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#26 2012-04-17 14:11:52

Stickman704
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Re: Programming Jokes

All of these went soaring over my head :\

Dun dun dun dun dun dun.... dun dun dun dun dun dun...  tongue

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#27 2012-04-17 14:39:33

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Re: Programming Jokes

CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

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#28 2012-04-17 14:44:30

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Re: Programming Jokes

hungergamesfanatic wrote:

CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

lol

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#29 2012-04-17 15:13:16

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Re: Programming Jokes

hungergamesfanatic wrote:

CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

xD

Why

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#30 2012-04-23 18:15:55

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Re: Programming Jokes

"Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature."

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#31 2012-04-23 18:17:23

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Re: Programming Jokes

MoreGamesNow wrote:

"Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature."

lol

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#32 2012-04-24 10:02:47

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Re: Programming Jokes

MoreGamesNow wrote:

"Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature."

Like hidden sprites in Scratch!

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#33 2012-04-24 10:06:16

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Re: Programming Jokes

I always thought programs were just bugs.

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#34 2012-04-24 11:23:05

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Re: Programming Jokes

hungergamesfanatic wrote:

CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

INTEL: If Nobody Taught Everyone Lessons
LINUX: Look! I Never Understood eXcellence
UBUNTU: Underrated, But Unoriginal - Never Trust Us
GOOGLE: Gone Over Obvious Great Limits, Everybody!
CHROME: Cooperation Have Really Outwitted Microsoft's Extremes

How I felt before 2.0 was announced - R.I.P 1.4.

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#35 2012-04-24 20:38:30

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Re: Programming Jokes

scimonster wrote:

MoreGamesNow wrote:

"Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature."

Like hidden sprites in Scratch!

Exactly xD

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#36 2012-04-24 21:13:42

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Re: Programming Jokes

MoreGamesNow wrote:

scimonster wrote:

MoreGamesNow wrote:

"Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature."

Like hidden sprites in Scratch!

Exactly xD

It IS true.

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#37 2012-04-24 21:54:47

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Re: Programming Jokes

Not a PROGRAMMING joke necessarily, but an engineer joke.

To the optimist, the glass is always half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

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#38 2012-04-28 13:18:01

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Re: Programming Jokes

That is exactly why I hate switch statements.

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#39 2012-04-28 15:30:39

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Re: Programming Jokes

scratchisthebest wrote:

That is exactly why I hate switch statements.

I used to feel uncomfortable with switch statements, but I've actually come to like them now.

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#40 2012-04-28 16:02:21

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Re: Programming Jokes

I came up with a not-so-funny Siri joke:

Do you think the iPad 3 will have Siri?
I siriously doubt it.

tongue

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#41 2012-04-29 09:22:50

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Re: Programming Jokes

Why was Windows Vista afraid of the next three Windows OSes?
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

How I felt before 2.0 was announced - R.I.P 1.4.

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#42 2012-04-29 10:00:40

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Re: Programming Jokes

It would be funny if Windows 8 was actually going to be called Windows 8.  Windows 8 is just a codename; Vista's codename was Longhorn!

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#43 2012-05-06 12:43:52

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Re: Programming Jokes

hungergamesfanatic wrote:

CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

BUMP: No, really. Bump.

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#44 2012-05-06 13:05:00

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Re: Programming Jokes

From the developers room at AOL dial up internet, in 1998...

"Albert, did you finish version 5.04.2.3.435.3.5.3.53.232222 yet?"

"Why!?  It's the exact same thing as version 5.04.2.3.435.3.5.3.53.232221!!"

"I know but, just throw in some more bloatware that people will think are helping them, we'll mass-mail another 50 million disks - especially to people who use them as frisbees - already and we can all get paid and go home."

"On it!"

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#45 2012-05-06 13:09:09

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Re: Programming Jokes

16Skittles wrote:

Not a PROGRAMMING joke necessarily, but an engineer joke.

To the optimist, the glass is always half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

lol

This thread is killing me! XD

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#46 2012-05-06 14:06:48

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Re: Programming Jokes

lol  lol  Cool!

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#47 2012-05-10 00:43:17

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Re: Programming Jokes

JinnOfTheGale wrote:

I got one:

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who know binary, and those who don't.

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#48 2012-05-10 00:58:53

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Re: Programming Jokes

Really, this belongs in the TBG forums...

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#49 2012-05-10 01:11:05

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Re: Programming Jokes

MOUSE: Most Obnoxious Undercover Software Ever
HDD: Hardly Does Damage
LCD: Love CRT Dontcha?
BLUETOOTH: Bummer, Look! U Ever Tried Overrated Oafish Third-party Hardware?
GIMP: Gimme! I Must Procrastinate!
PHOTOSHOP Pah! Hello Overused Toy-like Ogre Selling Hypnotising Overused Punk!

I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!  big_smile

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#50 2012-05-10 01:12:32

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Re: Programming Jokes

HD: Hdarken's Doctor!

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