Scratch

DISCLAIMER: Nobody on Scratch is a puppet of Google employees (uh as far as we know). If you're mentioned and don't want to be fine whatever we'll take you out
Redacted bits are part of a secret conversation or something

banana: wao
im beginin to fink dat ur actually another shattered fragment of my subconcious
like veggie
or ruffle
wicki: lololol
banana: or any of my friends
wicki: ther al just in yer head
wat
banana: 
that's reassuring
i like my head friends thouhg
wicki: your rite
banana: and i like believeing in them
wicki: i not real!!
stop beliving
no one on the innernet is reel
they just fake set up for yo!
banana: 
r u serious

wicki: yes!
i jusr som googl person
:p
banana: dat means ur real though
wicki: i am jus givn a fak personallity
i am also veggie, ruffle and a majority of the skratch website!
it hard work but google depends onit
banana: hao r u onlin al da tim
wicki: we hav r ways at google offices
infact we take shifts
so iit's not always the same person who is wicki or suman!
wich is why if yo ask anyon
'ar you wicki too'
banana: wao
wicki: they say no
banana: iv met lots of peopl
wicki: IT A CONSPIRACY
ono
they fi nd out i telling you
theyt tryom to drag me away
LISTEN
THEY'LL SAY IT WA A JOKE
DON'T ;
lolol
just kidding
that was a joke

banana: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
wicki: i was just kidding gosh
banana: im cryin
ur meen
wicki: DON'T LISTEN LISTEN I GOT THE COMPUTER DON'T
lol xD
that was a joke too@

so
banana: MY LIFE IS A LIE
wicki: what were we doing on this google doc
what i was just joking
that whole time
really
banana: writing about a REDACTEDr- OH GOD
ITS NOT YOU ANYMORE
ITS A DIFFERENT GOOGLE EXECUTIVE
wicki: no it was only a joke really
really. 
banana: BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING
O_O
wicki: gir is from invader zim right?
that's what we were writing about
you write stuff right?
yeah you write!
so. an invader zim story.
banana: r u kidding
wicki: yes i was only kidding before
that was a joke
banana: r u kidding nao
wicki: 
banana: :I
wicki: wait hold on
okay hi
i know what we're doing
the story with the REDACTED;_;
banana: and how did that story go
what happened in it
wicki: um
well
she was REDACTED right
and REDACTED
banana: I DONT TRUST YOUUUUU.
wicki: what?
i was just joking before!
really

banana: ur a google man
u wurk 4 google
and so do i
ur a google man
u wurk 4 google
dat was a test
wicki: what
i don't know what you mean
banana: to see if you are a top employee
but you're not
you told me
about google's secret
wicki: oh. dang.
banana: that i already knew
wicki: did that other guy tell you?
banana: because i work here too.
no
wicki: oh darn
banana: it was me all along
wicki: oh i see
you really shouldn't use up work hours like that
we needed to track the other real kids
well i guess this shift is over then
if you're not really some kid in canada
need to find someone real
banana: yeah
no
you're fired.
wicki: you aren't my boss!
banana: Yes I am.
wicki: what am i fired for
it was the other guy who told a possible real kid about Us
fire HIM
banana: It's you
You know I was on the computer right behind you the whole time
and you faked that incident
wicki: Uh no
There's a man bound and gagged right behind me
See for yourself
banana: (Dang we should tell this to the people of scratch)
I WAS RIGHT BEHIND YOU
wicki: what do you mean?
banana: Well everyone on scratch
is from google
so we can tell them all
wicki: yeah so?
banana: what happened
wicki: they know most of them are from google
banana: and embarrass you
wicki: But but
the other guy did that
evan klein
sue him.
banana: XD
Fine
I will
YOU GOT OFF LUCKY.
wicki: good.
now who else is real
banana: Good. I'm glad we agreed on that.
Hmm.
wicki: Hmm.
banana: imnotbob is real I think
wicki: What?
I thought that was Sandra Hobbs
banana: no
wicki: And Marisa Lowri
banana: I thought she was Daroach
wicki: Ohhh
Yes
She and Marisa are Daroach, CylonToast and Alternatives
banana: with that Jason guy
wicki: Oh yes him
banana: i think imnotbob is real though
wicki: Hmm.
Maybe.
banana: i'll ask Ryan in Accounting
wicki: All right
banana: you know him right? He'll know.
wicki: Yeah I'll go ask
banana: I just called him XD
wicki: oh
what did he say?
banana: imnotbob is real
wicki: good
she'll be next, then
banana: yes

Last edited by Wickimen (2012-03-28 20:44:22)