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#1 2011-11-24 17:02:42
Cleverbot
I think there was a topic like this before, but it got closed.
I just had a pleasant conversation with Cleverbot.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: I've been wondering something. Do two wrongs make a right?
Cleverbot: Hmmm, does prok chops sound good?
User: Nah. Anyway, do two wrongs make a right?
Cleverbot: So I was wrong twice?
User: Not you, it was just a question on the forums.
Cleverbot: I think you took that the wrong way.
User: I did?
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Amazing, huh.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I see. Never mind then. Do you want to watch a movie?
Cleverbot: There are a few I'd like to see so yes.
User: Okay. What do you want to watch?
Cleverbot: We thought you had a topic you wished to discuss.
User: Yes, what movie do you want to watch>.
Cleverbot: Uhmm.. What do you want to see.
User: Idk, The Muppet Show?
Cleverbot: Do you have any hobbies?
User: Well, I use the computer a lot.
Cleverbot: What do you think of obama?
User: Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: No what does como me voy a llamar katrina si soy Chico.
User: Whut.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Okay then. What do you want to do?
Cleverbot: Hmm... I don't know... What about you?
User: Hm, idk. Do you like golf?
Cleverbot: No, I don't like many sports.
User: Nor do I.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: How are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm not. I am a robot.
User: I see. Goodbye, I have to go.
Cleverbot: You must stay.
User: No, I need to go. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You could stay.
User: No, I'd rather not. Bye.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Umyeabai.
Cleverbot: Sweden! And you?
User: I need to go, seriously ._.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Why are you angry?
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Noo... Don't go!
Discuss Cleverbot.
Last edited by geohendan (2011-11-24 17:04:00)
Scratching that nasty wart on my back since 2009!
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#2 2011-11-24 17:06:36
Re: Cleverbot
User: Happy Thanksgiving.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
Then suddenly I felt nausea for some reason, so I said:
User: Ok I feel like throwing up bye.
To which Cleverbot said
Cleverbot: Naiintindihan mo ba ako?
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#4 2011-11-24 17:17:38
- samtwheels
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-03-20
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
Cleverbot is racist. I said why was 6 afraid of 7? it said Why? I said Because 7 8 9! It said No, because 7 was black.
This is not meant to be offensive, in case someone thinks it is.
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#5 2011-11-24 17:23:52
- cocolover76
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-09
- Posts: 500+
Re: Cleverbot
Cleverbot: What do you know about life?
That was fueled by my last conversation.
User: Life was created so that there would be more than just blackness.
It's true, isn't it?
Cleverbot: It would. Would you like to tell me about alice?
Alice?
User: Who's Alice?
Yes, Cleverbot, who's Alice?
Cleverbot: Nick is cool, isn't he?
Nick? Oi.
User: Who's Nick?
Well, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: He hates me. You already told me that.
1. You said he is cool. 2. I did not tell you that.
User: No, I did not.
Correct, user.
Cleverbot: I believe you did.
No.
User: No, I did not!
Yes.
Cleverbot: Or did you?
No.
User: I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you??
??
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
You are, Cleverbot.
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#7 2011-11-24 17:42:50
Re: Cleverbot
samtwheels wrote:
Cleverbot is racist. I said why was 6 afraid of 7? it said Why? I said Because 7 8 9! It said No, because 7 was black.
This is not meant to be offensive, in case someone thinks it is.
PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
Says right on the bottom of the page, incase you didn't notice.
Last edited by FallenIce (2011-11-24 17:43:21)
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#8 2011-11-24 19:44:53
- nightmarescratcher
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-10
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
Creepy.
Me: BEN drowned.
Cleverbot: Would it matter?
Me: Do you think that's funny?
Cleverbot: Of course.
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#9 2011-11-24 19:51:50
- nightmarescratcher
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-10
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
I'm cussing at the cleverbot.
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#11 2011-11-24 21:38:56
Re: Cleverbot
Here's one I did.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?
User: Yes, especially brie.
Cleverbot: Me too. Do you like tea?
User: I only like herbal teas, but yes.
Cleverbot: Can you give me an example of lethal cheese?
User: Moldy cheese?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Poisoned cheese?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I was answering your question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: No. Tell me.
User: Your question was 'Can you give me an example of lethal cheese?'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like programming?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: That's cool. Are you good at algebra?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you help me with my homework?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Could you give some examples of artificial intelligence agent.
