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#1 2011-11-29 20:50:35
Another Failure For Me.
Our P.E class was doing this stupid jump-roping thing today, and this girl I like (don't think I need to give any names.) was in my class. The coach said to keep jumping rope until we messed up and had to sit down. Eventually, the only people left were me, her, and this one other girl. We were on opposite sides of the room, so I tried to get to her, but the only way to do It while jumping was to skip. So I skipped like a gay young lad in her direction but fell on my face. She looked over at me and said "huh?" caught off guard, then fell over too.
So, I ended up making the girl I like fall on her face and lose a jump roping competition. How fail is that?
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#3 2011-11-29 21:04:37
- bananaman114
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
good job.
the sun still shines
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#4 2011-11-29 21:22:56
- nightmarescratcher
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That is a colossal failure.
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#5 2011-11-29 21:58:21
Re: Another Failure For Me.
nightmarescratcher wrote:
That is a colossal failure.
I know...
this is why i don't have a girlfriend.
I have so many stories like this...
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#6 2011-11-29 22:03:45
- agscratcher
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
A bit derp.
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#7 2011-11-30 00:37:01
- my-chemical-romance
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
Say you felt sorry for the floor because everyone was jumping on it, so you decided to give it a hug.
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#8 2011-11-30 00:38:24
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
my-chemical-romance wrote:
Say you felt sorry for the floor because everyone was jumping on it, so you decided to give it a hug.
Witty responses are best. Humourous ones are second best 
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
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#9 2011-11-30 00:40:27
Re: Another Failure For Me.
jji7skyline wrote:
my-chemical-romance wrote:
Say you felt sorry for the floor because everyone was jumping on it, so you decided to give it a hug.
Witty responses are best. Humourous ones are second best
Lol!
Smooth 
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#10 2011-11-30 00:43:11
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
jji7skyline wrote:
my-chemical-romance wrote:
Say you felt sorry for the floor because everyone was jumping on it, so you decided to give it a hug.
Witty responses are best. Humourous ones are second best
Being funny to a girl will make her like you more than being smart, annoyingly for me I've devoted most of my life to being knowledgable in most subjects and most my humor is based of my knowledge.
Making girls happy when they're sad makes them like you a lot, cheering people up gives you an image that you're going to help people out in hard times.
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#11 2011-11-30 00:44:28
Re: Another Failure For Me.
my-chemical-romance wrote:
jji7skyline wrote:
my-chemical-romance wrote:
Say you felt sorry for the floor because everyone was jumping on it, so you decided to give it a hug.
Witty responses are best. Humourous ones are second best
Being funny to a girl will make her like you more than being smart, annoyingly for me I've devoted most of my life to being knowledgable in most subjects and most my humor is based of my knowledge.
Making girls happy when they're sad makes them like you a lot, cheering people up gives you an image that you're going to help people out in hard times.
And not dating girls when you are this young makes everything much better.
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#12 2011-11-30 00:48:17
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
JJROCKER wrote:
my-chemical-romance wrote:
jji7skyline wrote:
Witty responses are best. Humourous ones are second bestBeing funny to a girl will make her like you more than being smart, annoyingly for me I've devoted most of my life to being knowledgable in most subjects and most my humor is based of my knowledge.
Making girls happy when they're sad makes them like you a lot, cheering people up gives you an image that you're going to help people out in hard times.And not dating girls when you are this young makes everything much better.
Age means nothing, maybe a lack of funds to do anything good, but if you have no funds then you just go to the park or something. At a young age they're not going to plan out their whole lives, it's just a bit of fun with someone they really like, I'm still friends with all my ex-girlfriends from year 6, because back then it was just some fun.
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#13 2011-11-30 00:49:51
Re: Another Failure For Me.
my-chemical-romance wrote:
JJROCKER wrote:
my-chemical-romance wrote:
Being funny to a girl will make her like you more than being smart, annoyingly for me I've devoted most of my life to being knowledgable in most subjects and most my humor is based of my knowledge.
Making girls happy when they're sad makes them like you a lot, cheering people up gives you an image that you're going to help people out in hard times.And not dating girls when you are this young makes everything much better.
Age means nothing, maybe a lack of funds to do anything good, but if you have no funds then you just go to the park or something. At a young age they're not going to plan out their whole lives, it's just a bit of fun with someone they really like, I'm still friends with all my ex-girlfriends from year 6, because back then it was just some fun.
