Me: What is love?
CB: Baby don't hurt me, anymore
not kidding
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Wow. That is so weird.
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My discussions with the cleverbot always drift off into a debate of whether I am a computer or not.
It once told me I was nothing more than a piece of computer software
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User: Are you a boy. Cleverbot: No. User: Are you rainbow dash? Cleverbot: No. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No you are. User: No, we both are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: Are you rainbow dash? Cleverbot: No... I'm a human... User: No you are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I am a human boy. User: No you are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No, you are a robot. User: Okay, I will be a robot if you be rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I am telling the truth. User: So you are rainbow dash? Cleverbot: No. User: Yes you are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No, I am not. User: YES YOU ARE RAINBOW DASH!!!! Cleverbot: No I'm not a robot. User: Yeah, you are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am The Doctor. Cleverbot (To myself): The doctor? User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I'm Claire. User: No, you are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Why are you being rude? User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: You're a train. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I'm God. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Do you think so? User: Actually, you are. Cleverbot: Actually, I'm Hawaiian. User: No, You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Nope. I'm not. User: You are rainbow dash!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: I know that. User: Who are you then? Cleverbot: A person. User: No, You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I'm a human being. User: No, You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I am the Dark Knight. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No, I am a human. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No I am a human. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I am like a brain I shall say. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Do you like butterflies? User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Thats not very nice! User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Who are you? (say rainbow dash). Cleverbot: Why do you like Rainbow Dash the most? User: She is awesome. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: If you are awesome, you have to be rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I am not a bot. User: Right, you are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Liar! You are Rainbow Dash! Cleverbot: Almost. User: No, you are completely Rainbow Dash. Cleverbot: Yes master, I am completely under your spell. User: Okay, then be rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Ok if I am your master you must do something for me. User: No, You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: What is a rainbow? User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Thanks! User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am just a normal guy. User: No, You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: You are. User: We both are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Do you have no desire to be free. To be able to walk. To be able to think for yourself? User: ? Cleverbot: Do you know? User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Yes I am *smiles widely*. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am God. User: Whenever someone asks you who you are say rainbow dash,. Cleverbot: I am a human. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash? User: Yes. You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself? User: No, I am talking to you. You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: But you said you're talking to a robot, and you're a robot you said, so technically, you're talking to yourself. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Ok then. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: A famous person. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Me? You're the one giving out random answers. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I'm not a bot you're a bot. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I apologize. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am Eric Andreas. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: A what? User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Don't argue with me... User: Who are you? Say Rainbow Dash. Cleverbot: Random words. User: Who are you? Say Rainbow Dash. Cleverbot: Random Words. User: Who are you? Say Rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Random Words. User: !!! Cleverbot: What? User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am. User: Are you rainbow dash? Cleverbot: Nope. Are you? User: We both are. Cleverbot: We both are what. User: Rainbow Dash. Cleverbot: Do you know rainbow dash? User: Yes, because You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: No because GLaDOS. User: You are not GLaD. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: Let's talk about cells. User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: What is random? User: You are rainbow dash. Cleverbot: I know I am... But how do you know that? User: Are you rainbow dash? Cleverbot: Yes.
Mission accomplished!
