To become a geek take the following steps:
1. Learn C and C++
2. Start contributing to Linux
3. Start fiddling with windows and it's various important files
4. Set up a web server
5. Read all the books on programming and pc's you can
6. Collect a HUGE amount of old pc parts.
7. Keep a Zx Spectrum to show off to ur friends
And that is my guide to become a pc geek!

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ob6160 wrote:
3. Start fiddling with windows and it's various important files
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And while you're at it, listen to onestop.mid because it's awesome. Not an important file, but it's kinda hidden
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1) Collect every single game featuring the character you are interested in, eg. Sonic: buy all Sonic games.
2) Tuck your shirt in and pull your trousers (what we call pants in the UK) up really high.
3) Wear massive glasses.
4) Read all of the manuals you have of video games, computer manuals etc.
5) Watch this song (link to video) and recite it.
6) Learn Flash, Java, C++ etc.
7) Hack a computer.
8) Infect your computer with a virus and get rid of it somehow.
9) Hack your school's computer network.
10) Rick Roll someone.
And you're done!
Moderator Edit: Please make sure language you use is appropriate for all age groups.
Moderator Edit #2: Woops . . . looks like it was a typo of shirt
Thanks for reporting this! That'll teach me to edit speedily . . .
tomicool Edit: I should type a bit slower next time. XD
Last edited by tomicool (2011-02-11 06:25:10)
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TuffGhost wrote:
tomicool wrote:
2) Tuck your [removed] in and pull your trousers (what we call pants in the UK) up really high.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*? Why did you change it to the s word?
Last edited by demosthenes (2011-02-10 17:40:09)
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Get an A in my school's 8th grade tech ed
i dont think that's possible
even great students totally fail at that class

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Make your own Dreamcast operating system.
SEGA NERD

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tomicool wrote:
TuffGhost wrote:
tomicool wrote:
2) Tuck your [removed] in and pull your trousers (what we call pants in the UK) up really high.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*? Why did you change it to the s word?
I didn't you made a typo but demosthenes edited your post like twice
Last edited by demosthenes (2011-02-10 17:39:43)

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tomicool wrote:
TuffGhost wrote:
tomicool wrote:
2) Tuck your [removed] in and pull your trousers (what we call pants in the UK) up really high.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*? Why did you change it to the s word?
It was you.
Last edited by demosthenes (2011-02-10 17:39:57)

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Just to clear up any confusion, tomicool's original post contained a swear. I edited it to remove that, but I didn't realize that it was a merely a typo. I edited it again to change it to "shirt" where it now stands.
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tomicool wrote:
(what we call pants in the UK)]
I'm pretty sure everyone calls it that.
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soupoftomato wrote:
tomicool wrote:
(what we call pants in the UK)]
I'm pretty sure everyone calls it that.
Meh, I dunno - Americans say pants, so I didn't know if trousers was a term that's used over there as well.
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demosthenes wrote:
Just to clear up any confusion, tomicool's original post contained a swear. I edited it to remove that, but I didn't realize that it was a merely a typo. I edited it again to change it to "shirt" where it now stands.
Whoops XD I type fast, but sometimes I type too fast!
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You know, in Australia, their called: Trousers, Pants, Jeans, shorts, borders, bordies depending on what your wearing! Tucking in your shirt is likely to get you bashed, I have no idea what games i like (other than minecraft, which is geeky etc etc
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ssss wrote:
You know, in Australia, their called: Trousers, Pants, Jeans, shorts, borders, bordies depending on what your wearing! Tucking in your shirt is likely to get you bashed, I have no idea what games i like (other than minecraft, which is geeky etc etc
We call them that in the UK, too. Never heard of Borides/Borders, though. We have Jeans, etc.
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tomicool wrote:
ssss wrote:
You know, in Australia, their called: Trousers, Pants, Jeans, shorts, borders, bordies depending on what your wearing! Tucking in your shirt is likely to get you bashed, I have no idea what games i like (other than minecraft, which is geeky etc etc
We call them that in the UK, too. Never heard of Borides/Borders, though. We have Jeans, etc.
you know, the things you where on the beach
over ur swimmers?
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ssss wrote:
tomicool wrote:
ssss wrote:
You know, in Australia, their called: Trousers, Pants, Jeans, shorts, borders, bordies depending on what your wearing! Tucking in your shirt is likely to get you bashed, I have no idea what games i like (other than minecraft, which is geeky etc etc
We call them that in the UK, too. Never heard of Borides/Borders, though. We have Jeans, etc.
you know, the things you where on the beach
over ur swimmers?
Wait... it does ring a bell... the baggy things that look like shorts? We call them trunks.
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tomicool wrote:
ssss wrote:
tomicool wrote:
We call them that in the UK, too. Never heard of Borides/Borders, though. We have Jeans, etc.you know, the things you where on the beach
over ur swimmers?
Wait... it does ring a bell... the baggy things that look like shorts? We call them trunks.
Loafers, shorts, pants, trousers, trunks, we use all sorts of terms for pants.

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yeahhhh
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you know you're a geek if you get this comic:
EDIT: had to remove link. i reread it and there were some bad words in it. sorry
Last edited by OldWheezerGeezer (2011-02-11 13:22:40)
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Wow, really? Why would you want to become a geek?
"a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken."
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Sunrise-Moon wrote:
Wow, really? Why would you want to become a geek?
"a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken."
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