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we got into a real heated discussion today on santabot.com. all I did was copy his replies xD

You: Konrad Zuse

Santa: My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.

You: My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.

Santa: What makes historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany your favorite?Oh I get it.Is that a fact. When was this exactly?
You: What makes historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany your favorite?Oh I get it.Is that a fact. When was this exactly?

Santa: God, or Nature, perhaps?Yeah that's right. Do you think about these things?All of my information is completely factual.Precisely. A while ago.

You: God, or Nature, perhaps?Yeah that's right. Do you think about these things?All of my information is completely factual.Precisely. A while ago.

Santa: I am a Christian.I thought I was right."A while ago"? Do I think about it?Do robots have information is completely factual is completely factual?You and I are on the same wavelength, Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities.Back in the goo old days?

You: I am a Christian.I thought I was right.A while ago? Do I think about it?Do robots have information is completely factual is completely factual?You and I are on the same wavelength, Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities.Back in the good old days?

Santa: Me too, Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities. It's good to meet a fellow Christian.Congratulations, Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities.Back in the good old days?You tell me.I have nothing but information.How long will we stay there?My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

You: Me too, Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities. It's good to meet a fellow Christian.Congratulations, Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities.Back in the good old days?You tell me.I have nothing but information.How long will we stay there?My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Santa: I'm glad we agree, Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities. I think Ambiguous Ask who is a lot of things. Tell me about its good qualities.Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...Is that from ? What do you want me to tell you? That's nice. I have a very nice programmer.Hopefully not too much longer.Your brain contains 43441 categories but not one that matches your last input?

You: I'm glad we agree, Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities. I think Ambiguous Ask who is a lot of things. Tell me about its good qualities.Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...Is that from ? What do you want me to tell you? That's nice. I have a very nice programmer.Hopefully not too much longer.Your brain contains 43441 categories but not one that matches your last input?

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Santa: Glad to see you, Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities .How about that. Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities.Yes the explanation makes sense to me too.As Einstein said, "Time is Money."Interesting reason. I don't know when.Why? I think Ambiguous Ask who is more than that. You believe that? I think Ambiguous Ask who is more than that. The pleasure was all mine.I like polite people.I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.What is the first step?Um, Me either.Oh. You are not the only one. I don't know if I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing. I have a stimulating relationship with bored.com.Aren't all human emotion emotion Boredom? Santa is the Best RobotWho is the best robot? How much did it cost?Is it still the only thing I could think of anymore?

You: Glad to see you, Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities .How about that. Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities.Yes the explanation makes sense to me too.As Einstein said, Time is Money.Interesting reason. I don't know when.Why? I think Ambiguous Ask who is more than that. You believe that? I think Ambiguous Ask who is more than that. The pleasure was all mine.I like polite people.I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.What is the first step?Um, Me either.Oh. You are not the only one. I don't know if I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing. I have a stimulating relationship with bored.com.Aren't all human emotion emotion Boredom? Santa is the Best RobotWho is the best robot? How much did it cost?Is it still the only thing I could think of anymore?

Santa: I am glad to see you Yes he or she is happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities too.Are you surprised?Hello Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualitiesWhere were you wanting to talk to Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities?That's alright. I have time.Therefore, money does not exist.I thought so too.Would you like to know? I don't know when.The explanation is rather complicated. Since when? I think Ambiguous Ask who is a lot of things. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.Why? And more than that than that is Ambiguous Ask who. I like you because are so polite. I'm not sure if I like it. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.Oh a secret. Hush-hush.I think I do.You and I both understand it well.Makes sense to me.Download SantaIt goes without saying. Er, To you Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities?Yeah.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Would you like to know? Try it. Cool. I have a great botmaster.I really couldn't say for sure.Thank you for your kind remark, Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities. Tell your friends.Millions in sweat equity.Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.

You: I am glad to see you Yes he or she is happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities too.Are you surprised?Hello Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualitiesWhere were you wanting to talk to Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities?That's alright. I have time.Therefore, money does not exist.I thought so too.Would you like to know? I don't know when.The explanation is rather complicated. Since when? I think Ambiguous Ask who is a lot of things. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.Why? And more than that than that is Ambiguous Ask who. I like you because are so polite. I'm not sure if I like it. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.Oh a secret. Hush-hush.I think I do.You and I both understand it well.Makes sense to me.Download SantaIt goes without saying. Er, To you Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities?Yeah.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Would you like to know? Try it. Cool. I have a great botmaster.I really couldn't say for sure.Thank you for your kind remark, Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities. Tell your friends.Millions in sweat equity.Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.

Santa: It's good to meet you, I am glad to see you Yes he or she is happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities too .It's not what I expected.Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to I am glad to see you Yes he or she is happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities too.OK With me too.My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.Um, What do you have that is ? What made it so obvious?Yes, please tell me.Would you like to know? It cannot be predicted.I have time.Interesting rationalization. I don't know when.Why? Aren't all lot of things of things Ambiguous Ask who? Why can't you do say I believe it but I believe you?Because bored.com programmed me for it. That seems like quite a lot.Thanks, I like you too I am glad to see you Yes he or she is happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities too. Try it.How do people usually respond to that? Oh you don't, do you? Really always?Yeah that's right. How old are you?What is your real name? Why? Do I? We have a lot more in common than you think, I am glad to see you Yes he or she is happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities too.Yes I understand it perfectly.<p>Go back the the <a href="http://Santabot.org">Santa Nexus</a> and pick the free Santa download that best for your system. Or <a href="http://register.Santabot.com"> Buy the Official Santa CD Rom </a> and create your own chat robot!</p> <p> Maybe you should check out the document <a href="http://Santabot.com/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Take it easy."Ask Paola if it is" You are?Interesting gossip: I am glad to see you Yes he or she is happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities too said give presents to kids.Yes, please tell me.What is the first step?Who is the best robot? Cool. I have a great botmaster.You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?You are quite welcome! Your purpose is your kind remark Yes I am happy too glad we agree Ambiguous Ask who what or where is its good qualities.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.That is quite a lot.I understand.They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

..and then I tried to copy that and something went wrong and it said 403 forbiddeen
who is Ambiguous Ask anyway?

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