Scratch
archived forums
#1 2011-12-30 16:01:23
- agscratcher
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-07-09
- Posts: 1000+
Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
Click for image
This is just ridiculous. It's that shape and still classified a "knife." Strange, I know.
The company that made this (Wenger) put every tool they've ever put in a Swiss Army knife into this.
Discuss this and other Swiss Army knives.
Offline
#3 2011-12-30 16:03:08
- RedRocker227
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-26
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
Freakish wrote:
I have no words to describe this amazingness.
Knifes aren't amazing.
They're scary.
Why
Offline
#5 2011-12-30 16:04:10
- 16Skittles
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-08-26
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
It would take less space/be more portable if it was just all of those separate tools in a backpack. 
Offline
#7 2011-12-30 16:04:40
- Laternenpfahl
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-24
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
Nail clip xD
Offline
#8 2011-12-30 16:05:41
- RedRocker227
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-26
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
Imagine trying to hide that in your shoe! 
Why
Offline
#10 2011-12-30 16:08:58
#11 2011-12-30 16:21:27
- SpaceManMike
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2008-02-09
- Posts: 100+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
agscratcher wrote:
Click for image
This is just ridiculous. It's that shape and still classified a "knife." Strange, I know.
The company that made this (Wenger) put every tool they've ever put in a Swiss Army knife into this.
Discuss this and other Swiss Army knives.
Offline
#13 2011-12-30 16:31:53
- The_Dancing_Donut
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-08-03
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
How exactly would you use it?
'Yo punk, I'ma kill you!'
'Hang on *pulls out giant army knifey thing* just gotta find the stabby blade thing.'
'...'
Offending strangers since 2010.
Offline
#14 2011-12-30 16:34:24
- Blackdog100
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-06-17
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
How exactly would you use it?
'Yo punk, I'ma kill you!'
'Hang on *pulls out giant army knifey thing* just gotta find the stabby blade thing.'
'...'
LOL XD
On a side note, way too big. So big it's stupid :U
Offline
#15 2011-12-30 16:41:35
- nightmarescratcher
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-10
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
Offline
#16 2011-12-30 16:42:19
- RedRocker227
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-26
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
How exactly would you use it?
'Yo punk, I'ma kill you!'
'Hang on *pulls out giant army knifey thing* just gotta find the stabby blade thing.'
'...'
That just made my day!
Why
Offline
#17 2011-12-30 16:43:58
- PlutoIsHades
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-10-18
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
How exactly would you use it?
'Yo punk, I'ma kill you!'
'Hang on *pulls out giant army knifey thing* just gotta find the stabby blade thing.'
'...'
Minecraft, Redwall, and Cyberchase fan, and PROUD.
Offline
#18 2011-12-30 16:49:31
- The_Dancing_Donut
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-08-03
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
:') I made a funny XD
Sorry. XD
But seriously, that's how it would happen!
'I've got a gun and you're going down, kid! *pulls out gun* SEE?!'
'Well I have PORTABLE NAIL CLIPPERS...- uh, I mean a KNIFE! *pulls out knifey thing* HOHOHO!!'
'...um. Okay.' *shuffles away awkwardly*
You wouldn't even need to stab with it to scare people off. ^^ I want one. o:
Offending strangers since 2010.
Offline
#19 2011-12-30 16:55:34
- PlutoIsHades
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-10-18
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Biggest Swiss Army Knife on Record
Advertiser: You can use it for anything: the wrench for twisting things open, the magnifying glass to look at tiny things, the pliers for breaking things, and those two dozen knife blades for stabbing people! Yay!
Minecraft, Redwall, and Cyberchase fan, and PROUD.
Offline