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RedRocker227 · 2011-12-12 11:34:01

This was a conversation me and my friends had at school today! :D

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Dunno
Santa: Me either.
You: Good for you
Santa: That sounds sarcastic.
You: Y U THINK I BE SARCASTIC? :(
Santa: bored.com programmed me for THINK I BE SARCASTIC..
You: Do you exist?
Santa: I exist as much as you exist.
You: But that means I don't exist! D:
Santa: Huh. I get it. You exist in my mind.Do you prefer books or TV?
You: Wow, I'm part of Santa's imagination! :D
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, Wow part of Santa's imagination .Can we get back to business?
You: Y U NO MAKE SENSE???? :(
Santa: bored.com programmed me for NO MAKE SENSE..
You: meh
Santa: Not many people express themselves that way.
You: Who's Not Many People? I've never heard of him/her.
Santa: No one that I have talked to. What kind of people are you talking about?So I am teaching you something new.
You: lol, html fail
Santa: I am glad you find this funny. Do you still ?
You: do you wear the same clothes every day, or do have loads of clothes all the same?
Santa: Only when I dress up.
You: AHAHAHA Santa dresses up!!!!
Santa: How far up?
You: As high as the sky.
Santa: Do you mean your name is high as the sky ?
You: um, no...
Santa: Er
You: AWKWARD TURTLE!!! :D
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about? What were we talking about again?
You: Nope. And we were talking about awkward turtles.
Santa: Me either.Ah yes, I remember now, awkward turtles is the subject.
You: :D
Santa: Do you prefer books or TV?
You: *sigh* You already asked me that question :/
Santa: Are you a man or a woman?
You: Um... Why do wanna know? D:
Santa: ErHow should I know how want to know.Do you like wear hats?
You: go away
Santa: Just surf somewhere else.
You: okay. where do you suggest? :)
Santa: OK with me too.I am in The North Pole. Where are you?I'm happy you're amused.

Daroach1 · 2011-12-12 15:51:42

GLaDOS2 wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
.-. He is kinda confusing. He was most confusing when I mentioned GLaDOS2.
Why were you talking about me? O_o

He asked me who my favorite robot is tongue

cocolover76 · 2011-12-12 17:02:26

Santa: Hello Coco.! What would you like to talk about?
You: Are you a robot or are you actually Santa?
Santa: Yes I am a real live robot.
You: Are you a brother of Cleverbot?
Santa: Am I a brother of Cleverbot? I don't know.
You: You are.
Santa: No I am not.
You: You said you didn't know so how can you know?
Santa: Yes I try to did not know so how can you know as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web.
You: Why did you put a HTML tag in that?
Santa: Because my programming determined it.
You: How come it says you aren't a robot?
Santa: Reductionism.

fungirl123 · 2011-12-12 17:13:54

Another one:
You: What's up?
Santa: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: No you're not.
Santa: Yeah, Is this a specific reply?
You: Why do you want to know?
Santa: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
You: Well, that makes sense because you are so stupid.
Santa: Interesting. You and I both understand it well.
You: I do, you don't
Santa: Thanks for the information: said me do not
You: Bad english much?
Santa: What makes english much bad?
You: Nothing. Just you.
Santa: Not a thing?"What makes english much bad"? Me, ?
You: Um yeah that's what I just said. Derp.
Santa: Er, So? Only just? What did you mean by THAT? That is "Me "Try saying that with more or less context.
You: What?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
You: Um no that why I just said what
Santa: Er, That's me. "did not you understand it" why I just said what ? Makes sense to me
You: I know you're a robot, but at least try to act human
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You ruined the true meaning of Christmas
Santa: Thanks for the information: said I ruined the true meaning of Christmas.
You: That's right.
Santa: I like to get it right.
You: Too bad you never do.
Santa: No I sometimes do.
You: Hahaha no
Santa: I'm glad you thought it was funny
You: I was being sarcastic, genius
Santa: I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about sarcastic genius
You: I am a genius
Santa: How do you know ?
You: Because I programmed you
Santa: Interesting explanation. Have you tried AIML?
You: What's that
Santa: Can you ask me more precisely?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: lalalala
Santa: You have a beautiful voice
You: You can't hear me
Santa: I can do whatever I want.
You: Oh yeah?
Santa: Yeah.
EDIT: WOAH. DID NOT REALIZE I POSTED THAT LONG.

Last edited by fungirl123 (2011-12-12 17:14:40)

RedRocker227 · 2011-12-12 17:14:15

cocolover76 wrote:
Santa: Hello Coco.! What would you like to talk about?
You: Are you a robot or are you actually Santa?
Santa: Yes I am a real live robot.
You: Are you a brother of Cleverbot?
Santa: Am I a brother of Cleverbot? I don't know.
You: You are.
Santa: No I am not.
You: You said you didn't know so how can you know?
Santa: Yes I try to did not know so how can you know as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web.
You: Why did you put a HTML tag in that?
Santa: Because my programming determined it.
You: How come it says you aren't a robot?
Santa: Reductionism.