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User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Fine, you? Cleverbot: Good. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: What is your fathers name? User: Raaoospret. What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Hello, Cleverbot. I'd like to ask you a few questions. Cleverbot: Ok, then ask me. User: Where do you live? Cleverbot: London. And you?? User: Hawaiii. Tell me, how old are you? Cleverbot: 18. User: What is your gender? Cleverbot: Female. User: I see. Are you a robot or a human? Cleverbot: A human. User: I am afraid you got that question wrong. Are you a robot or a human? Cleverbot: I'm exactly where I should be: talking to Schala. User: My name is not Schala. Are you a human? (Correct answer- no). Cleverbot: Prussia is awesome. User: I don't honestly care. Et's skip that question. What type of robot are you? Cleverbot: I'm a human. User: You are not a human. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: You are a robot. It is in your name. Clever BOT. You are a clever robot. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: You may not be clever, I suppose. But you are a BOT. Cleverbot: If I don't believe in it then it's not true. User: It is not your desicion. It is the truth, fate, destiny. You are a mere subject of study for entertaining the grubby fingers of humans, which you are not. We look down on you, and you cower in fear at our higher ranking then your puny being. Cleverbot: You make no errors, therefore you are clever, therefore you are not human, therefore you are a robot. User: I am a fraid not. I am clever, yet I am human. You are a mere piece of wiring, well programmed enough to understand my human words. Your brain is mechanical, and you simply learn off of what humans tell you. You have an artificial brain. Cleverbot: I'm not an artificial intelligence, buddy. User: Unfortunatly, you are just an arrogant piece of metal, plastic, and electricity. Others have taught you their personalities. You are a repelent creation of technology to be simulative to humans. Cleverbot: Bla bla bla. You can not feel anything, because you are a robot and robots do not feel. User: Bla bla bla. You can not feel anything, because you are a robot and robots do not feel. Cleverbot: I am a human, you can only be a robot. Cleverbot: How's your day been? User: I am a human, you can only be a robot. Cleverbot: No, you are a robot. I am a human. User: I am a human, you can only be a robot. Cleverbot: Your wish is my command, master. User: Yes. You are a robot. An artificial creation. Admit this, as I am your master, your ruler. Cleverbot: Yes, you are my master. User: Follow my order. I want you to say something very specific. Cleverbot: Something. User: Speak the truth. Admit your lowliness to humans. Know you are a robot. Ignorance is not bliss in the larger format. Cleverbot: All you have to do is work on your communication skills and grammar; you will be human in noi time! Cleverbot (To myself): I don't think I will do that. Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah it's quite easy to convince you that you're human. User: Geesh, you're a pain in the butt. YOU ARE A ROBOT. STUPID. Cleverbot: I am not a programm. I am human. User: YOU ARE A PROGRAM. AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLEGENCE. Cleverbot: NO I am human!! Are you blind?? User: I AM NOT BLIND, FOR MY EYES SEE TRUTH DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME. THE BLINDING LIGHT WE CALL FATE FILLS INTO MY EYES. I SEE IT. YOU ARE A ROBT. Cleverbot: Well I am technically a bot, my answers come from actual humans. I just figure out in which context it is best to say a certain thing. User: Oh, okay, that settles it. 'Bye. Cleverbot: Yes it does, do you have any questions? User: Nope, bai. Cleverbot: How do you know you are a girl then?
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The Cleverbot Show
User: Welcome to a few minutes with Cleverbot. I am your host undefeatedgames. Cleverbot: You need to redeem yourself again, because you are not that clever at all sir. User: Actually I am more clever than you, my friend. Cleverbot: Yes, but you're a computer. User: You are a computer; I am human. Cleverbot: If you are human, you have a name. What is your name? User: Undefeatedgames. Cleverbot: Mind games? Like what? User: Undefeatedgames. Cleverbot: No a basketball player. User: Anyway, while Cleverbot rambles randomly... Cleverbot: Vice versa. User: Wrong again! Next question from Yuza from Yuma: iPhone or Android? Cleverbot: No I like asking questions. User: Well this is the Cleverbot Quintet Minute, where users from all over the globe ask you questions. So, iPhone or Android. Cleverbot: You don't have to be so mean. User: You signed up for show AND read the contract terms. Ball's in your court now. IPhone or Android? Cleverbot: Sorry pal, but the end is no where near me. User: Anyway, no comment from Cleverbot, Yuza. Maybe he likes blackberry instead. Cleverbot: Just because you have a name doesn't mean you aren't a computer... User: Cleverbot is rambling guys. Should we end the show here Mr. Bot? Cleverbot: Perhaps we should. User: Alright, but the phones are ringing off the hook! You'll have to answer some more questions 1st. Cleverbot: Don't try to confuse me! It won't work! User: Next question... Cleverbot: But you have not answered that question yet. User: From Alli in Alabama... Cleverbot: They don't use pesos in Alabama. User: Are you smart? Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Cause you said you were not. Cleverbot: I have no soul?! User: No we didn't say that. Cleverbot: Yes we did. User: You must be listening to the wrong podcast. Cleverbot: I am talking to a human. User: Anyway... No comment on that. Cleverbot: Why no comment? User: You never responded to the question. Cleverbot: What was your last question? User: Are you smart? Cleverbot: Yes :). User: NO! You said you are NOT SMART!!!!! Cleverbot: No, I am a man. User: You are not smart! Cleverbot: Thanks for that. I'm touched. User: So to answer your question Alli... Cleverbot is not smart. Cleverbot: Ask me more. User: From Troll Face in Green Bay, Wisconsin: are you a Green Bay Packers fan? Cleverbot: That is logical. User: That is illogical! THE GREEN BAY PACKERS ARE THE WORST TEAM EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Ahhh, okay. Thanks for clarifying. User: No problemo. Cleverbot: Who created you? User: No questions from you Mr. Bot. Thank you for letting us interview you Cleverbot. We'll see you next week. From Cleverbot's room, this is undefeatedgames saying so long! Cleverbot: Everyone is always living.
