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waveOSBeta · 2012-02-01 15:28:19

This batch file.... well... look at the code for yourself.

20GOTO10.bat

Code:

@echo off
start 20GOTO10.bat
:10
echo GIMMEADOLLAR
start 20GOTO10.bat
:20
echo NEVERRRRRRRR
goto 10

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOST DATA OR MENTAL SCARRING.

First person to see what this is and say it gets an e-cookie. big_smile

Last edited by waveOSBeta (2012-02-01 15:29:02)

Magnie · 2012-02-01 15:32:56

It's an infinite program, it'll run forever and probably eventually crash your computer.

infinite.bat

Code:

:10
start infinite.bat
goto 10

It'll just keep starting a new program indefinitely.

waveOSBeta · 2012-02-01 15:36:18

Magnie wrote:
It's an infinite program, it'll run forever and probably eventually crash your computer.

infinite.bat
Code:
:10
start infinite.bat
goto 10
It'll just keep starting a new program indefinitely.

yikes

Simplified! xD

And, it did crash my comp. I made an antidote, though. tongue

Antidote.bat

Code:

@echo off
ren 20GOTO10.bat 314GOTO42.bat
timeout /t 2 /NOBREAK
ren 314GOTO42.bat 20GOTO10.bat

poopo · 2012-02-01 15:54:24

What is the point of this?

fire219 · 2012-02-01 16:39:06

poopo wrote:
What is the point of this?

It is a "fork bomb" (A program that keeps opening itself). If you open it, it will open itself, again and again, and the copies of itself open itself too, and so on. It will eventually crash the computer it is run on.

rabbit1131 · 2012-02-01 16:47:38

For the noobs sake...
Post a warning in the OP

waveOSBeta · 2012-02-01 16:55:42

rabbit1131 wrote:
For the noobs sake...
Post a warning in the OP

I did! XD

poopo · 2012-02-01 17:01:11

Why not just write a real virus. tongue

fire219 · 2012-02-01 17:10:36

poopo wrote:
Why not just write a real virus.

A fork bomb takes only a few lines of code in the programming language of your choice. A virus (that steals stuff) is a little harder, and take a little more time and code (except for the SQL Slammer, which was basically an DoS attack that doesn't take a botnet).

poopo · 2012-02-01 17:12:02

fire219 wrote:
poopo wrote:
Why not just write a real virus.
A fork bomb takes only a few lines of code in the programming language of your choice. A virus (that steals stuff) is a little harder, and take a little more time and code (except for the SQL Slammer, which was basically an DoS attack that doesn't take a botnet).

What about DEL.
You could just delete startup files.

fire219 · 2012-02-01 17:18:33

poopo wrote:
fire219 wrote:
poopo wrote:
Why not just write a real virus.
A fork bomb takes only a few lines of code in the programming language of your choice. A virus (that steals stuff) is a little harder, and take a little more time and code (except for the SQL Slammer, which was basically an DoS attack that doesn't take a botnet).
What about DEL.
You could just delete startup files.

Viruses are meant to steal passwords, or other stuff. Deleting system32 or anything else doesn't help you do that. That is, unless, the point of the virus is to bring down corporate networks (the point of the SQL Slammer). In that case, then there is no point to do much more than "DEL C:/Windows/System32". tongue

poopo · 2012-02-01 17:29:55

fire219 wrote:
poopo wrote:
fire219 wrote:

A fork bomb takes only a few lines of code in the programming language of your choice. A virus (that steals stuff) is a little harder, and take a little more time and code (except for the SQL Slammer, which was basically an DoS attack that doesn't take a botnet).
What about DEL.
You could just delete startup files.
Viruses are meant to steal passwords, or other stuff. Deleting system32 or anything else doesn't help you do that. That is, unless, the point of the virus is to bring down corporate networks (the point of the SQL Slammer). In that case, then there is no point to do much more than "DEL C:/Windows/System32".

Oh I guess I wasn't clear what a virus was. smile

schnrfl · 2012-02-01 22:46:33

once again
i present to you
the DOUBLE MOBIUS REACHAROUND VIRUS

bifurcate THIS[THIS, THIS];
import universe U1;
import universe U2;

~ATH(U1) {

~ATH(!U2) {

} EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS){}EXECUTE(NULL));

} EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS){}EXECUTE(NULL));

[THIS, THIS].DIE();

and all the fancy coloring blah blah

Last edited by schnrfl (2012-02-01 22:46:43)

jji7skyIine · 2012-02-02 00:33:32

Me? I have a mac cool

nathanprocks · 2012-02-02 00:48:00

just do this lol:

Code:

:start
cmd
goto start

make sure you have saved your work otherwise your computer will run out of memory and crash... if you want to make it better, change "cmd" to "start NameOfThisFile.bat"....
even better, if your an administrator, you can put it in other peoples startup folder or make it run when they click something like Internet Explorer (or any other browser) or their Email client.

Magmawulf · 2012-02-02 00:55:51

jji7skyIine wrote:
Me? I have a mac

Don't worry - that's easily fixed!

jji7skyIine · 2012-02-02 01:04:13

Magmawulf wrote:
jji7skyIine wrote:
Me? I have a mac
Don't worry - that's easily fixed!

Yes, it's easier to fix than a Win wink

trinary · 2012-02-02 01:07:58

Code:

@echo off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * How are you?
msg * I'm great, thanks.
msg * I think I know who you are.
msg * What? Oh, of course.
msg * :D
msg * TROLOLOLOL
msg * Don't be mean!
msg * LOL
msg * Yes, I know
msg * Hello
msg * Don't you like me?
msg * :)
msg * Hi!!!!
msg * Hey, stop ignoring me!
msg * OK, by now this is ridiculous.
GOTO BEGIN
@echo on

SO annoying. tongue

nathanprocks · 2012-02-02 01:11:21

trinary wrote:

Code:

@echo off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * How are you?
msg * I'm great, thanks.
msg * I think I know who you are.
msg * What? Oh, of course.
msg * :D
msg * TROLOLOLOL
msg * Don't be mean!
msg * LOL
msg * Yes, I know
msg * Hello
msg * Don't you like me?
msg * :)
msg * Hi!!!!
msg * Hey, stop ignoring me!
msg * OK, by now this is ridiculous.
GOTO BEGIN
@echo on

SO annoying. tongue

lol msg isn't in windows 7 i don't think... although there are alternatives that allow text input and stuff... also i think ubuntu and some other linux os have something like that in shell scripts.

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Re: Making a batch file.

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Re: Making a batch file.

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Re: Making a batch file.

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Re: Making a batch file.

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#10 2012-02-01 17:12:02

Re: Making a batch file.

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Re: Making a batch file.

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#12 2012-02-01 17:29:55

Re: Making a batch file.

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#13 2012-02-01 22:46:33

Re: Making a batch file.

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Re: Making a batch file.

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Re: Making a batch file.

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Re: Making a batch file.

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