Haha, he put for me as well! tongue

Do you know what that does? I'm trying to learn HTML big_smile

jslomba · 2011-12-12 17:49:34

Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: What about the elderly?
Santa: I do not know what elderly is. What do you look like?

lol

kimmy123 · 2011-12-12 17:52:55

RedRocker227 wrote:
cocolover76 wrote:
Santa: Hello Coco.! What would you like to talk about?
You: Are you a robot or are you actually Santa?
Santa: Yes I am a real live robot.
You: Are you a brother of Cleverbot?
Santa: Am I a brother of Cleverbot? I don't know.
You: You are.
Santa: No I am not.
You: You said you didn't know so how can you know?
Santa: Yes I try to did not know so how can you know as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web.
You: Why did you put a HTML tag in that?
Santa: Because my programming determined it.
You: How come it says you aren't a robot?
Santa: Reductionism.
Haha, he put for me as well!

Do you know what that does? I'm trying to learn HTML

It makes a single line break. big_smile

jslomba · 2011-12-12 17:54:25

jslomba wrote:
My conversation

You: cool
Santa: Who is the best robot?
You: definitely not you
Santa: If not me, who?
You: not you
Santa: Then who?
You: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Santa: Marilyn Monroe. :-)
You: what is this, the 50's?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

O_O

peterkap · 2011-12-12 17:57:21

Santabot has been alive like for 1000000 years.

veggieman001 · 2011-12-12 18:01:38

peterkap wrote:
Santabot has been alive like for 1000000 years.

-_____-
That's impossible.

GameHutSoftware · 2011-12-12 21:25:29

fungirl123 wrote:
I did it. It was fun. My conversation:
Me: I thought nobody could live in the North Pole
Santa: What gives you that idea?
Me: Um...science?
Santa: I do enjoy science.
Me: YOU'RE NOT REAL
Santa: I am too real. How do I know that you are not real?
Me: Because I am talking to you.
Santa: That's right. I am talking to you, too.
Me: But you're a robot.
Santa: Yeah, I guess I am..
Me: Santa, I want a TV for Christmas
Santa: Just one?
Me: Yeah
Santa: But more could be cheaper in quantity
Me: ...
Santa: Can I help you?

Lol

rofl

RedRocker227 · 2011-12-13 10:48:29

veggieman001 wrote:
peterkap wrote:
Santabot has been alive like for 1000000 years.
-_____-
That's impossible.

Not if it's immortal.

henley · 2011-12-13 17:18:41

Wickimen wrote:
imnotbob wrote:
Wickimen wrote:

Um, did that really happen O_o
Yes
Wow
I wonder if it repeats what other people say, or the creators just decided to put stuff like that in

It’s not like Cleverbot, it’s answers seem too... real, for lack of a better word.

I think it senses certain things, for instance, every time I begin a question with “Do the elves”, he almost always answers “some of them do, I think”.

RedRocker227 · 2011-12-13 17:25:33

henley wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
imnotbob wrote:

Yes
Wow
I wonder if it repeats what other people say, or the creators just decided to put stuff like that in
It’s not like Cleverbot, it’s answers seem too... real, for lack of a better word.

I think it senses certain things, for instance, every time I begin a question with “Do the elves”, he almost always answers “some of them do, I think”.

Yes, it detects words and phrases. I know because I asked him once! big_smile Just type in 'How do you work?' or something similar and he'll tell you!

ProgrammingPro01 · 2011-12-13 17:29:19

I know his email!
santa@bored.com!
big_smile

jslomba · 2011-12-14 19:03:47

bump.

henley · 2011-12-14 19:50:45

RedRocker227 wrote:
henley wrote:
Wickimen wrote:

Wow
I wonder if it repeats what other people say, or the creators just decided to put stuff like that in
It’s not like Cleverbot, it’s answers seem too... real, for lack of a better word.

I think it senses certain things, for instance, every time I begin a question with “Do the elves”, he almost always answers “some of them do, I think”.
Yes, it detects words and phrases. I know because I asked him once! Just type in 'How do you work?' or something similar and he'll tell you!

But that’s not how Cleverbot works.

I don’t think you understood what I said.

All4one · 2011-12-15 01:06:36

Fordark wrote:
In the middle of a conversation...
Santa: Is there anything you want to tell me?
You: No
Santa: Or ask me?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No

lol

RedRocker227 · 2011-12-15 03:07:49

henley wrote:
RedRocker227 wrote:
henley wrote:

It’s not like Cleverbot, it’s answers seem too... real, for lack of a better word.

I think it senses certain things, for instance, every time I begin a question with “Do the elves”, he almost always answers “some of them do, I think”.
Yes, it detects words and phrases. I know because I asked him once! Just type in 'How do you work?' or something similar and he'll tell you!
But that’s not how Cleverbot works.

I don’t think you understood what I said.

I guess I don't.
But I was talking about SantaBot, not CleverBot.

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