sonatina wrote:
I'm pretty sure that even without pre-made mixes, I would poison my family.
Oh yeah! The reason why my cookies tasted like the Devil's vomit was because I used brown sugar that expired like three years ago. It was super hard which was why the cookies were hard. c:
.....
*cracks up* xD
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What if I made demox pox cheese puffs? Would anyone here eat them?
My 99.9% ACCURATE GUESS (unless you're part ot that .1 that's actually had demonpox cheese puffs, whatever they are...) IS NO!
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MJstarz9 wrote:
What if I made demox pox cheese puffs? Would anyone here eat them?
My 99.9% ACCURATE GUESS (unless you're part ot that .1 that's actually had demonpox cheese puffs, whatever they are...) IS NO!
ENOUGH OF YOUR SILLY "WHAT IFS", MJ! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST WITHOUT RESTRAINT GOSH.
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MJstarz9 wrote:
From a plate of PANCAKES? HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET THOSE THINGS FROM A DEVIL SPAWN PANCAKE??? No offense Sona...
~MJ
Well obviously they would be hidden in the world's largest pancake, one from the land of Chewandswallow. Duh. Don't you read great works of literature!?
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Thank you for some sense, Sona. No one can get money or an island from a pancake. A money, island, pancake tree? Possibly.... xD
Alright, fine Wicki, WHERE ON EARTH IS CHEWANDSWALLOW AND WHY WOULD WE FLY THERE TO GET YOUR PRECIOUS ISLAND, MONEY, AND OTHER USELESS ITEMS?
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Wickimen wrote:
sonatina wrote:
Good golly, Wickimen.
Not everyone can get what they want all the time.
You're so spoiled.Surely you concede I deserve it!
Don't go shoving false words into my mouth.
That's rude and they taste like hand sweat.
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MJstarz9 wrote:
Thank you for some sense, Sona. No one can get money or an island from a pancake. A money, island, pancake tree? Possibly.... xD
Alright, fine Wicki, WHERE ON EARTH IS CHEWANDSWALLOW AND WHY WOULD WE FLY THERE TO GET YOUR PRECIOUS ISLAND, MONEY, AND OTHER USELESS ITEMS?
It's in the sea, over mountains and through deserts
The money would be inside the pancake, the chocolate fudge cake will have fallen from the sky, and the island, of course, is the abandoned Chewandswallow itself
Logic! What do they teach you in schools these days
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sonatina wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
sonatina wrote:
Good golly, Wickimen.
Not everyone can get what they want all the time.
You're so spoiled.Surely you concede I deserve it!
Don't go shoving false words into my mouth.
That's rude and they taste like hand sweat.
What an uncultured Goomba
Hand sweat tastes good
Kind of salty don't you think
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MJstarz9 wrote:
They teach me logic. Like the logic of NOT BELIEVING IN CHILDISH STORYBOOKS WITH ISLANDS MADE OF FOOD!!! If it existed, I would have moved as soon as I got out of my mom. -_-
Goodness. What a terrible school you must go to. [wink wink]
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Wickimen wrote:
sonatina wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
Surely you concede I deserve it!Don't go shoving false words into my mouth.
That's rude and they taste like hand sweat.What an uncultured Goomba
Hand sweat tastes good
Kind of salty don't you think
Oh, you uneducated cretin!
What's it like in your bland, smile mind? It must be so boring in there.
From where I'm from-which is a civilized, prestigious country, hand sweat is considered repulsive.
Now, head lice is a real delicacy.
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sonatina wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
sonatina wrote:
Don't go shoving false words into my mouth.
That's rude and they taste like hand sweat.What an uncultured Goomba
Hand sweat tastes good
Kind of salty don't you thinkOh, you uneducated cretin!
What's it like in your bland, smile mind? It must be so boring in there.
From where I'm from-which is a civilized, prestigious country, hand sweat is considered repulsive.
Now, head lice is a real delicacy.
Head lice are good too
'Specially the nits
So crunchy!
To get back on topic, I once baked a terrific key lice pie
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