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#1 2012-02-03 16:56:24
Warriors book parody!
I plan to call it Fighters by Lisa Emerson. I need a few things though:
- Names
- To know about the "clans"
- Somebody to help me with the terms used in the Warriors books when cats talk.
- New book titles (preferably smart-alecky)
You can expect...
- Mild cursing
- Stupidity
- Laughs
- Fun
- Cats going on computers and all.
Parodies made:
None!
I have...
- Name generators (but I still need a bit of help with names)
- Detailed plot synopsis'
Clan names:
Water Clan (River Clan)
Penumbra Clan (aka We-Forgot-To-Pay-The-Electricity-Bill Clan) (Shadow Clan)
Atmosphere Clan (Sky Clan)
Ball-Of-Gas Clan (Star Clan)
Lightning Clan (Thunder Clan)
Air Clan (Wind Clan)
Coolsauce Clan (OK Wicki)
Dirt Clan (Fine, jslomba
LOL Clan (Thanks, soup
Resources:
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#2 2012-02-03 17:08:23
- Earthboundjeff
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Re: Warriors book parody!
Why don't you read them?
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#3 2012-02-03 17:09:41
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I read some of one, but I didn't like it. I borrowed it from the library, luckily, so I didn't waste money.
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#5 2012-02-03 18:04:24
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I would write it like LOL LOL SO LIKE DIS SHE-CAT WITH PURR-FECT (LOL PUNS LOL LOL!one!!111eleven!!sixty-three!!!1!!) GOLD FUR AND DAZZLING BLUE EYES SHE LIKE LIKE RIPPED HER SILVER CLAWS THAT FLASHED IN THE SUN THROUGH BLACKSTAR’S FACE AND ALL OF COOLSAUCE CLAN WERE LIKE “LOL BLACKSTAR YOU JUST GOT PWNED DUDETTE” AND BLACKSTAR GOT LEIK MAD. THEN LIKE THE SHE-CAT WAS LIKE “GET OFF OUR HUNTING GROUNDS YOU SILLY WOMBO” AND BLACKSTAR’S ALL LIKE “ERIN HUNTER DOESN’T EXIST YOUR LIFE IS A LIE SHE-CAT!! ERIN HUNTER’S LIKE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT AUTHORS” “LOL LOL” THE SHE-CAT SAID DISGUISING PANIC! CRIMSON BLOOD LEAKED DOWN BLACKSTAR’S MIDNIGHT-COLORED FACE AND SHE WAS ALL “YOU SUCK UNNAMED SHE-CAT” AND SHE-CAT’S ALL “SHUT UP YOU IDIOT YOU CAN’T FIGHT AS WELL AS A KIT” AND COOLSAUCE CLAN SAYS “LIKE A BOSS!!!” AND DEN SHE MURDER BLACKSTAR.
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#6 2012-02-03 18:05:43
- PlutoIsHades
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Re: Warriors book parody!
Wickimen wrote:
I would write it like LOL LOL SO LIKE DIS SHE-CAT WITH PURR-FECT (LOL PUNS LOL LOL!one!!111eleven!!sixty-three!!!1!!) GOLD FUR AND DAZZLING BLUE EYES SHE LIKE LIKE RIPPED HER SILVER CLAWS THAT FLASHED IN THE SUN THROUGH BLACKSTAR’S FACE AND ALL OF COOLSAUCE CLAN WERE LIKE “LOL BLACKSTAR YOU JUST GOT PWNED DUDETTE” AND BLACKSTAR GOT LEIK MAD. THEN LIKE THE SHE-CAT WAS LIKE “GET OFF OUR HUNTING GROUNDS YOU SILLY WOMBO” AND BLACKSTAR’S ALL LIKE “ERIN HUNTER DOESN’T EXIST YOUR LIFE IS A LIE SHE-CAT!! ERIN HUNTER’S LIKE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT AUTHORS” “LOL LOL” THE SHE-CAT SAID DISGUISING PANIC! CRIMSON BLOOD LEAKED DOWN BLACKSTAR’S MIDNIGHT-COLORED FACE AND SHE WAS ALL “YOU SUCK UNNAMED SHE-CAT” AND SHE-CAT’S ALL “SHUT UP YOU IDIOT YOU CAN’T FIGHT AS WELL AS A KIT” AND COOLSAUCE CLAN SAYS “LIKE A BOSS!!!” AND DEN SHE MURDER BLACKSTAR.
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#7 2012-02-03 18:06:55
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Wickimen wrote:
I would write it like LOL LOL SO LIKE DIS SHE-CAT WITH PURR-FECT (LOL PUNS LOL LOL!one!!111eleven!!sixty-three!!!1!!) GOLD FUR AND DAZZLING BLUE EYES SHE LIKE LIKE RIPPED HER SILVER CLAWS THAT FLASHED IN THE SUN THROUGH BLACKSTAR’S FACE AND ALL OF COOLSAUCE CLAN WERE LIKE “LOL BLACKSTAR YOU JUST GOT PWNED DUDETTE” AND BLACKSTAR GOT LEIK MAD. THEN LIKE THE SHE-CAT WAS LIKE “GET OFF OUR HUNTING GROUNDS YOU SILLY WOMBO” AND BLACKSTAR’S ALL LIKE “ERIN HUNTER DOESN’T EXIST YOUR LIFE IS A LIE SHE-CAT!! ERIN HUNTER’S LIKE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT AUTHORS” “LOL LOL” THE SHE-CAT SAID DISGUISING PANIC! CRIMSON BLOOD LEAKED DOWN BLACKSTAR’S MIDNIGHT-COLORED FACE AND SHE WAS ALL “YOU SUCK UNNAMED SHE-CAT” AND SHE-CAT’S ALL “SHUT UP YOU IDIOT YOU CAN’T FIGHT AS WELL AS A KIT” AND COOLSAUCE CLAN SAYS “LIKE A BOSS!!!” AND DEN SHE MURDER BLACKSTAR.
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#10 2012-02-03 18:20:46
- PlutoIsHades
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Re: Warriors book parody!
Ok, if the warriors dislike something, they'll call it "mousedung" and if they really hate something they'll call it "foxdung."
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#11 2012-02-03 18:22:02
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PlutoIsHades wrote:
Ok, if the warriors dislike something, they'll call it "mousedung" and if they really hate something they'll call it "foxdung."
really? Because that'd be hilarious.
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#14 2012-02-03 18:24:03
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sounds like a bad plan to me
i would say worse things but frankly banishment doesnt sound very fun
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#15 2012-02-03 18:25:08
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777w wrote:
sounds like a bad plan to me
i would say worse things but frankly banishment doesnt sound very fun
Banishment?
I'm so confused.
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#22 2012-02-03 20:21:48
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Re: Warriors book parody!
imnotbob wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
Ok, if the warriors dislike something, they'll call it "mousedung" and if they really hate something they'll call it "foxdung."
They really do! Look through a book and you'll find it!
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#23 2012-02-03 20:23:04
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Re: Warriors book parody!
The Tribe of Industrial Runoff
(The Tribe of Rushing Water)
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