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#1026 2012-06-02 17:28:43
Re: poni poni poni
Sausagefanclub wrote:
Lolkid332 wrote:
I made a Fluttershy creepypasta in the official forum.
Link?
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#1027 2012-06-02 17:38:57
Re: poni poni poni
Fluttershy fanfic made by me
DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART OR LIKE FLUTTERSHY
The carrot hit Fluttershy in the face for the 48th time today. She sighed and set a carrot in front of Angel.
"Oh, please, um, Angel, just take a bite." Angel kicked the carrot away yet again while Fluttershy
"Just two bites?" Angel refused.
"Just one?" The bunny refused.
"Just a tiny nibble? For me?" Fluttershy put on her pleading eyes, but Angel just walked away. Fluttershy flew to get her and set her on the floor again in front of the carrot. Angel spit on the carrot and kicked it away for the 50th time.
Fluttershy was losing patience. Her left eye and right wing were twitching as she walked over to get a different carrot and bring it back to the defiant bunny.
"Take... a... BITE." Angel noticed her change in attitude as she set the carrot down.
Angel stuck out her tongue and tried to hop away, but something grabbed her. IT WAS SLENDYFluttershy was standing behind her and picked her up.
"YOU WILL EAT THE CARROT!" She yelled at the bunny, causing all the other animals to peer out of their homes to check what was happening. Fluttershy flung Angel over to the couch, where she landed on her back, stunned by what just happened. Fluttershy grunted, got the carrot, and threw it at the couch. Angel dodged the carrot and gaped at Fluttershy, along with all the animals.
"EAT IT, ANGEL!"
Angel still was defiant. Fluttershy rushed her and everything went black.
Angel woke up hanging from the ceiling upside-down.
Fluttershy was standing at the far corner of the room pacing. Her eyes were bloodshot and she was laughing manically. She noticed that Angel was awoke, and said in a creepy voice, "Will you eat the carrot NOW?"
Angel gulped and slowly shook her head no. Fluttershy came over and slapped the bunny. Angel shrieked in terror as Fluttershy let out a laugh in only a way that an insane unstable mental hospital escapee could speak in. It it also sounded strained and sad. It sounded like she was being forced.
Fluttershy trotted over to a table Angel had never seen and pulled out a knife and walked over to Angel. Fluttershy carefully aimed the knife at the tip of Angel's ears and slowly but surely cut through the ear. Angel moaned like only a bunny can moan and wiggled. Fluttershy ended up cutting her whole ear off too quickly.
"Now now, Angel, I want you to be fresh and last long, okay. And I don't want the ears to be uneven." She trotted over to a box and opened it. Angel could see bloody rabbit ears sticking out. Fluttershy grinned evilly and whispered, "They wouldn't be good for my collection."
Angel couldn't speak(duh, she's a bunny 
). Or move. She was terrified. She was paralyzed until Fluttershy came over and carefully slowly sawed off her toes.
The pain coursed through her leg until she jerked her leg forward and hit her square in the nose. She yelled and flailed her arm and sliced Angel in the back of the head. Soon Angel could feel herself drifting off. Then she blacked out.
She woke up with a shock. She could see her fur standing up on end. She coughed out something unidentified. Fluttershy was holding a bowl that was steaming hot. "Mmmmm, rabbit soup." She grabbed Angel off the rope and dunked her in the broth. The bunny had given up all hope of escape. She felt herself burning, burning, burning, until she was lifeless.
hours later, Fluttershy was in the bathroom washing her face. She was grinning. But then she had a better idea to be able to smile longer. All she needed was a knife and a lighter.
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#1028 2012-06-02 18:29:42
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Sequel:
Fluttershy was waiting. In the shadows. She had seen the pony get up many times and get drinks. She was hiding behind the bookcase, which conveniently had a space behind it that she could hide behind. She smiled her sickening, stretched smile, staring right at the pony.
