There's been a lot of clearly fictitious "crimes" reported here - which is very creative but not what the original poster was asking for. Please keep your posts on topic - thanks
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Someone attempted to rob my mam's car TWICE. The car self locked.
Someone attempted to assault my dad.
Someone DID assault me. Two years later, I punched him in the shoulder as revenge.
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nightmarescratcher wrote:
imnotbob wrote:
imnotbob wrote:
I have been the victim of a hate crime and (I don't know if this counts) but I have been involved in a bank robbery.
How 'bout you?I could explain...
There was a part about the robbery I didn't know if I should mention on here...Explain please. You can leave things out, it's okay.
OK
Note: I may mess up some quotes. I'll use a *** for my name, too
Flippin' Haters
"Y'all, remember, this is a study period for exams. If you don't want to study, do something else QUIETLY." my band teacher said.
"Hey, ***, wanna study with us?" this group of 6th graders that I thought hated my guts said as they approached me.
"Um, sure!" I said, somewhat unsure. I pulled up some chairs (6 or 7, including one for myself) and sat. We got out our review packets for Mrs. K's English exam.
"So, a little birdie told me you're lesbian-leaning, ***," one of the girls said.
"Er, yeah." I said, blushing a bit. The girls all laughed and leaned in. They started taunting me.
"You know how entirely wrong that is?" one said.
"I'm SO telling everybody," another girl said as she whipped out her rhinestone-studded phone.
"Stop!" I quietly said. They didn't stop though; they had made a circle around me and called other people. Luckily, my friends weren't involved.
Some started hitting me, encouraging others. One hit me directly in the eye a few times. Others stood around and screamed in shouted. The ones who were protesting against it were kicked out, sometimes attacked themselves.
My best friend, along with a few others, who was not attacked, went to my teacher's office.
"STOP!" He yelled, not too close to the crowd. They didn't stop. He got closer. "STOP OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!" they instantly stopped and ran off. I struggled to stand, and people around me helped.
"***? You OK?" The friend who told my teacher said, with a severe look in her eyes.
"I'll go check on the other girls." my teacher said.
I blacked out for a small moment there. Later, I heard sirens coming. Police talked to me, my friends, and my teacher. Paramedics looked at my body.
I owe my friend my eternal gratitude <3
I couldn't take my exam D:
EDIT: Forgot to mention that I did leave a bit of somewhat inappropriate stuff off
Also, do you want the robbery story?
Last edited by imnotbob (2011-12-24 11:17:38)
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The bureau has been after me for years.
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someone stole the pie I brought for school^^
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No. But someone who obviously didnt really think about what day they were going to try and steal cars, tried to on the very day it had snowed.
When I woke up in the morning I saw loads of footprints leading to the doors of peoples cars.. xp
My friends car was un locked so whoever he/she was they got in and stole loads of change from it and messed around with the wires..
Somehow they fixed the broken light on their car lol xp
Last edited by Berry122 (2011-12-24 12:54:14)
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I've been mugged before. Not fun, like at all.
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poopo wrote:
Once I stole a penny from the ground. D: True story.
I want mai penny back! D:<
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nightmarescratcher wrote:
poopo wrote:
Once I stole a penny from the ground. D: True story.
I want mai penny back! D:<
I wrote my story.
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It's freaky....
I was the victim of a crime so serious... I'm still scarred from it.
I'll put it in transparent so it's optional it's so serious.
Two minutes ago I was eating a peanut butter cookie. MATHWIZZ TOOK IT! HE. TOOK. THE. COOKIE. HATE CRIME. And then... A CRUMB GOT IT MY EYE!
It still hurts to this day...
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rabbit1131 wrote:
It's freaky....
I was the victim of a crime so serious... I'm still scarred from it.
I'll put it in transparent so it's optional it's so serious.
Two minutes ago I was eating a peanut butter cookie. MATHWIZZ TOOK IT! HE. TOOK. THE. COOKIE. HATE CRIME. And then... A CRUMB GOT IT MY EYE!
It still hurts to this day...
For those too lazy to switch to IE he said:
Two minutes ago I was eating a peanut butter cookie. MATHWIZZ TOOK IT! HE. TOOK. THE. COOKIE. HATE CRIME. And then... A CRUMB GOT IT MY EYE!
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imnotbob wrote:
nightmarescratcher wrote:
poopo wrote:
Once I stole a penny from the ground. D: True story.
I want mai penny back! D:<
I wrote my story.
Whut?
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nightmarescratcher wrote:
rabbit1131 wrote:
It's freaky....
I was the victim of a crime so serious... I'm still scarred from it.
I'll put it in transparent so it's optional it's so serious.
Two minutes ago I was eating a peanut butter cookie. MATHWIZZ TOOK IT! HE. TOOK. THE. COOKIE. HATE CRIME. And then... A CRUMB GOT IT MY EYE!
It still hurts to this day...For those too lazy to switch to IE he said:
Code:
Two minutes ago I was eating a peanut butter cookie. MATHWIZZ TOOK IT! HE. TOOK. THE. COOKIE. HATE CRIME. And then... A CRUMB GOT IT MY EYE!
And yet nobody cares that I was mugged.
