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thejournalbook wrote:

Biggest fail was dr. mario tetris for NES.  Hyper lame.

i think I played that on a DSi once. It WAS lame. 

videogame9 wrote:

Garr8 wrote:

I read an article on ET, what made it suck?

You play as E.T.
You walk around very slowly.
There is no music, only the monotonous tones of your footsteps.
You assemble a telephone by falling into pits.
You have to awkwardly levitate yourself out of the pits.
Often after falling out, you accidentally fall back in again.
You must do all this while being chased by enemies who are much faster than you.
After you "win", the entire game starts over again.

Does this sound fun?

YES
INDEED
I HAVE A STRONG URGE TO PLAY IT
AFTER I REMOVE MY BRAIN, THAT IS.

wolvesstar97 wrote:

videogame9 wrote:

Garr8 wrote:

I read an article on ET, what made it suck?

You play as E.T.
You walk around very slowly.
There is no music, only the monotonous tones of your footsteps.
You assemble a telephone by falling into pits.
You have to awkwardly levitate yourself out of the pits.
Often after falling out, you accidentally fall back in again.
You must do all this while being chased by enemies who are much faster than you.
After you "win", the entire game starts over again.

Does this sound fun?

YES
INDEED
I HAVE A STRONG URGE TO PLAY IT
AFTER I REMOVE MY BRAIN, THAT IS.

When are you going to remove your brain? I would happily buy it, with my copy of ET (wanting to get rid of it for ages).

mattb777 wrote:

Little Big Planet. The controls are messed up. I can't even jump the gaps no matter how perfect the timing is. It was the reason why I hate PS3; Sony only cares about graphics.

How was THAT a terrible game!? The game was great because of the amazing level editing and community creation!

mattb777 wrote:

Little Big Planet. The controls are messed up. I can't even jump the gaps no matter how perfect the timing is. It was the reason why I hate PS3; Sony only cares about graphics.

maybe you just arent that good at it
or maybe youre playing silly community made levels
half of that mess is just stupid

mattb777 wrote:

Little Big Planet. The controls are messed up. I can't even jump the gaps no matter how perfect the timing is. It was the reason why I hate PS3; Sony only cares about graphics.

Yay, somebody who agrees with me!
But the level creator is pretty dang fun.

I don't hate the PS3- and I don't blame Sony for the half-butt game developers that only care about graphics either. There are plenty of good games by non-Activision developers that play great- InFamous and Ratchet and Clank are shining examples of this!

bananaman114 wrote:

mattb777 wrote:

Little Big Planet. The controls are messed up. I can't even jump the gaps no matter how perfect the timing is. It was the reason why I hate PS3; Sony only cares about graphics.

Yay, somebody who agrees with me!
But the level creator is pretty dang fun.

I don't hate the PS3- and I don't blame Sony for the half-butt game developers that only care about graphics either. There are plenty of good games by non-Activision developers that play great- InFamous and Ratchet and Clank are shining examples of this!

the level creator is the best part especially when you get to screw around with rockets and fire and whatever you can make
my only problem with lbp would be the plethora of terrible community levels making up the majority of all user created content

mattb777 wrote:

Little Big Planet. The controls are messed up. I can't even jump the gaps no matter how perfect the timing is. It was the reason why I hate PS3; Sony only cares about graphics.

The jumping in the first one is way to floaty, but they somewhat fixed it in the sequel.

The water temple in Ocarina of Time was sooooo poorly designed.

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law. The courts make barely any sense, it's almost impossible to know what evidence to use without using an online walkthrough, and most of the scenes aren't even funny. I thought it would be good, but...

EPIC FAIL!!!

Most party games on the Wii.

Actually, most 3rd party games on the Wii.

The Wii is my favourite console, it's just that third party studios will make terrible games for it or will do a terrible port because they can't be bothered to optimise it. Things like Animal Crossing, Pokémon BR, SSBB, MH Tri, Skyward sword, Twilight Princess, etc, all show that the Wii is capable of amazing games if the person who is making them knows what they're doing, things which are made for quick money for people who will buy anything for kids are giving the Wii a bad name, although most haters will point out that these games are for the Wii. The DS however, has had a massive amount of terrible games, Doki Doki Majo Shinpan, CSI, Sims 3 (2 was cool), etc, there's some so bad that if I actually bought them I'd feel ripped off, luckily I try before I buy.

Oh yes, I finally found one. It's a Facebook game, so I kind of expected it to be bad. Monster's Planet. It mostly rips off Pokémon, but also does so to Digimon, Yu-gi-oh, Monster Farm (where I swear they ripped their name from), Dragon Quest, and even instances of Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog) and Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc).


And yet they haven't been sued.

agscratcher wrote:

Oh yes, I finally found one. It's a Facebook game, so I kind of expected it to be bad. Monster's Planet. It mostly rips off Pokémon, but also does so to Digimon, Yu-gi-oh, Monster Farm (where I swear they ripped their name from), Dragon Quest, and even instances of Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog) and Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc).


And yet they haven't been sued.

REALLY! WOW! I hate it when people do that, and people do it plenty:


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