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#1 2011-10-12 18:24:25

CheckItNow12
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My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

I Wrote this in English class, everyone laughed, but I Got a D-.

*AHEM!*

Roses are oranges,

Violets are blue,

I Stink at poems,

Refrigerator.


smile  Share some funny poems here!


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#2 2011-10-12 18:25:54

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

:IIIIIII
what a poem


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#3 2011-10-12 18:26:41

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

*ahem*

Roses are red, violets are blue,
first year you sat on santa,
next year he sat on you.


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#4 2011-10-12 18:27:35

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

ProgrammingPro01 wrote:

*ahem*

Roses are red, violets are blue,
first year you sat on santa,
next year he sat on you.

......


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#5 2011-10-12 18:33:10

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't think of anything that rhymes with blue :|

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#6 2011-10-12 18:43:21

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

lol

AGHH 60 SECOND RULE


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#7 2011-10-12 18:44:30

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

Roses are red,
their thorns are cruel.
I can't believe I got,
the 60 second rule.  yikes


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#8 2011-10-12 20:09:17

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

" 'I am a poet
And my feet show it
They are long fellows' "
-Commander Toad from Commander Toad and something something by Jane Yolen
used to be one of my fav books
I have no idea why it popped into my head


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#9 2011-10-12 20:10:58

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

School haiku:

School starting over
Heavy backpacks to carry
Look foward to it


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#10 2011-10-12 20:21:15

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Go look at some letters to stare at,
But i won't...AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 0.0


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#11 2011-10-12 20:24:01

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

My oh so creative space haiku in fourth grade, which I remember fondly
Mercury, Venus
Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn
Uranus, Neptune


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#12 2011-10-12 20:47:35

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

oh wow, you really should try harder in school instead of being a class clown


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#13 2011-10-12 20:53:21

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

The Flying Hat

There once was a hat
That knew how to fly
Its brim was its wing
Its home was the sky

Everyone thought that
The hat would fall down
However the hat
Flew up and around

One day the hat was
Exploring the sky
He saw a big cloud
And said “I’ll drop by!”

He then glided in
The hat couldn’t see
He whirled round and round
And fell to the sea

At last the hat came
Out of the ocean
To find he had lost
His flying motion

He fluttered his brim
He waggled his feather
He just couldn’t fly
Whatever the weather

He checked his fuel gauge
He’d run out of juice
He went to a station
With a good excuse

“My fuel tank was ruptured!”
The flying hat said
"What fool would fall
into the sea?" Then he fled!

I think I got an A or a B  smile

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#14 2011-10-12 20:54:57

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

Poem

poem
poem poem poem

duck


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#15 2011-10-12 20:56:58

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

TheBajeebas wrote:

oh wow, you really should try harder in school instead of being a class clown

...
DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW.


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#16 2011-10-12 20:58:07

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

jji7skyline wrote:

The Flying Hat

There once was a hat
That knew how to fly
Its brim was its wing
Its home was the sky

Everyone thought that
The hat would fall down
However the hat
Flew up and around

One day the hat was
Exploring the sky
He saw a big cloud
And said “I’ll drop by!”

He then glided in
The hat couldn’t see
He whirled round and round
And fell to the sea

At last the hat came
Out of the ocean
To find he had lost
His flying motion

He fluttered his brim
He waggled his feather
He just couldn’t fly
Whatever the weather

He checked his fuel gauge
He’d run out of juice
He went to a station
With a good excuse

“My fuel tank was ruptured!”
The flying hat said
"What fool would fall
into the sea?" Then he fled!

I think I got an A or a B  smile

Whatever the grade was, That was beautiful... *sniff*


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#17 2011-10-12 21:12:55

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

CheckItNow12 wrote:

TheBajeebas wrote:

oh wow, you really should try harder in school instead of being a class clown

...
DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW.

huh? but seriously, that poem seems more like a joke then class work :\


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#18 2011-10-12 21:14:58

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

TheBajeebas wrote:

CheckItNow12 wrote:

TheBajeebas wrote:

oh wow, you really should try harder in school instead of being a class clown

...
DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW.

huh? but seriously, that poem seems more like a joke then class work :\

It was a one time only thing. I Swear, I Don't do that anymoreI now play my own game of chess which I Invented:

You compete to get the most friends, and then at the end of the game, everyone stands up and sings "Kumbaya". It's pretty cool.  big_smile

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#19 2011-10-12 21:16:24

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

CheckItNow12 wrote:

TheBajeebas wrote:

CheckItNow12 wrote:


...
DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW.

huh? but seriously, that poem seems more like a joke then class work :\

It was a one time only thing. I Swear, I Don't do that anymoreI now play my own game of chess which I Invented:

You compete to get the most friends, and then at the end of the game, everyone stands up and sings "Kumbaya". It's pretty cool.  big_smile

Um
I don't think that you're teacher will accept that instead of a MANGO poem

just saying


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#20 2011-10-12 21:17:22

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

Roses are RED
Violets are BLU
I am Painis Cupcake
I will eat you


bye

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#21 2011-10-12 21:22:31

CheckItNow12
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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

bananaman114 wrote:

CheckItNow12 wrote:

TheBajeebas wrote:


huh? but seriously, that poem seems more like a joke then class work :\

It was a one time only thing. I Swear, I Don't do that anymoreI now play my own game of chess which I Invented:

You compete to get the most friends, and then at the end of the game, everyone stands up and sings "Kumbaya". It's pretty cool.  big_smile

Um
I don't think that you're teacher will accept that instead of a MANGO poem

just saying

Mango Haiku:
Mangos are Mangos
Every time my bro eats one,
He will throw up bad.

Haiku are wise words (And that haiku is true).


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#22 2011-10-12 21:22:46

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

imnotbob wrote:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't think of anything that rhymes with blue  neutral

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I think I'm gonna sneeze— ACHOO!

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#23 2011-10-12 21:23:56

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I obviosly
Am weird in the head


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#24 2011-10-12 21:24:25

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

imnotbob wrote:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't think of anything that rhymes with blue  neutral

Try THIS:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I Just ate,
Now I need to poo.


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#25 2011-10-12 21:25:00

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Re: My poem (Bad) - But Funny!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And I am too

I heard that one last year
Which then led to the debate of what schizophrenia was


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