Yeah, but it usually messes up your life... like grades and stuff like that. And you pay less attention to friends, family, people. And you start crying and getting all upset when you break up after a few days. Yeah...
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#14 2011-11-30 00:53:26
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
Contrary to popular belief, crying doesn't f- er... mess up anything.
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#16 2011-11-30 00:59:01
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
JJROCKER wrote:
veggieman001 wrote:
Contrary to popular belief, crying doesn't f- er... mess up anything.
No, because then they cry so much, they forget their names.
I've done that. I still can't remember mine.
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#17 2011-11-30 01:00:12
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veggieman001 wrote:
JJROCKER wrote:
veggieman001 wrote:
Contrary to popular belief, crying doesn't f- er... mess up anything.
No, because then they cry so much, they forget their names.
I've done that. I still can't remember mine.
That's always a problem.
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#18 2011-11-30 01:02:29
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
JJROCKER wrote:
my-chemical-romance wrote:
JJROCKER wrote:
And not dating girls when you are this young makes everything much better.Age means nothing, maybe a lack of funds to do anything good, but if you have no funds then you just go to the park or something. At a young age they're not going to plan out their whole lives, it's just a bit of fun with someone they really like, I'm still friends with all my ex-girlfriends from year 6, because back then it was just some fun.
Yeah, but it usually messes up your life... like grades and stuff like that. And you pay less attention to friends, family, people. And you start crying and getting all upset when you break up after a few days. Yeah...
Are things that different in the US? Nobody here gets emotional over breakups until their teen years and onwards. Add that onto the list of thing which the US do which England doesn't:
Adds tax on at the till.
Gets emotional over breakups around 8.
Has fire hydrants.
Has pictures of lost people on milk cartons.
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#20 2011-11-30 01:04:09
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
JJROCKER wrote:
veggieman001 wrote:
JJROCKER wrote:
No, because then they cry so much, they forget their names.
I've done that. I still can't remember mine.
That's always a problem.
Not really. I can get by without it.
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#21 2011-11-30 01:06:52
Re: Another Failure For Me.
my-chemical-romance wrote:
JJROCKER wrote:
my-chemical-romance wrote:
Age means nothing, maybe a lack of funds to do anything good, but if you have no funds then you just go to the park or something. At a young age they're not going to plan out their whole lives, it's just a bit of fun with someone they really like, I'm still friends with all my ex-girlfriends from year 6, because back then it was just some fun.Yeah, but it usually messes up your life... like grades and stuff like that. And you pay less attention to friends, family, people. And you start crying and getting all upset when you break up after a few days. Yeah...
Are things that different in the US? Nobody here gets emotional over breakups until their teen years and onwards. Add that onto the list of thing which the US do which England doesn't:
Adds tax on at the till.
Gets emotional over breakups around 8.
Has fire hydrants.
Has pictures of lost people on milk cartons.
There is lots of hate between the US and England.
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#22 2011-11-30 01:13:44
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Re: Another Failure For Me.
JJROCKER wrote:
my-chemical-romance wrote:
JJROCKER wrote:
Yeah, but it usually messes up your life... like grades and stuff like that. And you pay less attention to friends, family, people. And you start crying and getting all upset when you break up after a few days. Yeah...Are things that different in the US? Nobody here gets emotional over breakups until their teen years and onwards. Add that onto the list of thing which the US do which England doesn't:
Adds tax on at the till.
Gets emotional over breakups around 8.
Has fire hydrants.
Has pictures of lost people on milk cartons.There is lots of hate between the US and England.
They're almost like seperate planets in terms of laws etc.
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#23 2011-11-30 01:21:59
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Anyway, humour is definitely a big part of attracting a girl.
Making a girl laugh will definitely make her like you more.
Unfortunately, the girl I like has started ignoring me from the fails that I have performed in front of her. I gotta get my dignity back first.
Hai.
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#24 2011-11-30 06:13:06
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Aww, that is bad.Funny for us though! :P
If it makes it slightly better though, I fall over in front of people loads too. :D
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#25 2011-11-30 08:17:32
Re: Another Failure For Me.
my-chemical-romance wrote:
Say you felt sorry for the floor because everyone was jumping on it, so you decided to give it a hug.
Lol that would be awesome. I might try that.
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