At exactly 12:00 PM, the pony was fast asleep. Fluttershy took the chance and grabbed the piggy bank off the desktop. She sorted through it until she found a total of 17 bits. She laid them on the ground and laughed quietly. She couldn't wake up her fresh meat for dinner tonight. She was already hungry.
Blossom woke up five minutes later. She had the strange feeling something was watching her. She got out of bed and saw a grin enveloped by darkness. Slowly a pair of white eyes with no pupils opened and stared at her. She tried to scream but nothing came out. Slowly, the pony formerly know as Fluttershy opened her mouth and said,
"Shhh."
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#1029 2012-06-02 18:43:35
- Sausagefanclub
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Re: poni poni poni
777w wrote:
Sausagefanclub wrote:
Lolkid332 wrote:
I made a Fluttershy creepypasta in the official forum.
Link?
its like 2 topics away
He said "forum" instead of "topic". Somehow I misinterpreted that and thought he had posted it in some other forum.
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#1034 2012-06-02 22:16:43
Re: poni poni poni
My latest FlutterJeff addition.
Snips was playing tag with a tree.
He kept tagging it, and when it wouldn't run after him, he got mad. Soon enough he just completely rammed himself into th tree, where he fell unconscious. Fluttershy saw this and noticed the chance to stike. She then dragged him to the old abanodned treehouse.
Snips woke up to the sight of a terrifying pony with a cut on it's face and supposed fake bloodshot eyes with a bloody grin. Fluttershy pushed a metal box over and chose a saw out of it. She glared at the pony, and suddenly got a great idea to have more fun.
"Just a taste test..." Fluttershy sawed off part of the pony's knees and popped it into her mouth.
"Mmmmm, crunchy. Could use more flavor." Snips felt everything fade to black as Fluttershy cut off his hooves.
Snips woke yet again to the sound of a zap and an electrical charge. He felt like his insides were boiled.
"It's rude to fall asleep when you're dinner. How would you like it if your turkey just went to sleep?" She ripped the duct tape off his mouth and went over the the metal box. Snips could hear it close through his dizziness.
"Perfect!" Snips could see the pony holding a bloody knife. She trotted over to him and carved a smile all the way around his head, while tears rolled down his cheeks. Suddenly, Fluttershy said,
"I'm bored. Sweet dreams!"
Then she stabbed him in the forehead and had the best dinner yet.
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#1035 2012-06-02 22:19:59
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Re: poni poni poni
Which, in your opinion, is the best MLP fanfiction you have read?
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#1036 2012-06-02 22:21:55
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Re: poni poni poni
irreflexive wrote:
Which, in your opinion, is the best MLP fanfiction you have read?
Background Pony
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#1037 2012-06-02 22:24:05
#1038 2012-06-02 22:29:39
- Sausagefanclub
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Re: poni poni poni
irreflexive wrote:
Which, in your opinion, is the best MLP fanfiction you have read?
At first it was "Make a Wish", but now it's definitely "Smoke and Mirrors". It's great.
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#1039 2012-06-02 22:42:22
Re: poni poni poni
Sausagefanclub wrote:
irreflexive wrote:
Which, in your opinion, is the best MLP fanfiction you have read?
At first it was "Make a Wish", but now it's definitely "Smoke and Mirrors". It's great.
Smoke and Mirrors was AWESOME!
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#1040 2012-06-02 23:40:50
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Re: poni poni poni
veggieman001 wrote:
irreflexive wrote:
Which, in your opinion, is the best MLP fanfiction you have read?
Background Pony
+1. I'm glad I found it right when the first chapter was posted, every time a new one appears it takes me half a hour or even a whole one to read. But I still love Lyra's deep philosophical reflexions. They kinda seem to steal the spotlight from the main "learn elegies to save self from curse" plot. 