D: MY FEELINGS ARE HURT GUYS
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nightmarescratcher wrote:
rabbit1131 wrote:
It's freaky....
I was the victim of a crime so serious... I'm still scarred from it.
I'll put it in transparent so it's optional it's so serious.
Two minutes ago I was eating a peanut butter cookie. MATHWIZZ TOOK IT! HE. TOOK. THE. COOKIE. HATE CRIME. And then... A CRUMB GOT IT MY EYE!
It still hurts to this day...For those too lazy to switch to IE he said:
Code:
Two minutes ago I was eating a peanut butter cookie. MATHWIZZ TOOK IT! HE. TOOK. THE. COOKIE. HATE CRIME. And then... A CRUMB GOT IT MY EYE!
Or...
Just select the text.
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nightmarescratcher wrote:
imnotbob wrote:
nightmarescratcher wrote:
I want mai penny back! D:<I wrote my story.
Whut?
You wanted me to explain...
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CAN SOMEBODY CARE ABOUT ALT BEING MUGGED PLEASE
:C
I want attention now
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imnotbob wrote:
Flippin' Haters
"Y'all, remember, this is a study period for exams. If you don't want to study, do something else QUIETLY." my band teacher said.
"Hey, ***, wanna study with us?" this group of 6th graders that I thought hated my guts said as they approached me.
"Um, sure!" I said, somewhat unsure. I pulled up some chairs (6 or 7, including one for myself) and sat. We got out our review packets for Mrs. K's English exam.
"So, a little birdie told me you're lesbian-leaning, ***," one of the girls said.
"Er, yeah." I said, blushing a bit. The girls all laughed and leaned in. They started taunting me.
"You know how entirely wrong that is?" one said.
"I'm SO telling everybody," another girl said as she whipped out her rhinestone-studded phone.
"Stop!" I quietly said. They didn't stop though; they had made a circle around me and called other people. Luckily, my friends weren't involved.
Some started hitting me, encouraging others. One hit me directly in the eye a few times. Others stood around and screamed in shouted. The ones who were protesting against it were kicked out, sometimes attacked themselves.
My best friend, along with a few others, who was not attacked, went to my teacher's office.
"STOP!" He yelled, not too close to the crowd. They didn't stop. He got closer. "STOP OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!" they instantly stopped and ran off. I struggled to stand, and people around me helped.
"***? You OK?" The friend who told my teacher said, with a severe look in her eyes.
"I'll go check on the other girls." my teacher said.
I blacked out for a small moment there. Later, I heard sirens coming. Police talked to me, my friends, and my teacher. Paramedics looked at my body.I owe my friend my eternal gratitude <3
I couldn't take my exam D:
EDIT: Forgot to mention that I did leave a bit of somewhat inappropriate stuff off
Also, do you want the robbery story?
Aw, it's okay. Are you okay now?
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Alternatives wrote:
CAN SOMEBODY CARE ABOUT ALT BEING MUGGED PLEASE
:C
I want attention now
Are you okay? What happened?
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PlutoIsHades wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
CAN SOMEBODY CARE ABOUT ALT BEING MUGGED PLEASE
:C
I want attention nowAre you okay? What happened?
Yay attention :D
I was like 12 when I was attacked when walking back from school. I was hit against the back of my head with a wooden club and my schoolbag and phone was stolen D:
Dublin is dangerous man.
Last edited by Alternatives (2011-12-25 06:20:36)
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Alternatives wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
CAN SOMEBODY CARE ABOUT ALT BEING MUGGED PLEASE
:C
I want attention nowAre you okay? What happened?
Yay attention
I was like 12 when I was attacked when walking back from school. I was hit against the back of my head with a wooden club and my schoolbag and phone was stolen D:
Dublin is dangerous man.
Ouch.
Where did they get a wooden club? Did they make it themself? Anyway, sounds like it hurts.
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PlutoIsHades wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
Are you okay? What happened?Yay attention
I was like 12 when I was attacked when walking back from school. I was hit against the back of my head with a wooden club and my schoolbag and phone was stolen D:
Dublin is dangerous man.Ouch.
Where did they get a wooden club? Did they make it themself? Anyway, sounds like it hurts.
I dunno, I was walking and this random guy with a club hits me unconscious against the back of my head and steals everything except my clothes.
Massive concussion.
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Alternatives wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
Yay attention
I was like 12 when I was attacked when walking back from school. I was hit against the back of my head with a wooden club and my schoolbag and phone was stolen D:
Dublin is dangerous man.Ouch.
Where did they get a wooden club? Did they make it themself? Anyway, sounds like it hurts.I dunno, I was walking and this random guy with a club hits me unconscious against the back of my head and steals everything except my clothes.
Massive concussion.
Ouchies. How did your parents and teachers and friends react to that?
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PlutoIsHades wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
Ouch.
Where did they get a wooden club? Did they make it themself? Anyway, sounds like it hurts.I dunno, I was walking and this random guy with a club hits me unconscious against the back of my head and steals everything except my clothes.
Massive concussion.Ouchies. How did your parents and teachers and friends react to that?
I can't remember to good, it was almost two years ago but I was visited in the hospital a few times by friends.
And now my mum doesn't let me walk home from school anymore. She comes to pick me up now.
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