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#52 2012-03-22 16:38:17
Re: Worst book ever
GLaDOS2 wrote:
[Twilight]
He's not a vampire.
He's a bloodsucking, wingless fairy.
glitter! sparkles! weeeeeeee!
Fun Fact: My iPad tried to correct "weeeeeeee" with "seedeater". 
Last edited by Luke121 (2012-03-22 16:39:44)
Sorry PF, too lazy to make my own!
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#53 2012-03-22 16:40:50
Re: Worst book ever
Luke121 wrote:
GLaDOS2 wrote:
[Twilight]
He's not a vampire.
He's a bloodsucking, wingless fairy.glitter! sparkles! weeeeeeee!
Fun Fact: My iPad tried to correct "weeeeeeee" with "seedeater".
iPad, no.
Bad iPad.
It's a forum.
He should be able to post 'weeeeeeee' without your autocorrect. >:T
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#54 2012-03-22 16:41:11
- PlutoIsHades
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Re: Worst book ever
Luke121 wrote:
GLaDOS2 wrote:
[Twilight]
He's not a vampire.
He's a bloodsucking, wingless fairy.glitter! sparkles! weeeeeeee!
Fun Fact: My iPad tried to correct "weeeeeeee" with "seedeater".
XD
You stupid werewolf she's mine! I want her to become a bloodsucking, wingless fairy tooooo!
Minecraft, Redwall, and Cyberchase fan, and PROUD.
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#55 2012-03-24 14:12:28
- vengefulabsol
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Re: Worst book ever
the worst book i've ever read is, in my opinion, The Name of This Book is Secret
the plot started out original and the book had some pretty good characters until you got to the middle. then the main characters become unaware of anything around them and obessed with the book, the villains are, right from the start, cliche and bland. they are the steriotypical rich villains who just want money, money and more money. the only reason they want the book in the first place is to make themselves live forever even though THEY ALREADY CAN! they are insanely money-obsessed. in my opinion the woman seems like a Barbie doll with a pointy nose and lighter hair and the man is a random butler who just happens to be the person who wrote the secret books' author. the reason they made him his brother, I think, is because they ran out of ideas. which they have, concidering that the ending was utterly bland and left you thinking "that was it?" the book barely gave you any answers to the questions you had at the start. the main characters were unusually stupid, especially Max-Ernest. he is weak-willed, has no sense of humor whatsoever and his personality alltogethor is a run-of-the-mill-male-main-character-in-a-mystery-story kind of personality.
The Name of This Book is Secret had all of my favorite genres, started out great, then became bland
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#56 2012-03-24 16:19:42
Re: Worst book ever
jji7skyline wrote:
Agentpieface wrote:
NeilWest wrote:
At least it was written by a woman. It's good to see a blockbuster written by a woman.
J.K Rowling harry potter
Suzanne Collins the hunger games
Mary Shelley frankenstein
Emma Thompson nanny mcphee XD
Alice Sebold the lovely bones
the list goes onYou forgot Jane Austen
And Michael Morpurgo (is Michael a girl? sounds like it).
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#58 2012-03-24 17:42:55
Re: Worst book ever
rodentqween9 wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
trinary wrote:
I dislike Twilight. It's rather shallow, poorly written, has no plot, completely unrealistic, and literally caused me to throw the book at the wall in disgust.
It has a plot though.
Every book does, but not all the plots are good. Twilight is one of those books that has a plot but not a very good one.
Here is what I make of the plot:
A sparkly, creepy, stalker vampire falls madly in love with and wants to kill a self-obsessed, whingy, dependent girl who coincidentally is also in love with him. The stalker vamp repeatedly saves her life in overemphasized, melodramatic ways. She dumps her friend to join up with him and - surprise - wants to become a bloodthirsty murdering freak like him.
Hooray.
What an intriguing story.
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#59 2012-03-24 18:19:37
- Paddle2See
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Re: Worst book ever
Sorry folks! This forum is for sharing things that you enjoy and find inspiring - not for ranting.
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