Wow, you guys are all seriously narrow-minded.
This standardized assessment is trying to fix that. Think about it.
Pineapples don't have sleeves. What a biased statement. What if that pineapple wanted sleeves?
What if the moral of the story was actually "Go for your dreams, and don't let snobby people like YOU ALL let you down?" If pineapples really want sleeves, then we should allow surgical implants and designers should create custom shirts for pineapples.
The assessment is looking to a better world where pineapples have more freedom. Please, I beg of you, don't try to stop it. What happened to equality? Love for everyone?
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sonatina wrote:
Wow, you guys are all seriously narrow-minded.
This standardized assessment is trying to fix that. Think about it.
Pineapples don't have sleeves. What a biased statement. What if that pineapple wanted sleeves?
What if the moral of the story was actually "Go for your dreams, and don't let snobby people like YOU ALL let you down?" If pineapples really want sleeves, then we should allow surgical implants and designers should create custom shirts for pineapples.
The assessment is looking to a better world where pineapples have more freedom. Please, I beg of you, don't try to stop it. What happened to equality? Love for everyone?
"A trick up one's sleeve" is an expression.
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CylonToast wrote:
sonatina wrote:
Wow, you guys are all seriously narrow-minded.
This standardized assessment is trying to fix that. Think about it.
Pineapples don't have sleeves. What a biased statement. What if that pineapple wanted sleeves?
What if the moral of the story was actually "Go for your dreams, and don't let snobby people like YOU ALL let you down?" If pineapples really want sleeves, then we should allow surgical implants and designers should create custom shirts for pineapples.
The assessment is looking to a better world where pineapples have more freedom. Please, I beg of you, don't try to stop it. What happened to equality? Love for everyone?"A trick up one's sleeve" is an expression.
Yes, and my post was a joke.
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sonatina wrote:
CylonToast wrote:
sonatina wrote:
Wow, you guys are all seriously narrow-minded.
This standardized assessment is trying to fix that. Think about it.
Pineapples don't have sleeves. What a biased statement. What if that pineapple wanted sleeves?
What if the moral of the story was actually "Go for your dreams, and don't let snobby people like YOU ALL let you down?" If pineapples really want sleeves, then we should allow surgical implants and designers should create custom shirts for pineapples.
The assessment is looking to a better world where pineapples have more freedom. Please, I beg of you, don't try to stop it. What happened to equality? Love for everyone?"A trick up one's sleeve" is an expression.
Yes, and my post was a joke.
Oh, good. I was like, "What is the world coming to?" for a second there.
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This isn't about the story really. (Honestly, it's a good piece of writing)
It's about how standardized tests don't work like intended (especially with things like the unclear question given along with this passage)
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