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Blackdog100 · 2011-11-28 14:25:17

Can Some people get? A 13 year old vampire obsessed, "Goffic" girl managed to write a Harry Potter fanfiction. She appears to be obsessed with cursing, Twilight and Gerard Way (FOR GOODNESS SAKE GIRL, HE'S MARRIED. HE'S NOT GONNA DATE YOU OR ANYTHING. Pfft. I had to say that xD) meanwhile "Loopin", "Snap", "Snaketail", "Vampire", Draco (OMGSH SHE SPELT SOMETHING RIGHT!!!!) and "Hairgrid" are all in love with the main character, who is satanist.

Please discuss other stories you have read that are epic failures.

Btw the story in question is entitled "My Immortal". She mentions who sings that song in the first line >.>

maxskywalker · 2011-11-28 14:32:34

Remind me not to read that. And does she realize that Lupin, Snape, and Wormtail all died?

Blackdog100 · 2011-11-28 14:45:42

maxskywalker wrote:
Remind me not to read that. And does she realize that Lupin, Snape, and Wormtail all died?

This was all before DH. My English teacher would be having nightmares if she taught her. And my Religion teacher too. Don't worry, I won't!

I'm still I'm denial about Lupin and Tonks dying. I'm always asking myself "What if they survived?" or "What if Tonks survived?" because it wouldn't have been any easier for Teddy, growing up seeing his mother depressed always, and never seeing her morph or smile. TTT.TTT *sniffle*

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jfmlove6 · 2011-11-28 18:26:32

LOL. It's hilarious.

agscratcher · 2011-11-28 19:10:53

This stuff is gold for trolling purposes.

Oh, and for dramatic reading.

Wickimen · 2011-11-28 19:14:50

That sounds amazing! Can you link it? I want to read it so bad no I don't. Why are you highlighting my posts, stalker? Leeeave.

Earthboundjeff · 2011-11-28 19:16:01

Any fanfic ever. But, don't you think this thread is kind of offensive to the person who wrote it?

ToxicQuillz · 2011-11-28 19:19:26

My Immortal's so bad it's hilarious.

There's even a song that makes fun of it.

Earthboundjeff · 2011-11-28 19:24:07

Fanfics are always funny. For the wrong reasons. XD
Don't get me started on shipping. We'll be here all decade, and that's just Pokemon pairings.

Wickimen · 2011-11-28 19:24:59

I looked it up to make fun of it...
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Blackdog100 · 2011-11-29 12:10:50

Earthboundjeff wrote:
Any fanfic ever. But, don't you think this thread is kind of offensive to the person who wrote it?

Not that I honestly care, I can only call rubbish rubbish, and thats what it is. Honestly, a 13 year old should have better spelling. Or at LEAST use flipping spellcheck >.< I can't stand bad grammar, unless you are young. But grammar tends to make you older, and that is a good thing, right? Also, did you know, using proper grammar online will mean you WON'T keep using text talk in essays. I know someone who, when they got their phone, constantly used "u" instead of you, and "y" instead of why, and so on.

777w · 2011-11-29 12:12:30

i cant read fanfics
makes me feel weird inside

VanillaCreme · 2011-11-29 12:13:47

777w wrote:
i cant read fanfics
makes me feel weird inside

Same here

VanillaCreme · 2011-11-29 12:14:48

The book everybody poops is the most worst fail of them all XD Yes, its a kids book LOL

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Alternatives · 2011-11-29 12:15:49

Fanfics always suck, but especially Harry Potter ones. I think its because they can't live up to the exceedingly amazing story that is the Harry Potter Series.

777w · 2011-11-29 12:16:31

VanillaCreme wrote:
The book everybody poops is the most epicest fail of them all XD

囧 oh the terror

VanillaCreme · 2011-11-29 12:17:29

777w wrote:
VanillaCreme wrote:
The book everybody poops is the most epicest fail of them all XD
囧 oh the terror

oops typo XD

777w · 2011-11-29 12:18:36

VanillaCreme wrote:
777w wrote:
VanillaCreme wrote:
The book everybody poops is the most epicest fail of them all XD
囧 oh the terror
oops typo XD

no way
this is simply pure irony
in a thread that talks about the problem of bad grammar
you post this
no
freakin
way

VanillaCreme · 2011-11-29 12:21:15

777w wrote:
VanillaCreme wrote:
777w wrote:

囧 oh the terror
oops typo XD
no way
this is simply pure irony
in a thread that talks about the problem of bad grammar
you post this
no
freakin
way

-_- now you are just being snappy -_-

777w · 2011-11-29 12:27:52

VanillaCreme wrote:
777w wrote:
VanillaCreme wrote:
oops typo XD
no way
this is simply pure irony
in a thread that talks about the problem of bad grammar
you post this
no
freakin
way
-_- now you are just being snappy -_-

snap snap

Blackdog100 · 2011-11-29 13:06:37

777w wrote:
VanillaCreme wrote:
777w wrote:

囧 oh the terror
oops typo XD
no way
this is simply pure irony
in a thread that talks about the problem of bad grammar
you post this
no
freakin
way

Lol in my old school one guy couldn't pronounce "pronunciation". XD

777w · 2011-11-29 13:08:10

Blackdog100 wrote:
777w wrote:
VanillaCreme wrote:

oops typo XD
no way
this is simply pure irony
in a thread that talks about the problem of bad grammar
you post this
no
freakin
way
Lol in my old school one guy couldn't pronounce "pronunciation". XD

i may just have to cry

Alternatives · 2011-11-29 13:10:31

Alternatives wrote:
Fanfics always suck, but especially Harry Potter ones. I think its because they can't live up to the exceedingly amazing story that is the Harry Potter Series.

Also, who's Vampire?

Blackdog100 · 2011-11-29 13:20:58

Alternatives wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
Fanfics always suck, but especially Harry Potter ones. I think its because they can't live up to the exceedingly amazing story that is the Harry Potter Series.
Also, who's Vampire?

Get ready to snort. Or laugh maybe. Harry Potter. Yes you heard me cx

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