Tell your favorite kind of those jokes.A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"lol I crack myself up *shatter*
A guy walks into a bar.The next guy ducks.
A mouse, a horse, a giraffe, a chicken, a hippo, a tiger, a cat, and a chimpanzee are all standing under an umbrella. Who gets wet?No one. It wasn't raining.*ba dum tss*
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender says, 'For you, no charge.'
A duck walks into a bar. The bartender quickly calls animal control and the duck is taken to a nearby park.
A man walks into a bar. He survived minor face injuries.
A man walks into a bar. He orders a shot of vodka and spends the rest of the night drinking away his emotional pain alone.
This is kinda like a TBG, but oh well.
sportsdude6 wrote:A neutron walks into a bar. He asks, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender says, 'For you, no charge.'
A man walks into a bar. He falls over backwards and remarks 'Ow!'.
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Joke collections don't really qualify as "something that inspires you", I'm afraid. Perhaps this topic would be better as a Scratch project