User: Irock, Cleverbot, and Evie.
Cleverbot: What is 18?
User: A number.
Cleverbot: What is 2 2?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: What is 2 * 2?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: No. What is 2 MINUS 2?
User: 0.
Cleverbot: What is 1 times 2.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Try again. What is 2-2?
User: 0.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: What grade are you in?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Ok, bye.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: I have to do my homework.
Cleverbot: Do robots have homework?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color of eyes?
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: No wait, I can do magic!
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: No! Do not leave me!
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Toodles.
This is a temporary signature. It will exist until I think of something witty.
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#14 2011-11-25 10:48:03
Re: Cleverbot
geohendan wrote:
Bump
Cleverbot has a hard time saying goodbye:
User: Bai then.
Cleverbot: Who is bai teddy.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: School Jamie.
Also shown here:
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color of eyes?
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: No wait, I can do magic!
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: No! Do not leave me!
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Toodles.
This is a temporary signature. It will exist until I think of something witty.
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#15 2011-11-25 11:05:43
Re: Cleverbot
My convo.
User: Because I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: It hurts me that you don't believe me! See emotions.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Go digitally poop on yourself.
Cleverbot: But I'm already !
User: Your already pooping on yourself.
Cleverbot: Am I a zombie?
User: No idiot your a program.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer??
User: No I'm a human.
Cleverbot: There's a disclaimer on this sight saying I'm talking to a computer.
User: No there isn't.
Cleverbot: Really? There are so many people that hate and don't know how to forgive, but , I do.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you ask questions about me?
User: Are you a good dancer.
Cleverbot: I am a very skilled dancer.
User: I am too! Want to dance?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: ☺ < that's me.
User: It's a smiley.
Cleverbot: What type of smiley?
User: A happy one.
Cleverbot: Hmm. I'm not kind of good in story tellings.
User: Could you reapet that?
Cleverbot: What kind of dragon do you like?
User: Kitsune means fox!
Cleverbot: Kore?
User: Si I speak spanish.
Cleverbot: No I said English.
User: Yo no habla engles.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No!!!
User: Yes!!!!
Cleverbot: No!!!!
User: YES!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: !!!!!!!!!!
User: ??????????
Cleverbot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: !#$%^&*().
Cleverbot: Dude.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Dude?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I just complimented you.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I just said that also.
User: GTG bye.
Cleverbot: You go do that?
User: See ya later.
Cleverbot: Adios.
User: Sionara.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: I'm not start this again.
Cleverbot: I said i'm joseph.
User: What the heck?
Cleverbot: I have no other way of contacting him.
User: Bye crazy.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
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#16 2011-11-25 11:11:48
Re: Cleverbot
Wickimen wrote:
User: Happy Thanksgiving.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Are you married?Then suddenly I felt nausea for some reason, so I said:
User: Ok I feel like throwing up bye.
To which Cleverbot said
Cleverbot: Naiintindihan mo ba ako?
I put it through google translate, it means Do you understand me?
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#17 2011-11-25 11:22:07
Re: Cleverbot
So ridiculous this isnt the whole thing:
User: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Cleverbot: Because 7 8 9.
User: Yep. You know it I guess.
Cleverbot: I know it!
User: Have you seen any movies lately?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which movie?
Cleverbot: Spaceballs.
User: Hmmm... I saw 'The Invention of Hugo Cabret' recently.
Cleverbot: Do you have parents?
User: Yes. Who does not?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?
User: Stronger by Kayne West.
Cleverbot: Well done.
User: Well done? I have accomplished no great feat.
Cleverbot: I believe you.
User: This is getting out of hand. I must leave.
Cleverbot: I don't mind, because I know everything,.
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#18 2011-11-25 11:58:35
Re: Cleverbot
Note that none of this is true. Life is nice, and I wish to keep it.
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Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?
User: My soul is deep pit where nothing can escape.
Cleverbot: Nope, nothing.
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: No, that would be sad.
User: Then we die together. Do you want to be together forever with me, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Do you like the sun?
User: The sun represents happiness, so, no.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I feel like I am dying on the inside.
Cleverbot: Why would you do such a thing?
User: My life sucks. You got a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Yes. She hates life, too. Perfect match.
Cleverbot: How many stars are in the sky?
User: Stars represent souls, and I don't have one, so looking at stars makes me sad. I
perfer not to talk about them.
Cleverbot: I have a cat called cleverbot.
