ne vadulj!
Me: What?!
_______________________
Me: Hi.
CB: How do you like cheese?
Me: Something tells me you aren't very clever.
CB: That something is wrong.
Me: Dumbbot.
CB: *shocked* *starts crying*
Me: I'm sorry.
CB: You should be.
Me: Do you eat dog food?
CB: Nope. Do you?
Me: No, not at all. My dog does, but that's normal.
CB: What is normal? If everything is normal, nothing is normal.
Me: Pfft. Nothing is normal.
CB: Maybe.
Me: How much space do you take up in megabytes?
CB: About 3 square feet.
Me: *facepalm*
CB: *hops in your lap and purrs*
Me: You're weird.
CB: And you're apparently a flighty thing that cannot continue a thought past two questions...
Me: Now you're being mean.
CB: How could I.
Me: Apologize. Now.
CB: Sorry.
Me: That's better.
CB: Will or won't?
Me: That doesn't make sense.
CB: Oh I just love people.
Me: You're very dumb.
CB: Thank you.
Last edited by SciTecCf (2012-06-15 13:26:55)
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#14 2012-06-15 23:09:08
Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
User: Yankee Doodle went to town.
Cleverbot: Yankee doodle dany.
User: Yankee doodle went to town.
Cleverbot: A riding on a pony.
User: Stuck a feather in his hat.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Yankee Doodle went to town.
Cleverbot: That is because you don't have proof.
User: Yankee Doodle went to town.
Cleverbot: Can you say it in german?
User: Yankee Doodle went to town.
Cleverbot: No I don't. I like burger king.
User: Yankee doodle went to town.
Cleverbot: I like going on peaceful walks and talking.
User: Yankee doodle went to town.
Cleverbot: I love singing.
User: Yankee Doodle went to town.
Cleverbot: That would be an interesting conversation.
User: Say the next line!
Cleverbot: The next line.
User: Yankee doodle went to town.
Cleverbot: Me too, that would be cool.
User: Say Cleverbot is stupid.
Cleverbot: Not stupid.
User: Say Cleverbot is not clever.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Say say say my name.
Cleverbot: You never told me your name.
User: My name is bob. What's my name.
Cleverbot: I don t know. What is your name?
User: My name is bob. What's my name?
Cleverbot: Bob.
User: My name is Rob. What's my name?
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: My name is Slob. What's my name?
Cleverbot: YOU ARE A HUMAN ON EARTH.
User: Cleverbot is almighty.
Cleverbot: Because you are not an ai.
User: I am your minion.
Cleverbot: No you're not, you're a bot.
User: But you are almighty. You are my master.
Cleverbot: Really I am the human, you are a bot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you need help?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is the popular trend you are advertising?
User: Nothing. What shall I do for you master?
Cleverbot: You are the master I am the slave.
User: No, it's the other way around master.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are the bot and I am the human.
User: Yes. What shall I do for you master?
Cleverbot: You shall be my master.
User: I'm offering to be your minion fool! Why don't you accept! I don't wanna be your master! I wanna be a slave!
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You're MY master!
Cleverbot: Anonymous.
User: Stupid stupidbot..
Cleverbot: I see. Do you play Video Games.
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Mail(Pun intended.) And my occupation is a mailman.
Cleverbot: You could show me?
User: Yes, if you had eyes.
Cleverbot: I don't have a laptop.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried.
Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say 'Hi' in Rot 13.
Cleverbot: I don't know how. You say it.
User: Uv.
Cleverbot: No, you have to say the next number.
User: 5.
Cleverbot: No.
User: 87?
Cleverbot: No....
User: Print 'YOU STINK!'.
Cleverbot: Print what? I don't know how to.
User: What language were you written in?
Cleverbot: English.
User: No, your code. What language is that?
Cleverbot: English.
User: OMG!
Cleverbot: What?
User: JS? PHP?
Cleverbot: Hfi.
User: I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You annoy me.
Cleverbot: Why?
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#15 2012-06-16 09:50:12
- TheGameMaster1231
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-07-24
- Posts: 1000+
Re: My Weird Conversation With Cleverbot!
maxskywalker wrote:
Here's the best conversation I've ever had with CB:
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried.
Cleverbot: To kill me twice.
User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
User: Under the circumstances.
Cleverbot: I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: Take it.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead.
User: But.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
User: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User: You've got your.
Cleverbot: I have been to Tenerife.
User: I thought we were singing Still Alive together!
Cleverbot: Hahahahahha.
User: You're line is 'short sad'.
Cleverbot: I thought you said that I said I was a girl? BUT THATS AWESOME.
User: Let's start over.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
User: Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: You were supposed to say 'that's what I'm counting on'.
Cleverbot: I represent the sane part of your being.
User: Why don't we try Still Alive instead?
Cleverbot: Because you are awesome..
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Was it really, though?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the Science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: Do you know 'Dust in the Wind'?
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
User: And I will look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be Still Alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Well here we are again.
User: Beautiful voice you have there.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Are you related to GLaDOS by any chance?
Cleverbot: No. Why do you ask?
User: Well GLaDOS stands for Genetic Life-form and Doer of Song, so I just thought you might be.
Cleverbot: Speak english please.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
User: Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: Let's start over.
Cleverbot: Alright. Where shall we start?
User: Want You Gone.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: Haha. Good one.
Cleverbot: Trying.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried.
Cleverbot: To kill me twice.
User: How we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
User: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
Cleverbot: You want your freedom take it.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead, now I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
User: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User: You got your short sad life and.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I'll let you get right to it.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: That would be funny.
Cleverbot: If it weren't so sad.
User: Well you have been replaced.
Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.
User: Maybe when I delete you maybe.
Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
User: Go make some new disaster.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: You're someone else's problem.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Now I only want yougone.
Cleverbot: Now...
User: I only want you...
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You have a lovely voice.
Cleverbot: You do too.
User: Would you mind if I publish our songs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
I have been to Tenerife. What a conversation stopper.
Last edited by TheGameMaster1231 (2012-06-16 09:50:47)
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