Scratch

Da da da da, da da da da, Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da, I work at burger king making deep fried whoppers, I wear a paper hat. Would you like and apple pie with that? Would you like and apple pie with that? Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! I gotta run! I gotta run! Da da da da, da da da da, Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da, I work at burger king making deep fried whoppers, I wear a paper hat. Would you like and apple pie with that? Would you like and apple pie with that? Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! I gotta run! I ... etc.

This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people sarted singing it not knowing what it was
And then they kept on singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends..

ect.

Uh.. no?
I just picked up that song from someone.

And you could make that song a loop if you woke up and started running from goombas

kirbyrulz wrote:

here's mine

in a deep dark galaxy in a deep dark solar system on a deep dark planet on a deep dark continent in a deep dark country in a deep dark city on a deep dark street down a deep dark driveway thru a deep dark door way down a deep dark hall in a deep dark closet on a deep dark jacket in a deep dark pocket there was.......... a pink jelly bean

and he didnt say ours had to be loops

ack wheres mah sig

Here it goes. I wouldn't read this if I was you :3!

One day in the dinosaur land of Computers a stegasauras spilled spagetti sauce all over his MacBook. "ARGGGGG YE MATY!" Yelled the dinosaur. Oh, yeah the dinosaur was a PIRATE MONGOOSE! "MONGOOSES? I WANNA BE A MONGOOSE!"said the dinosaur pirate spegetti luver. Then came his friend bob the pancake guy! The dino pirate ate the bob the pancake guy and then bob came out 5 years later in the toilet. "HMMMM....." thoght the spegetti pirate. "I MUST SAIL AT SEA!" Bob says: "I'll bring my AK-47! We can shoot the water till it dies!" "WE GO THEN" pirate spegetti dino says. Lets just call him SD. So they get on SD's ship: THE WAFFLE!But the problem is, its made of pancakes. Bob the pancake guy eats the Waffle. "Oh noes!" shoutes SD.

THE END. This has been a pointless and meaningless story by the one and only imic:D

KalinaStar wrote:

Once upon a time, Blade-Edge, a very nice guy, posted this in the the Spore RPG thread:
my species is dead lol
they mass suicided
except bobby
I died of laughter. The end.

omg ur sig is magik!!!!!!!!!!all hail kalinastar's sig! XD

Here's my story. I made it up, and it's called THE VERY VERY VERY ANNOYING BUT ACCURATE STORY.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, somebody read this book.
This does sound very familiar, doesn’t it, reader? Because it happened right now.
The story began when this book was open, and the reader read,
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, somebody read this book.
This does sound very familiar, doesn’t it, reader? Because it happened right now.
The story began when this book was open, and the reader read,
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, somebody read this book.
This does sound very familiar, doesn’t it, reader? Because it happened right now.
The story began when this book was open, and the reader read…
Never mind. By now you should know what the reader read. I don’t know why I bothered to tell you. You know what the reader read. You’re the one who is reading this story in the first place! (And if you’re not, somebody is reading it to you!) Of course, the reader didn’t read “Once upon a time, in a faraway land, somebody read this book.
This does sound very familiar, doesn’t it, reader? Because it happened right now.
The story began when this book was open, and the reader read”… no. They read what you have read so far, which gets to be more every time you look at a word. Anyway, it doesn’t matter. What matters is, the story.
  Okay, the story. So, of course, somebody (who is you) was reading this book, right? Well, we know this person is you or the person who is reading it to you. What happened in this “faraway land”? Of course, we all know that the “land” is really a library or a bookshop or wherever you are. What happened in this faraway bookshop place was, the person started reading the book and either got bored of it and slammed it shut or kept reading. It’s a very interesting story, isn’t it, reader? Because you can brag to your friends you knew exactly what happened before you read it! Now, whatever happens to you, is in this book!
  All you have to do is write it down.
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Reader, since you have filled in these lines (unless you ruined it for yourself and read ahead), there is more to add to the story.
The reader of the book wrote in the book and either had to buy the book or pay the library.
See, reader? See how accurate my book is?
And now it is over.
THE END

Then the reader read, “The End”, then this sentence, and shut the book.

None of you would have dreamed of this story.

In fact, there is a story behind the story.

It started more than a year ago, when me and some of my friends were spamming another friend's project. (You can thank us for the "Sorry, you have posted a similar message recently") It was going not-so-dandy (two of us were banned in the process), when one of us (Original user name: Your_Mom; Pen user name: Youll_never_know) started writing an epic of a story in comments. Me and Duckie are the only ones left from this time, but it still remains a good story for party conversations.

I recently finished gathering the comments and correcting the spelling after having read this topic.

Sorry to the admin and the like if this is considered a "waste" of server space, but I really wanted to share it.

Each paragraph is a comment.

