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GameHutSoftware · 2012-03-21 20:29:16

common sense media
its hilarious
especially metroid: other m and minecraft

oh
and according to it
movies that contain people eating twinkies should only be watched by someone 15+

Last edited by GameHutSoftware (2012-03-21 20:32:21)

videogame9 · 2012-03-21 22:27:33

I looked at Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

XD
i can play it

How interesting. This review should be saved for future generations.

PlutoIsHades · 2012-03-22 06:23:00

XD XD XD
It says you should be 13 to play Minecraft.
And it gave Spore only one educational point yikes .

Liru · 2012-03-22 07:05:39

"This game should be taken off the shelves of stores!!! i know it says 17 and older that does not prevent some parents from buying this for their children only to let thism play this! this game includeds violence, running people over, shooting people and to get your life replenished you must go out and get drugs! This is a horrible game and what does it teach our youth?? it teaches them violence and how to disrespect women at a young age. I understand thos is for grownups but what is to stop an older sibleing from letting their smaller sibling from playing it?? It sends a very bad message and only hurts society! Get the GAME off the shelves before it damages our youth anymore!!! Horrible game and should have never been made!!!"

Wow, "Let's take this off the shelves, I know it's not for kids, but I can't stop myself from buying it for them" is really an idiotic message. I didn't even know ignorance like this existed. I don't get how people don't understand that if it says it's for 18+ then it means it's for 18+, people are idiots.

It was GTA:VC on which this review was written by the way.

agscratcher · 2012-03-22 07:48:28

Followed your advice, and this is what I came up with:

Positive Role Models: Samus spends most of her time killing things.

That made me lol.

rodentqween9 · 2012-03-22 09:10:24

Apparently they thought " Edward Scissorhands" was a horror. When actually it was a tragedy. ( I cry every time at the ending ;_; )

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GameHutSoftware · 2012-03-22 10:02:13

agscratcher wrote:
Followed your advice, and this is what I came up with:

Positive Role Models: Samus spends most of her time killing things.

That made me lol.

yeah
that and you should discuss with your kids whether nintendo should be allowed to make T rated games
FAIL

videogame9 wrote:
I looked at Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

XD
i can play it
How interesting. This review should be saved for future generations.

yeah
all those spam reviews are annoying

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16Skittles · 2012-03-22 10:36:36

Lol! I may try and enter the Hunger Games competition, but I already have an iPad 2 tongue

OMG!!! Look at The Hunger Games Official Review!!! They say that it has "too much sexual content" because Peeta has a crush on Katniss and they kiss. You must be kidding me.

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ATVR9999 · 2012-03-22 15:03:09

^ love the sig
I go to common sense media just to almost fall off of my chair from laughing. If they had it their way, everyone would be covered in bubble wrap, there would be no games/TV at all, and you could only say pre-approved sentences. It's also kinda sad to see people who think that kids are completely * and can't take care of themselves. If the poor parents who use that site really care, how about you ACTUALLY LOOK AT THE CONTENT IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT IT. Really, if kids were allowed to run around more there would be a lot less stupid people on the planet.

OrangePuffle · 2012-03-22 17:21:16

Look at scratch

Luke121 · 2012-03-22 17:24:14

16Skittles wrote:
Lol! I may try and enter the Hunger Games competition, but I already have an iPad 2

OMG!!! Look at The Hunger Games Official Review!!! They say that it has "too much sexual content" because Peeta has a crush on Katniss and they kiss. You must be kidding me.

So your saying THG IS appropriate for kids?

16Skittles · 2012-03-22 17:28:28

OrangePuffle wrote:
Look at scratch

Lulz. Stupid overprotectivism at its finest. One person said it was a "security issue" that their kids were foolish enough to post their info on the internet. The person in front of the monitor is the greatest security threat to any site, and it can't be patched unless we get tazer keyboards. (ooh I should invent that)

@luke: No, I am not saying THG is appropriate for kids. Well, it depends on how you qualify "kids." What I'm saying is that Peeta saying he has a crush on Katniss and Peeta and Katniss kissing are not "overly sexual content" like people were reporting on the web site.

Luke121 · 2012-03-22 17:32:44

LOOK! Common Sense Media ACTUALLY WROTE ME INTO THE REVIEW!!!!!

