Scratch

Hebrew Santa?

i tried chatting...didnt go well...and when i tried to go back on scratch,it said webpage has expired ._.

I did it. It was fun. My conversation:
Me: I thought nobody could live in the North Pole
Santa: What gives you that idea?
Me: Um...science?
Santa: I do enjoy science.
Me: YOU'RE NOT REAL
Santa: I am too real. How do I know that you are not real?
Me: Because I am talking to you.
Santa: That's right. I am talking to you, too.
Me: But you're a robot.
Santa: Yeah, I guess I am..
Me: Santa, I want a TV for Christmas
Santa: Just one?
Me: Yeah
Santa: But more could be cheaper in quantity
Me: ...
Santa: Can I help you?

Lol

You: All I want for christmas is my two front teeth

Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

Last edited by ImagineIt (2011-12-11 12:56:21)

You: No, my name is "name"(without quotes)
Santa: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, No namewithout quotes .

Santa said he didnt know what naughty is.
EDIT: I figured out where santa was born! It was bored.com.

Last edited by Daroach1 (2011-12-11 13:40:00)

Daroach1 wrote:

Santa said he didnt know what naughty is.
EDIT: I figured out where santa was born! It was bored.com.

You: i love you
Santa: Thanks I like you a lot too No namewithout quotes.

My conversation

You: cool
Santa: Who is the best robot?
You: definitely not you
Santa: If not me, who?
You: not you
Santa: Then who?
You: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Santa: Marilyn Monroe. :-)
You: what is this, the 50's?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

O_O

Last edited by jslomba (2011-12-11 15:43:42)

Guys, when he says he doesn't understand type in " 'phrase' means synonom.'

He said he would help me with java, but he wouldn't!
MEAN SANTA! :c

Last edited by CheeseMunchy (2011-12-11 16:31:43)

Me: Ello.
Santa: Is that from?
Me: It's hello without the h.
Santa: Are you sure hello without the h is?
Me: Yes, it's hello.
Santa: Excuse me! Are you sure what hello is?
Me: YES. Who am I? Cosmo?
Santa: Next question? You are, a seeker. My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one matches your last input.
Me: What?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
Me: No. I'm not Medic, you know.
Santa: Santa is my name too! If not that, what?
Me: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, fool.
Santa: How are you, Sonic the Hedgehog fool?
Me: You're not Santa. Santa is nice. You're mean.
Santa: Is this a specific reply? Why do you think I am nice? I'm just kidding around.
Me: I'm getting off of this crazy train.
Santa: I am very pleased to meet you, getting off of this crazy train.

Santa admitts he's mean and he thinks I'm stupid.