Another good Lyra series, if simpler and consisting of much shorter chapters, is Anthropology. Too bad the creator left for vacation and left us with a huge cliffhanger D:
If you count fics that update once in a blue moon, I also like "Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger". Basically, a HiE fic from a scientifical point of view. But the author is focused in another novel of his own and pretty much never updates it.
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#1042 2012-06-03 09:30:15
Re: poni poni poni
Mokat wrote:
They should make an episode about the lives of background ponies....
didnt they do one about derpy hooves?
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#1043 2012-06-03 09:53:29
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Re: poni poni poni
777w wrote:
Mokat wrote:
They should make an episode about the lives of background ponies....
didnt they do one about derpy hooves?
A couple, one episode derpy was in the beginning,
and derpy was in a part of the episode "Green isn't your color"
(I think.. )
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#1044 2012-06-03 09:54:55
Re: poni poni poni
ProgrammingPro01 wrote:
777w wrote:
Mokat wrote:
They should make an episode about the lives of background ponies....
didnt they do one about derpy hooves?
A couple, one episode derpy was in the beginning,
and derpy was in a part of the episode "Green isn't your color"
(I think..
no like there was an entire episode revolving around here
ive never seen it but im pretty sure it exists
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#1045 2012-06-03 09:56:24
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Re: poni poni poni
777w wrote:
ProgrammingPro01 wrote:
777w wrote:
didnt they do one about derpy hooves?
A couple, one episode derpy was in the beginning,
and derpy was in a part of the episode "Green isn't your color"
(I think..no like there was an entire episode revolving around here
ive never seen it but im pretty sure it exists
I don't recall watching an episode that revolves around Derpy.. 
Though they should make an episode like that..
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#1046 2012-06-03 10:11:04
Re: poni poni poni
ProgrammingPro01 wrote:
777w wrote:
ProgrammingPro01 wrote:
A couple, one episode derpy was in the beginning,
and derpy was in a part of the episode "Green isn't your color"
(I think..no like there was an entire episode revolving around here
ive never seen it but im pretty sure it existsI don't recall watching an episode that revolves around Derpy..
Though they should make an episode like that..
they were discussing the exact episode earlier in the thread
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#1047 2012-06-03 10:12:18
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Re: poni poni poni
ProgrammingPro01 wrote:
777w wrote:
ProgrammingPro01 wrote:
A couple, one episode derpy was in the beginning,
and derpy was in a part of the episode "Green isn't your color"
(I think..no like there was an entire episode revolving around here
ive never seen it but im pretty sure it existsI don't recall watching an episode that revolves around Derpy..
Though they should make an episode like that..
Nah, Derpy doesn't have her own episode. Trust me, if she did I would know. "The Last Roundup" is still Derpy's biggest appearance. I really hope Derpy can get her own episode someday, but without some big hassle causing her to get censored again.
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#1048 2012-06-03 10:28:23
Re: poni poni poni
777w wrote:
Mokat wrote:
They should make an episode about the lives of background ponies....
didnt they do one about derpy hooves?
That wasn't a whole episode though. What I mean would be they should do episodes on Lyra and Vinyl Scratch who never really make any big appearances except in the background and sometimes for like a minute.
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#1049 2012-06-03 10:49:24
Re: poni poni poni
Mokat wrote:
777w wrote:
Mokat wrote:
They should make an episode about the lives of background ponies....
didnt they do one about derpy hooves?
That wasn't a whole episode though. What I mean would be they should do episodes on Lyra and Vinyl Scratch who never really make any big appearances except in the background and sometimes for like a minute.
I have to agree with that, it'd be really cool.
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#1050 2012-06-03 11:40:05
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Re: poni poni poni
777w wrote:
ProgrammingPro01 wrote:
777w wrote:
didnt they do one about derpy hooves?A couple, one episode derpy was in the beginning,
and derpy was in a part of the episode "Green isn't your color"
(I think..no like there was an entire episode revolving around here
ive never seen it but im pretty sure it exists
Doesn't exist.
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