CommonSenseMedia wrote:
Some characters featured on the Scratch site talk smack

How did they know I was sarcastic?

What? You say they weren't referring to me?

You n00bs is just jelly.

FunDude · 2012-03-22 17:51:54

It said you should be 13 to play angry birds.
It also hated Skyrim when that game isn't very bad.

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16Skittles · 2012-03-22 18:01:35

FunDude wrote:
It said you should be 13 to play angry birds.
It also hated Skyrim when that game isn't very bad.

No, Skyrim is pretty bad... But Angry Birds? Are you kidding me? It's a green pig that turns into a cloud. That is not going to cause Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome or something.

agscratcher · 2012-03-22 18:36:15

I'mma look at Majora's Mask on their website

*sometime later*

Ok, here's what I got:

Educational Value is the only thing above no stars, and it says non-applicable. *facepalm*

Some Dude Named wwtoonlinkfan wrote:
This game is not for kids! It is very dark for a Nintendo game, but has some positive ideals. (Play the game to the end to find out!)

Tags for the post are "positive ideals" and "too much violence." And those are correlated how?

And there were a lot of complaints about the Great Fairy. 'nuff said.

...Actually, a lot of posts had combined "good role models" and "too violent." Remember kids, when the moon is going to land on you, go on a demon killing spree with random stuff you found in dark caverns. Oh, and wear green, because every day is St. Patrick's Day!

bananaman99 · 2012-03-22 18:39:02

GameHutSoftware wrote:
its hilarious
especially metroid: other m and minecraft

oh
and according to it
movies that contain people eating twinkies should only be watched by someone 15+

You know what's REALLY annoying? Everything I want to read/play/watch, mom looks up on there anyway....so much for going to the hunger games hmm

bananaman99 · 2012-03-22 18:43:31

Oh, and the minecraft review reminded me
Of that YouTube video "minecraft is destroying American youth" lol

agscratcher · 2012-03-22 18:47:07

Sorry for the double post, but I'm curious to see what they say about Minecraft.

*later still*

Back. Nothing particularly hilarious. However, something caught my eye. All of the posts that said "this is great for tweens+" said the appropriate age is 11/12.

Alright, who wants me to review 4CHAN? This should be entertaining.

Edit: Scratch that. They have no review for it. Shoot. I was really hoping to get a good laugh.

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16Skittles · 2012-03-22 18:53:31

I wouldn't insult 4CHAN, they'll Dox you and effectively remove you from the Internet.

agscratcher · 2012-03-22 18:53:42

Again, sorry for double posting. However, I checked the Scratch review. Too much Â€™

I'm surprised no one said "this review â€œkicks buttâ€."

Ecliptic · 2012-03-22 18:53:50

I thinks Battlefield 3 isn't for kids.

BAHAHAHAH

rodentqween9 · 2012-03-22 19:14:25

This is ridiculous.

Exact words of a review on scratch:
"Stay away from Misc.
If you think this is a good website for little kids, then you're right. This has nothing bad, at all. Unless, well, you get into the Misc. forums. One topic I have read and posted in is about going to 'second base' with their bf/gf (never clearly says what it is)"

lol I kinda felt like a rebel while reading that. tongue

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Luke121 · 2012-03-22 19:15:28

rodentqween9 wrote:
This is ridiculous.

Exact words of a review on scratch:
"Stay away from Misc.
If you think this is a good website for little kids, then you're right. This has nothing bad, at all. Unless, well, you get into the Misc. forums. One topic I have read and posted in is about going to 'second base' with their bf/gf (never clearly says what it is)"

I kinda felt like a rebel while reading that. :P

i feel like a gang member :/

"stay off of misc little joey
thats where the scum of the earth live"

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rodentqween9 · 2012-03-22 19:19:40

Luke121 wrote:
rodentqween9 wrote:
This is ridiculous.

Exact words of a review on scratch:
"Stay away from Misc.
If you think this is a good website for little kids, then you're right. This has nothing bad, at all. Unless, well, you get into the Misc. forums. One topic I have read and posted in is about going to 'second base' with their bf/gf (never clearly says what it is)"

I kinda felt like a rebel while reading that.
i feel like a gang member

"stay off of misc little joey
thats where the scum of the earth live"

lol Me too. I kinda feel like people are making reviews on us and scratch. lol It feels really weird.

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