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Oh yeaaah the hate-crime from the LGBT thread.

Well, there were these teenagers who tried to steal our car at about two in the morning once. It was me who woke my parents up, who then called the police. I felt so honoured at preventing a crime XD

My French teacher from 4th grade assisted the thievery of a car.

In real life, I actually stole a pumpkin at Halloween time. 

I've been stabbed in the stomach before during a knife fight, I got him in the back after, worst pain I've ever been through.

WingsGames wrote:

Some dude smashed the back windshield of my dad's car while we were in the supermarket. They took my backpack, which had 3 subjects worth of notes in it, along with a macbook.

o.O

Let's see.
My dad's van was stolen, cutting off his primary source of income indefinitly (we now say permanantly but I have hope)
Thousands upon thousands of small crimes (things were stolen from us, we didn't steal)
A Playstation Vandalism
Someone cut all of the pages out of my copy of Deathly Hallows but I think that was a toddler so I don't count that
Someone stole a ton of PS2 games from me
A death threat or 6
An alleged tire slashing
A series of convenience store shopliftings
A series of Movie store shopliftings
My father was arrested twice, for nothing he did though

I can explain any of these if you want
that's about my life

Last edited by bananaman114 (2011-12-23 21:35:46)

bananaman114 wrote:

Let's see.
My dad's van was stolen, cutting off his primary source of income indefinitly (we now say permanantly but I have hope)
Thousands upon thousands of small crimes (things were stolen from us, we didn't steal)
A Playstation Vandalism
Someone cut all of the pages out of my copy of Deathly Hallows but I think that was a toddler so I don't count that
Someone stole a ton of PS2 games from me
A death threat or 6
An alleged tire slashing
A series of convenience store shopliftings
A series of Movie store shopliftings
My father was arrested twice, for nothing he did though

I can explain any of these if you want
that's about my life

Death threats, please.

bananaman114 wrote:

Let's see.
My dad's van was stolen, cutting off his primary source of income indefinitly (we now say permanantly but I have hope)
Thousands upon thousands of small crimes (things were stolen from us, we didn't steal)
A Playstation Vandalism
Someone cut all of the pages out of my copy of Deathly Hallows but I think that was a toddler so I don't count that
Someone stole a ton of PS2 games from me
A death threat or 6
An alleged tire slashing
A series of convenience store shopliftings
A series of Movie store shopliftings
My father was arrested twice, for nothing he did though

I can explain any of these if you want
that's about my life

Shoplifting, please.

bananaman114 wrote:

nightmarescratcher wrote:

bananaman114 wrote:

Let's see.
My dad's van was stolen, cutting off his primary source of income indefinitly (we now say permanantly but I have hope)
Thousands upon thousands of small crimes (things were stolen from us, we didn't steal)
A Playstation Vandalism
Someone cut all of the pages out of my copy of Deathly Hallows but I think that was a toddler so I don't count that
Someone stole a ton of PS2 games from me
A death threat or 6
An alleged tire slashing
A series of convenience store shopliftings
A series of Movie store shopliftings
My father was arrested twice, for nothing he did though

I can explain any of these if you want
that's about my life

Shoplifting, please.

Which one? O_o
I'll explain all of them
Ok so
It's a long story, but I'll abridge it as much as possible
My dad had this friend
and this friend had a daughter, a niece and a grandson
Now, this friend of my dad's died
and so these relatives of his, became short of provisions
their lives went to the dogs
they started doing drugs, and the like
They started relying on my dad to feed them
but then they started getting money from the government in an attempt to clean up the streets
so my dad started giving them less and less
so they started stealing more and more

now
The PS2 games were a part of that, but it was also by a boy who I thought was my friend. Yeah right.
So
this one affects me in the strangest way possible, and thusly I am a victim of it.
See, when these people were robbing my dad, he became short of provisions as well
so he ended up shoplifting a couple times
he was detained for a night and won't do it again
but he also got banned from the store so now I have to shop there for him
and no I do NOT shoplift if that's what you're thinking

The movie store shopliftings
now this is going to be hard to describe how I was a victim
because I wasn't
but I wanted to put it down anyway

my dad used to babysit (hense the destroyed book)
and so sometimes, the woman who we babysat for couldn't pay
so she gave us a movie
little did we know that these movies had been stolen
so we turned her in
she reformed
and yeah
but she found a new babysitter
and so we lost another source of income

woah

imnotbob wrote:

imnotbob wrote:

I have been the victim of a hate crime and (I don't know if this counts) but I have been involved in a bank robbery.

How 'bout you?

I could explain...
There was a part about the robbery I didn't know if I should mention on here...

Explain please. You can leave things out, it's okay.

puppetadventurer wrote:

Well, once Veggie* wouldn't let me use the tablet** ;_______;

*I'm capitalizing your name 
**But then he did like thirty seconds after 

That's not a crime