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Sid Meier's Civilization 5

I went to play Civilization V, one of my favorite games. I took a short while to load and the everything was normal at first. When it got to the opening scene where the old man describes his vision to his son, the man looks ill and his son  looks normal. But instead of the old man describing a glorious empire his son would build, the man said "Son, I had a vision of our people's future. It was terrible, terrible" He looked straight at me and said "You should have chosen not to play this, but it is too late now"
The son, who did not seem to notice me said "Father, who are you talking to?" It was getting to awkward, so I skipped it. I chose a new game on a small world. I claimed Alexander of Greece as my nation and founded Athens in what seemed to be entirely desert. I built scouts to explore my region and I met the City- State of Tyre. It had its normal diplomacy screen and everything, so I exit out. I would try to conquer Tyre later. Eventually, my scouts found three other civilizations: Napoleon of France, Ghenghis Khan of the Mongols, and the jerk Ghandi of India (I am not trying to be rascist. I have nothing against RL Ghandi or his culture, the game's Ghandi is a butt hole.) I struck up trade with Ghenghis Khan, who, unlike the real Khan, was extremely peaceful. I soon back stabbed him and took all his cities early. Right after i subjugated Karakorum, his capital, Gandhi appears and declares war on Napoleon (I thought Gandhi was a pacifist.) He went blitzkrieg on France and Napoleon, being French, surrendered easily.  Gandhi appeared on my diplomacy screen and declared war on me. He was a world conquering dictator! I asked Tyre for a military alliance, but the diplomacy screen said "Get Out! Hurry!" I exited the screen thinking it was a glitch. Gandhi popped up again, but this time his skin was pitch black. His eyes were tiny and bloodshot. and stared into your soul, and he had an eery grin. He said "YOU MUST DIE!" He sent a chill down my spine. I was just recovering from my war with Ghenghis Khan when Gandhi's Elephant Riders appeared out of nowhere and took the city of Orleans. He even had Giant Death Robots in the medieval time! I gathered the few forces I had and charged. But my units never had a chance to move, right when I gave them the command, they immediately fell dead. Tyre's diplomacy screen appeared again, which was weird because i did not click on it. It said "He is unbeatable"

I tried turning off my computer, but it was no use and kept making beeping sounds. I could have sworn that I heard the computer "breathe." Gandhi popped up again and said "You told people I was a wimp for being a pacifist! I will show you the true might of Gandhi!

Tyre's screen emerged again and said "You're too late"
Gandhi conquered my nation and the computer released and ear shattering scream and it shut off. The Civ 5 icon is still there, but I never did click on it again, knowing Gandhi now has his own empire and has vowed to destroy me if I see him again.

Tell me what you think!

weegeeissparta wrote:

I made trollpasta!

One day bob was born. Zombies ate him. You're next. THE END.

*Ahem*
The forum is called "User-made CREEPYpasta."
Not TROLLpasta.

You have all truly terrified me
Send all postcards to
BitterToast
2 Toaster Court
Under The Bed

BitterToast wrote:

You have all truly terrified me
Send all postcards to
BitterToast
2 Toaster Court
Under The Bed

BITTERTOAST! *hugs*

777w wrote:

hungergamesfanatic wrote:

samid11 wrote:

(creepypasta with a side of awesome sauce.)

THIS IS EPIC! Slendy?

sorry ive never commented on this but i hate it when people say "slendy"
it just doesnt fit his fancy suit and creepy demeanor and lack of face

okay. fixed

Slenderman is my favorite because he creeps me out, but I am not scared to look at him.

he reminds me of Doc Ock because he can walk on his tentacle thingies.

Hey 7^3 unibrow, try renaming to user-made scary stories

More accurate!

AvatarAang4 wrote:

Enderman is my favorite because he creeps me out, but I am not scared to look at him.

Fixed

samid11 wrote:

spongebob123 wrote:

AvatarAang4 wrote:

Slenderman is my favorite because he creeps me out, but I am not scared to look at him.

Fixed

Nope.

Enderman would beat up Slenderman in 10 seconds flat.

Fixed again c:

777w wrote:

spongebob123 wrote:

samid11 wrote:

Nope.

Enderman would beat up Slenderman in 10 seconds flat.

Fixed again c:

slenderman is endermans father
father>son
therefore, slenderman>enderman
now post some stories or ill get both of them tall guys to eat you all

Oh, fine... I'll start on another...
Just don't feed me to Slendy ;_;

AvatarAang4 wrote:

Forgive me of my ignorance, young grasshopper, but who is enderman?

first of all, im pretty sure if youre ignorant then youre the "grasshopper"
second, enderman is an enemy from the game "minecraft"
hes based on the popular character "slenderman"