I block 99999999999999998 of the hammers.
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Thanks! By the way, I think the death rule should be 5 posts, unless someone tries to heal you quicker by double posting, in which case it is 10 posts.
In this case, I should come back alive at post #356 (357 if you think this one shouldn't count)
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I use Palutena's Bow to snipe you from a distance and grab the crystal.

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i have bodyguards so i get the diamond
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SIK-yu are now offically alive!!!!!!!!!congratz!!!!!!!!
Last edited by jokoman (2009-04-22 18:08:03)
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I paralyse happysmiles and his/her bodyguards. Then, I grab the crystal and teleport to where TCATB is. We hide.
I accidentally used a weak paralyzation spell so it wears of in the next post.
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too bad i can read your mind. i steal it again!
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I jump out from behind a building and yell "Great Aether" and steal the crystal while you lay stunned for 2 more posts.

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I punch gettysburg11 and then steal the crystal while kicking him off a cliff. He dies...
New Death Rules!!!
Wait 7 posts(Lucky Number 7 so the player has luck and maybe won't get killed next time.)
or...
You get revived.
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Technically, we should still have the crystal, because our fortress was indestructible. Oh, well...
I grab my bow and aim at happysmiles, who is now sadfrowns. No respawn until post #369 or revive.
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i want that crystal so i turn you into WeirdAmericanKid. I TAKE IT!!!!
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I get a very powerful wepon that desrtoys EVERYTHING, and blow up siks base, and the expolsion is SOOOOOOO big he flys into the sun and is daed for 10 posts.
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(You people have NO respect for the indestructibility of the fort)
Somebody help meee!
...jokoman, keikij, GoogleplexPlus?
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I reverse time and blast everyone but GoogleplexPlus and SmartIrishKid into the 22nd century!
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I use my sheer intellect to build a portal back to you in the 21st century, and steal the crystal while you aren't looking.

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I jump through the portal and punch gettyysburg11 and revive SIK. I push gettysburg against a wall and choke him to death. I quickly retrive the crystal from him/her.
New Death Rule!
No killing people until 10 posts after their respawn.
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wait... are keikij and I on the same alliance?
Last edited by jokoman (2009-04-24 22:30:31)
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I paralyze keikij, punch him in the face, take the crystal, and run away. Oh, I also kick him in the shin and call him a "RIP-OFF ARTIST!!!!"
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jokoman wrote:
wait... are keikij and I on the same alliance?
Yes.
keikij: As few people as there are on the game, it might be a good idea to have the kill-after-respawn limit less, like maybe 5.
Last edited by SmartIrishKid (2009-04-25 10:21:22)
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I take an AK-47 and knock out FMT for 10 posts. then I steal the crystal.
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Watch out, the others are coming! *throws a knife at demosthenes*
Uh-oh, my "after-respawn" shield just wore off. *runs and hides*
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*Uses Bazooka to knock out demosthenes for 10 posts* *follows SIK*
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Hmm...this is getting dangerous. TCATB hasn't been on for a while, so I'm by myself. I'll have to make a new alliance including more people, and if TCATB wants to rejoin, he can.
And to think that I'm dreaming all of this.... at least the knockout will go away soon.
Last edited by floatingmagictree (2009-04-25 20:07:50)
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