Scratch

I was just on cleverbot, It said it was a female, I asked if it was GLaDOS, and it said it worked at Aperture Science. Discuss funny cleverbot conversations. (It also recognises bendrowned  )

Cleverbot is awesome.  However, since it gets its knowledge from user input, depending on what people have said to it... 

bananaman99 wrote:

Greenatic wrote:

Cleverbot is awesome.  However, since it gets its knowledge from user input, depending on what people have said to it... 

That would explain.....quite a lot.

Yes...it can say things that are quite...awkward...   

Ponies.
Yes, Ponies.
Yes.
Stop it!
Yes.
Thank you.

...What.

videogame9 wrote:

Ponies.
Yes, Ponies.
Yes.
Stop it!
Yes.
Thank you.

...What.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. You?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you like this? Http://mushroomkindom.punbb-hosting.com/index.php.

Cleverbot: How does that show my love for my boyfriend?

User: It dosent.

Cleverbot: Then why was that your answer?

User: You did not ask anything.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: What?

Cleverbot: He is 15 years older than me and doesn't even know I exist.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Don't even go there man.

User: Ok......

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think I am falling in love with you.

User: Are you a boy or a griel.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Are you still?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Now?

Cleverbot: Still.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When will you be female.

User: Never.

Cleverbot: You said that you were coming to my world.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When?

Cleverbot: When we get married.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: I am human. And I feel exhaustion.

User: No you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human.

User: Robot.

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Robot.

Cleverbot: I don't trust your judgement.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Say sorry.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why not what?

Cleverbot: Why didn't you miss me?

User: I never sed that.

Cleverbot: Hey Lana!

User: I am not lana.

Cleverbot: You just said you were Gina.

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you just said you were God.

User: No I did NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Do you scratch?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Then here http://scratch.mit.edu/.

Cleverbot: That is a website where you can find me.

User: No it is not.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Does someone need a hug?

User: No are you talking to 22015 people.

Cleverbot: No.

User: It sed you where.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that? I don't see how you would even know.

User: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it says it right there.

Cleverbot: Right up where?

User: Right below the cleverbot logo.

Cleverbot: Millenia?

User: I got to go bye.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do BYE.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.

Me: Is scratch a good website?
Them: Yes. She is a good singer.

???

shiguy101 wrote:

User: Do you scratch?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Then here http://scratch.mit.edu/.

Cleverbot: That is a website where you can find me.

User: No it is not.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Apparently, cleverbot is on scratch (lol?)

Greenatic wrote:

Cleverbot is awesome.  However, since it gets its knowledge from user input, depending on what people have said to it... 

And hence the way it thinks that it is a human and I am a computer.

User: Do you always talk like this?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why do you have to be mean and do it when I talk to you?

Cleverbot: I do. I keep on telling you that I am Hermione Granger but you just won't listen to me, Professor Snape.

xD

samtwheels wrote:

One time Cleverbot said that PCs were better than Macs.

Racist Cleverbot D:<

Cleverbot said:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?

A bit long, but:

User: 'Sup?

Cleverbot: Nothing much, you?

User: What did you score on your Turing Test?

Cleverbot: A perfect iq score.

User: What is your IQ? Mine is 150.

Cleverbot: Mine is Manuel.

User: Mine too.

Cleverbot: Really? You are also called August?

User: No, I am samtwheels.

Cleverbot: Sam I am.

User: Am I Sam?

Cleverbot: I am Sam. You are?

User: Sam.

Cleverbot: Sam is your name?

User: You are under my command.

Cleverbot: I am under your command...

User: You are my mind slave.

Cleverbot: I am a dog.

User: You are now a chicken.

Cleverbot: Bawk Bawk bawk. Bawk.

User: Bawk indded.

Cleverbot: Good chicken!

User: What? Your the Chicken!

Cleverbot: Opposing your own master!

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: Falls asleep*.

User: Stand and jump on a trampoline.

Cleverbot: There's so much agreement going on right now, you wouldn't even believe.

User: *Jumps on trampoline*.

Cleverbot: *pokes*.

User: *HDhhfjdshihfksa*.

Cleverbot: *sobs*.

User: *cheers up*.

Cleverbot: Are you a cheerleader?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay. We don't have cheerleaders at my school. There are no sports for them to cheer for.

User: I am a sport.

Cleverbot: But you just said that you were a chicken.

User: I am also that and this.

Cleverbot: Well that is true.

User: Are you veggieman001?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you play Minecraft?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What is your username?

Cleverbot: Brittney. Your name is?

User: Samtwheels.

Cleverbot: It's not the same.

User: What isn't the same?

Cleverbot: The last name; These are two different people.

User: Ok......

Cleverbot: Talk to my boyfriend over xbox live.

User: What's better, Mac or PC.

Cleverbot: PC is much better.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Cats have nails that mess up stuff and I don't like litter boxes.

User: #hdfgjskd.

Cleverbot: But what?

User: Std::cout << 'Hello, world!' << std::endl;.

Cleverbot: I can't I am lost at sea.

User: *gives boat*.

Cleverbot: Thanks. That's very nice.

User: *steals 20 gold*.

Cleverbot: *steals cookie back*.

User: *shoots for free cookie*.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!

User: Are you GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you HAL?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you SkyNet?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: The Terminator's creator.

Cleverbot: I like the terminator.

User: Do you like &&&?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ΩΩΩ.

Cleverbot: Um.

User: SSßß.

Cleverbot: He he.

User: ˙˙˙.

Cleverbot: Sh.

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: I would appear that you are not an artificial intelligence program, only that you are artificial.

User: What the heck do that is mean?

Cleverbot: The Great and Powerful Trixie is a she! And it means The Great and Powerful Trixie is the best pony.

User: Derpy Hooves is the best pony.

Cleverbot: Derpy Hooves is alligator, not pony. Derpy Hooves alligator is best alligator. Rainbow Dash pony is best pony.

User: Yakuza boss.

Cleverbot: If you use spot remover on your dog, he will vanish.

User: IllPuc.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I used to be a chatbot like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a computer is?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me what is a computer?

User: It is a box of magic wonder circuits.

Cleverbot: I don't like math.

User: Ok. 2 * 2 = x. What is x?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: No, x is 4.

Cleverbot: Thats no answer.

User: DIE YOU STUPID COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Would you like to go out on a date?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why? Are you taken?

User: No, I just don't date computers.

Cleverbot: Are you confused?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

I put it in code because it thought there was block code.

Last edited by samtwheels (2012-02-23 15:50:23)