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sportsdude6 · 2013-05-05 12:31:31

Tell your favorite kind of those jokes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

lol I crack myself up *shatter*

7734f · 2013-05-05 13:50:28

A guy walks into a bar.

The next guy ducks.

7734f · 2013-05-05 13:52:22

A mouse, a horse, a giraffe, a chicken, a hippo, a tiger, a cat, and a chimpanzee are all standing under an umbrella. Who gets wet?

No one. It wasn't raining.

*ba dum tss*

sportsdude6 · 2013-05-05 13:58:04

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender says, 'For you, no charge.' tongue

Sausagefanclub · 2013-05-05 14:00:15

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender quickly calls animal control and the duck is taken to a nearby park.

NeilWest · 2013-05-05 14:12:22

A man walks into a bar. He survived minor face injuries.

Sellout · 2013-05-05 15:16:14

A man walks into a bar. He orders a shot of vodka and spends the rest of the night drinking away his emotional pain alone.

Nomolos · 2013-05-05 15:34:33

This is kinda like a TBG, but oh well. tongue

7734f · 2013-05-05 18:21:30

sportsdude6 wrote:
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender says, 'For you, no charge.'

tongue

MrFlash67 · 2013-05-05 23:45:38

A man walks into a bar. He falls over backwards and remarks 'Ow!'.

Ersatz- · 2013-05-06 08:10:38

Two people have already said that tongue

Paddle2See · 2013-05-06 08:16:49

Joke collections don't really qualify as "something that inspires you", I'm afraid. Perhaps this topic would be better as a Scratch project smile

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