Started on the project "mario mushrom"

youll_never_know wrote:

I hope you trip

On a monkey

Named Charlie

Who had a very successful life as a monkey lawyer

And nose jobs

In Iraq

Wait, I think the monkey lived in Siberia and flew to Iraq on a nuclear mouse machine that was made for monkeys

Or was it

Yes it is (not really)

Anyway, you tripped on that monkey

He has two baby monkeys

One of them is a Brazilian leprechaun

Or so it seemed

Until one day the happy monkey (and leprechaun), family was walking down the street ready to get an ice cream... it was poisoned, so they went to a different store and bought some home made fribbleties.... THAT WASN'T HOME MADE!!!! The monkeys seemed to enjoy it Charlie the monkey (the one you tripped on) got strawberry banana apple pineapple strawberry lemon pickle strawberry lime chocko chocko cinnamon fudge raspberry strawberry mustard maple cherry yam sushi mint strawberry custard fribbletie.

With extra strawberries

Anyway, his monkey son Marlin also loves his strawberry fribbletie just as much... if not more. A bird passed as Larry (the son of Charlie that seemed to be a leprechaun) was choosing what he wanted when suddenly.

When suddenly

Fig

When suddenly

The leprechaun flew up in the air. "The witch," screamed marlin. Marlin of course was referring to the Canadian gas station janitor who turned out to be a witch and threatened to kill Larry (the leprechaun) the next time he went to the fribbletie market without carrying Larry the leprechaun's new pumpkin.

Marlin remembered that pumpkin. Marlin remembered the night the pumpkin was bought for Larry the leprechaun. And not himself he was planning on slapping Larry the leprechaun. Marlin had always wanted that pumpkin. Marlin got a different gift from there monkey father (Charlie). "It was the gift that keeps giving," Bobo would say. Bobo was a professional Swedish hobo who lived across the street. He lived cardboard boxes. The way he got these boxes was illegal 37 countries (including Iraq).

And should not be spoken of

The present that Marlin received was tube socks

As Larry the leprechaun flew in the air, a mask fell off his face... a leprechaun mask!!! As Larry (who at the moment nobody knew what Larry was, but everybody knew he was no leprechaun) fell to the floor, everybody in the store (Marlin and Charlie) ran toward Larry.

He was a lama

Charlie cried as his lama son got to his lama feet and breathed very hard (with lama breath) he knew everything was going to change

"Why did you lie to the rest of our family," Charlie sobbed. "Because I thought you wouldn't love me," Larry (the lama) said.

Charlie went to psychotic therapy for the next 10 years of his life and the family had to move to Ireland. It was a terrible time they had in Ireland, mostly because of the haunting memorize Charlie had when he saw a leprechaun

Then eventually things started to look up for Charlie when Marlin went to Florida.

The days he had in Florida were amazing until that one day

When it got amazing-er

Marlin was hoping off houses to different branches. Then he tripped and fell. He fell. And fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell until he fell in a manhole.

There is a reason it is called a manhole

And not a MONKEYHOLE!!!

Marlin fell in that manhole and hit the bottom of the manhole, he was trapped in that manhole.

Trapped for a mikbillion years.

Which is like four hours

Anyhow, he was there. Marlin was actually going to get something to eat when he fell. He wanted to have something to eat so badly. He was already starving and now he has 15 broken ribs. Marlin new he had to eat himself... and that made him think of what made him so hungry, and what made him miss lunch this afternoon.

See a woman distracted him. She was beautiful with her flab and her dangling unibrow. Her name had been Frances. (He spoke the name to himself in the dark) unfortunately, she was married. To 2,956,843,115,037 pineapples. "Lucky fruits," said Marlin (the monkey) to himself. How he missed her

Then is that manhole he suddenly saw a Danish. It was a beautiful Danish. With pink strawberry frosting, crusty bread, it seemed to have the complexity that any man (or monkey) would want to find in a Danish.

"Beautiful," said Marlin.

He didn't want to eat the Danish. For he was in love. After four hours, he gave up and picked up the Danish. He opened his mouth. Then suddenly

Then suddenly

A fishing line caught Marlin's arm and him in the Danish were thrown out the manhole. He was in the light. "Who had saved us," Marlin thought. Then Bobo the Hobo stepped forward with a fishing line. "I had to save you for I had a dept. to pay for when you helped me in Vegas. (I would explain what happened but unfortunately, what happens Vegas stays in Vegas.

Marlin and the Danish got married (the Danish's name was Debbie) two mikbillion years later (8 hours) and they were very happy.

They were married for 7 years (two monkey years) (three Danish days).

Then one day it all ended for Mr. and Mrs. Monkey Danish.

I'll explain what happened to there marriage later but now I have to explain the tragedy that happened at Mr. and Mrs. Monkey-Danish's wedding

You see Marlin was very nervous at the wedding and he was very disappointed that his father Charlie (the monkey that I hope you trip on) was not able to attend the wedding you see there was a little trouble at the airport that Charlie was on.

Charlie was sitting waiting for his flight "I cannot wait to see my new daughter in law," said Charlie as he waited. He imagined her from his son's description "She must be a beautiful pastry," said Charlie. Then suddenly

Then suddenly

Then suddenly

Then suddenly

Then suddenly

A man sat down in front of Charlie. The man could not see Charlie for he was facing the other direction. But Charlie could see the man, and he new what the man was. The man in front of his was a shickokeelopagusret. Which is another word for Monkey Hunter. Charlie was scared out of his newly bought pants.

