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#1 2012-05-10 18:08:54
Anti Joke Series
Please check out my latest project series, "A collection of anti-jokes"
So far, I have three collections of jokes, each with 10 anti-jokes inside of them.
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Part 1: Is here!
Part 2: Is here!
Part 3: Is here!
Part 4: Is here!
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What's an anti-joke?
Anti-humor is a type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value. Anti-humor is also the basis of various types of pranks and hoaxes. It is considered to be very postmodern.
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Please give feedback and love-it's are appreciated!
If you want to, you can also tell me some anti-jokes that you know! 
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#3 2012-05-13 17:52:05
- PhirripSyrrip
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Re: Anti Joke Series
I'll give you more jokes if you tell me how you did that text lol 
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#8 2012-05-31 21:38:54
- scratcher5000
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Re: Anti Joke Series
I Have a couple, I'm not sure if you already have them.
1. Roses are red, violets are blue, get in the van, I have a gun
2. Knock Knock,
who's there
to
to who
to whom
3.Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
4.Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
5.Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
6.What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?
They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
I hope you like them 
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#9 2012-06-01 12:26:31
- scratchisthebest
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- Registered: 2009-02-08
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Re: Anti Joke Series
Here's one a friend named Dan told me. He said it's really annoying, but it's actually kind of funny. We did it as a skit (somehow we got Dan to play 3 people, the narrator, the gun dude, and a cow).
Anyway:
Dan wrote:
There once were two very good racehorses: Bighorse (me) and Littlehorse (Aiden, another friend. I actually was taller than him). They were best friends (which is true). Littlehorse was just a tiny, tiny bit faster than Bighorse (true), but would always give Bighorse the tiniest head start so they would always end up in a perfect tie.
One day, Littlehorse was going to die (not true). As a dying wish, he wanted to win one race instead of tying. They even got a dude to fire the (invisible) staring gun (Dan). Bighorse tried, but couldn't resist winning anyways. Littlehorse fell over dead. (His hat fell off ~5 seconds later. It was pretty funny.)
A cow (Dan) had been watching the whole thing. He said to Bighorse "Bighorse! Why did you do that! Your friend's dying wish was to win one race and you took that away from him! What do you have to say for yourself?"
Bighorse's response: "HOLY !@$% A TALKING COW!!" (I fell over backwards about right now)
The end.
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#10 2012-06-01 12:30:09
- parcheesidude
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Re: Anti Joke Series
My friend Ian's:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im schitzophrenic
And so am I
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