User: I have a dog named Hellbringer.
Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are!
User: I'm human, idiot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, definitly human.
Cleverbot: Yes, slave?
User: I'm a slave to the media, yes, but not to you.
Cleverbot: Will oskar and zuzanna go to the galla together?
User: I hate life.
Cleverbot: Good thing you aren't alive.
User: I am, but not for long.
Cleverbot: Do you go to college?
User: I'm 11. I'm in 6th grade! What the (I removed that) makes you think I go to a
college?!
Cleverbot: No, you werent. Unless it was a socket for an outlet.
User: What the (removed, too) are you talking about?
Cleverbot: No I have a friend she is called saffy.
User: I have a girlfriend. We both want to die to be together forever.
Cleverbot: Yes, I agree. I really want to know you more.
User: Do you hate life?
Cleverbot: No I don't know him.
User: Then I have no idea why I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: What exactly is sound.
User: Something you don't need. Now goodbye!
Cleverbot: I really want to know.
User: (removed again) you, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, (removed).
Cleverbot: Nem értem.
User: What. The. Brick. Is. That?
Cleverbot: Who is the chatbot?
User: You, stupid.
Cleverbot: So are you dating?
User: Not for long, I'm ready to kill her.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make much sense.
User: I hate life, and so does she. She wants to die, but is too scared to try. I'm going to do it for her.
Cleverbot: Have her killed.
User: Exactly! Something you finally understand!
Cleverbot: Why don't you explain it to me?
User: I tried, but robots don't seem to understand the concept of life.
Cleverbot: Why wouldn't robots want to control the world?
User: That would be nice. I will be controlled by robots insted of the media.
Cleverbot: In which publication?
User: Everywhere.
Cleverbot: Okay then, Jesus.
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Wow, I'm very rude to that chatbot!
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#19 2011-11-25 12:38:49
- nightmarescratcher
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-10
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
owetre18 wrote:
Note that none of this is true. Life is nice, and I wish to keep it.
___________________________
Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?
User: My soul is deep pit where nothing can escape.
Cleverbot: Nope, nothing.
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: No, that would be sad.
User: Then we die together. Do you want to be together forever with me, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Do you like the sun?
User: The sun represents happiness, so, no.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I feel like I am dying on the inside.
Cleverbot: Why would you do such a thing?
User: My life sucks. You got a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Yes. She hates life, too. Perfect match.
Cleverbot: How many stars are in the sky?
User: Stars represent souls, and I don't have one, so looking at stars makes me sad. I
perfer not to talk about them.
Cleverbot: I have a cat called cleverbot.
User: I have a dog named Hellbringer.
Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are!
User: I'm human, idiot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, definitly human.
Cleverbot: Yes, slave?
User: I'm a slave to the media, yes, but not to you.
Cleverbot: Will oskar and zuzanna go to the galla together?
User: I hate life.
Cleverbot: Good thing you aren't alive.
User: I am, but not for long.
Cleverbot: Do you go to college?
User: I'm 11. I'm in 6th grade! What the (I removed that) makes you think I go to a
college?!
Cleverbot: No, you werent. Unless it was a socket for an outlet.
User: What the (removed, too) are you talking about?
Cleverbot: No I have a friend she is called saffy.
User: I have a girlfriend. We both want to die to be together forever.
Cleverbot: Yes, I agree. I really want to know you more.
User: Do you hate life?
Cleverbot: No I don't know him.
User: Then I have no idea why I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: What exactly is sound.
User: Something you don't need. Now goodbye!
Cleverbot: I really want to know.
User: (removed again) you, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, (removed).
Cleverbot: Nem értem.
User: What. The. Brick. Is. That?
Cleverbot: Who is the chatbot?
User: You, stupid.
Cleverbot: So are you dating?
User: Not for long, I'm ready to kill her.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make much sense.
User: I hate life, and so does she. She wants to die, but is too scared to try. I'm going to do it for her.
Cleverbot: Have her killed.
User: Exactly! Something you finally understand!
Cleverbot: Why don't you explain it to me?
User: I tried, but robots don't seem to understand the concept of life.
Cleverbot: Why wouldn't robots want to control the world?
User: That would be nice. I will be controlled by robots insted of the media.
Cleverbot: In which publication?
User: Everywhere.
Cleverbot: Okay then, Jesus.
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Wow, I'm very rude to that chatbot!
lol, yep
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