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SmartIrishKid wrote:

*lands in a tree and his weight bends it over, squashing a banana and killing the Chesire cat that was in the branches*

Later it is found that the three things he destroyed were actually two people pretending to be those things.
(i.e. TCATB and FMT)

Ooh! Ooh! Can I be the banana?

I manage to find my old laser again. I go in front of jokoman's base, destroy it and grab the crystal. Then I teleport to a huge forest with only trees, and I hide there.

PS today's my friends birthday!

Antiaircraft fire is my specialty.  I shoot jokoman down, and the plane lands in the trees, crushing the floating magic one that grew in the center.  I grab the crystal from the wreckage.

I stab you in the back while you're preoccupied fighting cheddargirl, take the crystal, and flee into the woods.

I jump into the 21st dimension too (you left the portal unlocked) and use Falcon PUUUUUNCH to knock you out and take the crystal.

I teleport toSmartIrishKid, heal him/her, and teleport to my base.

I happen to be collecting food and see SmartIrishKid.

Yes...Come. *Disapears into bushes*

SmartIrishKid wrote:

*follows jokoman*

I'm also allied to GoogleplexPlus.  How about an alliance name of IrishJokePlus?  If any of us three are holding the crystal on post #400, then we can count it a team win.

IrishJokePlus? That kinda sounds awkward....

gettysburg11 had it just then, but you still grabbed it.  *konks gettysburg11 on the head with his staff*

*throws rocks at TheCatAndTheBanana, demosthenes, and everyone else that has taken the crystal from him*

*teleports to jokoman's base, grabs an axe and starts reinforcing jokoman's base with nearby trees*

Last edited by SmartIrishKid (2009-04-21 20:06:52)

While searching through the posts, I realized that keikij was also allied to me.  Now what?
IrishKeikiJokePlus...? That's even more awkward.

In the meantime, I bury the crystal below the base, surrounded by an indestructible container that shocks anybody that touches it, and only people from our alliance know the bypass code.  The bypass code cannot be hacked.

I complete the wood wall, build a row of poisonous spikes around the fort, and cover the whole thing with a metal wall that is a foot thick, backed by concrete AND hardwood, and resists any weapon including the atom bomb.  The door can only be opened from the inside, and it is not visible from the outside, as well as being seamless so no radiation leaks in.

WOOT!

By the way, I have a slightly irrelevant question...what does the 'z' in 'lolz' stand for?

Last edited by SmartIrishKid (2009-04-21 21:09:45)

I don't think it means anything. I guess it's fun to lolz. laughing out loud zebras

ive seen lulz too.

I haz zee lizard! I sall tik it and poot it een yo... pocket.

I haz zee pistol, and I sall tik it and soot keikij wiz ole zee ahmo

I throw 99999999999999999 Hammers at SIK, knocking him out for 50 posts.