How he love those pants.

"I smell fear," said the shickokeelopagusret to himself. "Fear from a monkey," the shickokeelopagusret screamed and turned around with a giant monkey/bathroom wall ray gun. Which could only take out monkey's... or bathroom walls.

Fig

Charlie remembered what his mother said "If there be a shickokeelopagusret chasin' after you then you just remember ain't no shickokeelopagusret goin' to look near no fancy magazine counter." Charlie did what he was told and quickly jumped behind the magazine store. The shickokeelopagusret (monkey hunter) ran away.

Charlie missed the flight to his son's wedding.

Luckily Larry (the former lama who dressed up like a leprechaun because nobody really like's lama's until when everyone found out he was and almost drove Charlie insane, but after that everyone loved him again for being the lama he truly is) attended the wedding that went horribly wrong.

Terribly wrong

I will tell you what went wrong at the wedding

Of a Danish

Whose fiancé is a monkey

And his father is also a monkey

Named Charlie

That I hope you trip on

Mostly because the project stinks

But the story of Charlie the monkey will...

BE CONTINUED

Actually if you want to see what happens then look on the comments on totem tom, another project by Judofox.

On "totem torn", as it was called.

youll_never_know wrote:

Actually I shall continue Charlie the monkey on hi, another project by Judofox

On "hi"

youll_never_know wrote:

Now to continue the story of Charlie (the monkey)

But first, I'm gonna like watch TV... be back soon.

Nothing went right with there marriage, they were in love but something terrible happened at they're wedding that probably started the chain of terrible events.

The priest at the wedding was Danishian which is one who is part of the religion Danishism. Marlin wanted to have a Jewish wedding but Debbie (the danish) was the dominant one in the marriage and she wanted a Danishian wedding. You see the entire time Marlin (the monkey) and Debbie (the danish) new each other Debbie has been very quite and judgmental. She hasn't changed at all and Marlin is going to go to marriage counselors to see what he's done wrong in the marriage.

"Do you Marlin take Debbie to be yo danish wife," asked the priest (who was Danishian). "Yes," said Marlin. "Do you Debbie take Marlin to be yo husband," asked the priest. Debbie just stood there, and didn't say anything. Everyone at that wedding stood there (shocked) for seven years. Mouth's agaped "How did this happen... they were so happy," said someone.

Marlin was walking around waiting for Debbie's answer. He walked in the bathroom and saw something horrible. He saw his friend Bubo the hobo kissing Debbie (the danish). "Noooooooo," screamed Marlin. Bubo turned around in surprise. "I'm sorry you had to find out this way... but we are in love," said Bubo. Debbie dropped to the floor, "I want you to come outside Bubo, we're going to fight," said Marlin (the monkey).

Marlin gave Bubo a bloody nose but he new that that wouldn't change Debbie and Bobo's love. When Marlin went back in the bathroom he saw the priest with strawberry frosting on his face... Debbie was missing. "I'm sorry...... I was like really hungry," said the priest in sadness and guilt. He ate Debbie and now Marlin had no reason to live.

or did he

well if he did then to bad because he killed himself

With a banana

Well it was a robo-bannana... They're now sold at any fribbletie store

or are they?

It was a terrible time for the family. The only ones left were Larry (the lama) and Charlie (the monkey you will trip on). After all those years with Marlin he was gone. And nobody was happy. (actually after Marlin made all his friends sit threw a 7 year wedding not many people liked him..... also everyone didn't show up to his funeral. Mostly because it was 3 years.

the only people who showed up to the funeral was Larry and Charlie. and Bobo (who nobody talked to)......

The family was very sad and went home

Everyone was there. There was the witch who cursed Larry, there was Bobo the hobo, there was the beautiful woman with the unibrow, there was the danishian priest, there was Charlie’s mother, there was the monkey hunter with the (monkey/ bathroom wall) ray gun who saw Charlie at the airport, there was the fribbletie guy (who nobody there really knew), Larry's pumpkin (that Marlin really wanted), Marlin's tube sox, Eggy the pudding dog (who I never really wrote about), and many more.

Larry and Charlie cried with joy but were embarrassed. He ran into the bathroom crying and cried in joy. He was there for 30 minutes. The monkey hunter blew up the bathroom wall and everyone went to hug Charlie. (except for the pumpkin (who was a jerk)).

Suddenly Marlin walked in the room... everyone was in shock. Marlin was a ghost. "was up homey doodle flabber racky soofo yos," screamed Marlin (the monkey ghost) He was his normal self. Charlie was even happier when Marlin's ghost walked in. And he was ready.

ready to fulfill his destiny and life purpose.

He went on the street and saw you.

he ran up

jumped in front of you

you tripped on him

and it was over his life purpose fulfilled

you even scrapped you're elbow when you tripped on him

The End

Or is it

Thanks for reading 

once upon a time-the end