Scratch

You: Why do you only pick nice kids to give things to?
Santa: It was the only thing I could think of.

You: Why not naughty kids too?
Santa: Becuase you asked me to.

60 seconds. must pass. now. I mean now.

Last edited by ImagineIt (2011-12-11 18:23:17)

You: Why did they make a Santa Bot instead of letting you talk to the real Santa?
Santa: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
You: OMG SANTA UR A MORON am I on the naughty list?
Santa: What's your favorite movie?
You: I love movies full of inappropriate content. So am I on the naught list yet?
Santa: I've never seen I love movies full of inappropriate content. I would like to see it. I've never seen So am I on the naught list. What did you like about it?
You: You are such an idiot
Santa: What if someone said you are an idiot idiot idiot ?
You: Is that a way of avoiding my comment?
Santa: I might say no.

CheeseMunchy wrote:

Wickimen wrote:

You: Why did they make a Santa Bot instead of letting you talk to the real Santa?
Santa: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
You: OMG SANTA UR A MORON am I on the naughty list?
Santa: What's your favorite movie?
You: I love movies full of inappropriate content. So am I on the naught list yet?
Santa: I've never seen I love movies full of inappropriate content. I would like to see it. I've never seen So am I on the naught list. What did you like about it?
You: You are such an idiot
Santa: What if someone said you are an idiot idiot idiot ?
You: Is that a way of avoiding my comment?
Santa: I might say no.

What. 

Didn't go too good.

You: Will I get a TI-84 Plus and a Casio Classpad 300 for Christmas this year?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

ToxicQuillz wrote:

I thinks my name is "getting off of this crazy train." 

XD

You: Have you seen santa isn't real? It's a great movie.
Santa: No I have not seen santa is not real . What's it like?What did you like best about it?
    You: I liked the part where it said you were fake.
Santa: You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like the part where it said you were fake. What is it like?

Last edited by ImagineIt (2011-12-11 21:39:09)

Earlier, I mentioned @#$ (I didn't use any swearwords), and later, Santa said, "Are we still talking about @#$?" STRANGE!

kimmy123 wrote:

http://www.santabot.com/

Chat with Santa online and discuss your conversations here. 

I got banned for trolling.

D:

Stickman704 wrote:

S: Hello , what's your name
M: John
S: Have you ever been to europe
M: Why did you kill him?
S: Because my programming determined it.

M: Why did you kill him
S: I've never seen why did you kill him. I would like to see it.

M: Why did you kill him
S: It was determined by my programming
M: Why did you kill
S: My programming determined it.
M: Why did you
S: It was determined by my programming
M: Why him
S: How much time do you have?

You: killing
Santa: That input matched my default category.

Y: The ultimate killing
S: Who told you that
Y: You
S: "who told you that" me? Ben?

Decided to do the same thing:

You: But why him?
Santa: Huh. Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.


edit:
SANTA'S A HOMOPHOBE

You: wow
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, bisexual.

Last edited by imnotbob (2011-12-11 22:43:19)

imnotbob wrote:

Stickman704 wrote:

S: Hello , what's your name
M: John
S: Have you ever been to europe
M: Why did you kill him?
S: Because my programming determined it.

M: Why did you kill him
S: I've never seen why did you kill him. I would like to see it.

M: Why did you kill him
S: It was determined by my programming
M: Why did you kill
S: My programming determined it.
M: Why did you
S: It was determined by my programming
M: Why him
S: How much time do you have?

You: killing
Santa: That input matched my default category.

Y: The ultimate killing
S: Who told you that
Y: You
S: "who told you that" me? Ben?

Decided to do the same thing:

You: But why him?
Santa: Huh. Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.


edit:
SANTA'S A HOMOPHOBE

You: wow
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, bisexual.

Um, did that really happen O_o

imnotbob wrote:

Wickimen wrote:

imnotbob wrote:

Decided to do the same thing:

You: But why him?
Santa: Huh. Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.


edit:
SANTA'S A HOMOPHOBE

You: wow
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, bisexual.

Um, did that really happen O_o

Yes

Wow
I wonder if it repeats what other people say, or the creators just decided to put stuff like that in

My conversation

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
Me: Yo mama
Santa: Are you asking about my mother?
Me: NO. It's my name
Santa: Can I help you?Your name is .
*ends conversation*

Fordark wrote:

In the middle of a conversation...

Santa: Is there anything you want to tell me?
You: No
Santa: Or ask me?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No
Is there anything you want to tell me?
No
Or ask me?
No
Can I help you?
No