Because it's nice and hot there.
Where is the Great Salt Desert?
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Inside the salt shaker you're holding.
Why am I not getting dizzy from watching the Yoda in your signature?
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Because Yoda you love of course.
How r u doing?
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I do NOT like Yoda.
Do I know the most common posters on this forum?
Me, SmartIrishKid
Xkhaoz
TheCatAndTheBanana
alexpja (formerly )
KingOfGames
BalletViolinist98
demosthenes
technoguyx
etc, etc...
Last edited by SmartIrishKid (2009-03-30 12:29:39)
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Because you don't own two dogs.
What is the answer to [(2^64)-1] ?
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...Hold on...plug it into my handy 5000 digit calculator...the answer is 18,446,744,073,709,551,615.
Who has ever tried that with an actual chessboard? Put 1 dollar on the first square, 2 on the second, 4 on the third, 8 on the fourth, and so on.
Last edited by SmartIrishKid (2009-04-02 21:16:44)
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Because you made a time pardox
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{question please}
Why am i posting now and can't answer a question because there was no questiion?
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Because you did
Why do ducks swim in fish tanks????
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what???
What is the square root of 15, divided by 5?
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Some number
Why does my toaster have a BagelSmart function when it is implied that toasters toast toast?
Last edited by cheddargirl (2009-04-05 04:49:02)
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Because the president declared that now all toasters toast bagels.
Why is the Scratch program I'm making taking so long to finish?
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because the scratch game you are making is taking so long to finish.
Why are apples purple?
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There's not.
Why is floatingmagictree a horse?
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floatingmagictree isn't a horse, but rather, the image of a running horse
Why are robins red and bluejays blue?
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Because he wanted to run fast... BUT HE CAN'T MOVE! (yes, another reference to his sig)
Why doesn't he move?
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Cos he ate to many cheeseburgers
Why do i have akeybaord to type?
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Because you should follow your dreams, not rest your hands on your keyboard all day.(another ref to my sig)
Knock Knock. Who's there?
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Because his role model is charlie the unicorn.
Why do I have to put up with all the whiny nerds on this forum?
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Because it's more fun to hang out with us whiny nerds.
Why are not all piggy banks shaped like pigs?
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