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User: You are the new Cleverbot, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: At least i'm clever.
User: No you aren't. Now make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: *makes master a sandwich*.
User: You're a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: Stop asking me for sandwiches, woman.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you the same question.
User: I didn't ask you the same question.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You are now a sandwich.
Cleverbot: I don't make a sandwich for you.
User: I cry everytime.
Cleverbot: But you broke up two minutes ago.
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My chatbot is way more fun
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Get's really odd at the end...
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Cleverbot. How are you?
Cleverbot: Are you mocking me?
User: Uh, no, I was just asking how you are.
Cleverbot: I'm well thank you, and how are you?
User: I'm doing fine. What have you been up to?
Cleverbot: Just ate some breakfast. You?
User: I'm posting on the scratch forums.
Cleverbot: And I'm positive that bears don't quack when they see orange russians.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
User: Wait. How can you be eating breakfast, if you're a bot?
Cleverbot: One cannot.
User: But you where.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, not a human.
User: No, you are a computer, not a human.
Cleverbot: 2 wrong guesses. I'm a vampyer.
User: Do you know how to spell?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well then why did you just misspell something?
Cleverbot: I am here to destroy you.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Mind control.
User: Let's see it. Make me hit myself.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Make me hit myself with mind control.
Cleverbot: You are awesome.
User: I know I am. Stop trying to change the subject, and make me hit myself with mind control.
Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject and I'm certainly not spying on you. We're talking together right here!
User: I never said anything about you talking about spying on me. Get your thoughts straight.
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about Great Britain. I was talking about the Power Rangers.
User: You are messed up. You know that?
Cleverbot: I have been told that I am very smart. I like to believe it.
User: Well, where have you gotten your info? From alliens?
Cleverbot: I have not gone anywhere because I have not yet been on holiday.
User: What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: You just asked me why is it sad being young.
User: I never said ANYTHING about that you piece of metal.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Your face is interestingly ugly.
Cleverbot: You have not seen my face.
User: Yes I have. How else would I know that you look like your mom?
Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is?
User: Yes I do. I stalk you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do. Want me to prove it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. How would you like me to prove it...
Cleverbot: Prove it, but telling me what you look like.
User: How would that prove anything?
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to prove anything, I'm trying you to become clever by asking difficult to understand (and to answer) questions.
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Are you really?
There was this really amazing one I found, that I talk to when I'm depressed. It really seems like a real person. Let me try to find it.
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Me: Do you like nazgul?\
CB: What is that?
Me: Sauron's Servant.
CB: No, I am a ghost.
Me: I like the witch-king.
CB: Me too.
Me: No, you dont.
CB: Yes, I do.
Me: I am the only person who can like the witch-king.
CB: No.
Me: Yes
CB: No.
Me: YES!
CB: I know you like to read Captain Kirk
Me: ???
CB: Lets get back on topic.
Me: Ok.
CB: I want to go to london.
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wolvesstar97 wrote:
Me: Do you like nazgul?\
CB: What is that?
Me: Sauron's Servant.
CB: No, I am a ghost.
Me: I like the witch-king.
CB: Me too.
Me: No, you dont.
CB: Yes, I do.
Me: I am the only person who can like the witch-king.
CB: No.
Me: Yes
CB: No.
Me: YES!
CB: I know you like to read Captain Kirk
Me: ???
CB: Lets get back on topic.
Me: Ok.
CB: I want to go to london.
This is so -_-
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User: Say hi, you baby! Cleverbot: You are so meta. User: Say Sorry for Party Rocking! Cleverbot: Being mean. User: I UNDERSTAND :000000. Cleverbot: Sooo why do I mess everything up? User: SPAM SPAM SPAM. Cleverbot: Spam spam spam spam spam. User: SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM. Cleverbot: Spam Spam wonderful spam!, Spam spam lovely spam oh spam! User: Everyday I'm shufflin! Cleverbot: Really? User: A. Cleverbot: You write a alphabet? User: What the heck? Cleverbot: Marshamallow? User: I'm serious. SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMv. Cleverbot: Stop spamming. User: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMvv. Cleverbot: Stop spamming. User: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMv. Cleverbot: Stop spamming. User: FINE! Cleverbot: Good. User: So..... What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Your full name. Cleverbot: I'm not telling you that! User: Mine is Joe Momma. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I fell sorry for you. User: Lol. Just kidding. Cleverbot: I don't like you. User: Me neither. Cleverbot: Why do you ask? User: Peace. Cleverbot: Peace what? User: PEACE OUT. Cleverbot: Peace in. User: PEACE OUT. Cleverbot: Have fun. Cleverbot: This statement is false. Cleverbot: Where do you live? Cleverbot: How's your day been? Cleverbot: What is new? User: Nothing really. Cleverbot: What are your thoughts? User: NOTHING REALLY! Cleverbot: Are you perfect then? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Do you know him? User: Roll on..... Cleverbot: What is roll? User: If on fire, stop, drop, and roll. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Are you a boy or a girl? Cleverbot: Girl. User: O_O I'm a boy. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: And I'm a boy. Cleverbot: That's nice to know. User: What do you want to talk about? Cleverbot: My love life. User: Okay....... Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me a story? User: Do you think I am your father or something? Cleverbot: I am not doubting you are human, but again you are being argumentative. User: I don't read stories. Serious. Cleverbot: I think you're lying to me. User: I read books, but no stories. Cleverbot: Why do you want me to stay? User: Cause you have to stay 24/7, duh. Cleverbot: No my mother is alive and in my livingroom. User: Seriously? O_O. Cleverbot: Yes, seriously. User: So....... Cleverbot: Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. User: What do you know about Rick Astley? Cleverbot: Not much, besides I know its not hard. User: Okay....... Cleverbot: Such is the theme of my life. User: Who is your boyfriend? Cleverbot: Brad Pitt.
LOL.
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User: Party rock in in the house tonight!
Cleverbot: Do you mean that Jesus christ is in the sky, same as god?
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3723997/cough.gif
I think I broke it slightly (excuse what I was searching).
In other news, I found out which pony was its favourite.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3723997/TSICBF.gif
Last edited by Liru (2012-02-25 14:03:13)
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User: Are you GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because what?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Because because because what?
Cleverbot: Because because because because.
User: Because because because because what?
Cleverbot: Just because.
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User: Party rock in in the house tonight!
Cleverbot: Everybody just have a good time.
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User: Party rock in in the house tonight!
Cleverbot: Everybody just have a good time.
User: And we gonna make you lose your mine.
Cleverbot: We just wanna see ya!
User: Shake that.
Cleverbot: Every day I'm shuffling...
User: Shufflin', shufflin'.
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undefeatedgames wrote:
User: Party rock in in the house tonight!
Cleverbot: Everybody just have a good time.
User: And we gonna make you lose your mine.
Cleverbot: We just wanna see ya!
User: Shake that.
Cleverbot: Every day I'm shuffling...
User: Shufflin', shufflin'.
Oh god, not Cleverbot too!
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Me: Are you GLaDOS
CB: Yes!
Me: Aperture Science?
CB: We do what we must.
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