OH NOES
I MAYD ONE
I'msure many of you like to play Madden NFL. But, I am probably on of the few that found the scary glitch known as "Viking".
I have spent many years searching about this, and never found it. It is supposedly a glitch on the early Madden 2002 game, where if you are injured, a deranged Viking with bleeding eyes will appear on the screen and massacre everyone.
I had forgotten about it until one week ago, where a mysterious package arrived at my doorstep. I opened it, and to my wonder, an old "madden 2002" game was inside. I popped it inside my PS, and it started playing. I played for dyas straight, injuring many a player, until I almost gave up.
But, finally, while the Colts played the Patriots, Peyton Manning snapped his leg inside out. Suddenly, a Viking with bleeding eyes and a ripped torso appeared on the screen! It went over to Manning and started to amputate everything! Suddenly, he attacked the Field Goal posts, and it fell over and crushed the wide receivers in gorily graphic detail!
But suddenly, i heard a crash behind me. In horror, I peeled my eyes from the screen. And behind me, standing there...was....a [spoiler aert]PINK. FLUFFY. JELLY BEAN.
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One time I went to McDonalds and ordered a salad.
I died from liver failure the next day.
MORAL: McDonalds salads are even unhealthy. Remember kids, a world-wide fattening monopoly is not a good idea.
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mythbusteranimator wrote:
One time I went to McDonalds and ordered a salad.
I died from liver failure the next day.
MORAL: McDonalds salads are even unhealthy. Remember kids, a world-wide fattening monopoly is not a good idea.
But money is a good idea.
To MANY PEOPLE.
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I Ate At Mcdonalds One Day I Had A Cheeseburger Than I Ate It And Pooped Out A Tape. It Was A Lost Episode Of A Show Called Pie. It Was Evil Haunted Mcdonalds Cartridge And Pie Was In His Room Than He Had Hyper Realistic Eyes And There Were Hyper Realistic Eyes And Hyper Realistic Eyes. I Went To Mcdonalds To Get A Refund And He Said Cheeseburgers Make People Poop Tapes. It Was So Gross I Vomited Than All Vampires Ever Chased Me.
I thought it turned out hilarious!
Last edited by Animeboy975 (2012-10-11 20:08:58)
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It's not trollpasta if we know it's supposed to be trollpasta.
That's like saying I can tell jokes with the punchline first.
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Cozyhut3 wrote:
What's Trollpasta? Sounds annoying. I want to try it!
"Oh yes i do want to annoy everyone!"
what
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Cozyhut3 wrote:
What's Trollpasta? Sounds annoying. I want to try it!
It's super fun.
Just make stories like the one I posted.
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What.
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Guys, a true trollpasta should start out nicely enough and then totally whack you in the face with something random thats supposed to turn the whole thing into a joke. Here's how its done:
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One day, I was doing some digging around through my old VHS cabinet, and I came across a tape that said "TV RECORDING". I thought it was one of those tapes my parents used to record something from TV back in the day, so curiously enough, I popped it into my VCR.
The tape showed that it was a recorded episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Exciting enough for me, because that was one of my favorite shows to watch as a kid. So I sat back and watched the episode.
One thing weird about the tape right off the bat was its glitchiness. There was lots and lots of fuzz and junk on the screen, and you could barely see a thing, let alone hear anything--everything was a jumble of mumbles. I sat closer to the TV to try and make out what was happening.
Suddenly, there was a loud screeching noise. I fell back onto the floor and clutched my chest in fear.
THEN I WENT WACKO AND SLIT MY WRISTS WITH SCISSORS AND GOUGED MY EYES OUT WITH A SPOON.
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See? It's not supposed to be all like "HURR DURR HYPER REALISM HURR DURR", it should start out as a real creepypasta and then WHAM punchline. It's a trollpasta.
Anyways guys, trollpasta is really annoying. This was just an example for y'all troll pasta lovers.
Last edited by banana500 (2012-10-11 20:36:34)
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gumigirl wrote:
WHY ARE PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY O_____O
trolling is an art that comes naturally. there are no guidelines. *scoff* XD
if youre going to do it well at least do it write
a "troll" story should make an indirect comment on how the stories its mocking are written
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banana500 wrote:
Guys, a true trollpasta should start out nicely enough and then totally whack you in the face with something random thats supposed to turn the whole thing into a joke. Here's how its done:
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One day, I was doing some digging around through my old VHS cabinet, and I came across a tape that said "TV RECORDING". I thought it was one of those tapes my parents used to record something from TV back in the day, so curiously enough, I popped it into my VCR.
The tape showed that it was a recorded episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Exciting enough for me, because that was one of my favorite shows to watch as a kid. So I sat back and watched the episode.
One thing weird about the tape right off the bat was its glitchiness. There was lots and lots of fuzz and junk on the screen, and you could barely see a thing, let alone hear anything--everything was a jumble of mumbles. I sat closer to the TV to try and make out what was happening.
Suddenly, there was a loud screeching noise. I fell back onto the floor and clutched my chest in fear.
THEN I WENT WACKO AND SLIT MY WRISTS WITH SCISSORS AND GOUGED MY EYES OUT WITH A SPOON.
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See? It's not supposed to be all like "HURR DURR HYPER REALISM HURR DURR", it should start out as a real creepypasta and then WHAM punchline. It's a trollpasta.
Anyways guys, trollpasta is really annoying. This was just an example for y'all troll pasta lovers.
Did you read my first one? :3
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777w wrote:
gumigirl wrote:
WHY ARE PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY O_____O
trolling is an art that comes naturally. there are no guidelines. *scoff* XDif youre going to do it well at least do it write
a "troll" story should make an indirect comment on how the stories its mocking are written
True...
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banana500 wrote:
One day, I was doing some digging around through my old VHS cabinet, and I came across a tape that said "TV RECORDING". I thought it was one of those tapes my parents used to record something from TV back in the day, so curiously enough, I popped it into my VCR.
The tape showed that it was a recorded episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Exciting enough for me, because that was one of my favorite shows to watch as a kid. So I sat back and watched the episode.
One thing weird about the tape right off the bat was its glitchiness. There was lots and lots of fuzz and junk on the screen, and you could barely see a thing, let alone hear anything--everything was a jumble of mumbles. I sat closer to the TV to try and make out what was happening.
Suddenly, there was a loud screeching noise. I fell back onto the floor and clutched my chest in fear.
THEN I WENT WACKO AND SLIT MY WRISTS WITH SCISSORS AND GOUGED MY EYES OUT WITH A SPOON.
O.o ^^; Interesting....
I LOVE IT!
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One day I swallowed a spoon. Things didn't change much after that.
I just sort of went on with my daily life.
I ran into Sam on the street, but she didn't want to talk to me.
Does she know I swallowed a spoon?
I slit my wrists last night.
Probably an adverse effect of swallowing a spoon.
In math class I mispelled the word dependent.
Probably because I
EAT HUMAN BEINGS AND LOVE TO KIDNAP CHILDREN FROM DAYCARE FACILITIES
hao did i du
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bananaman114 wrote:
One day I swallowed a spoon. Things didn't change much after that.
I just sort of went on with my daily life.
I ran into Sam on the street, but she didn't want to talk to me.
Does she know I swallowed a spoon?
I slit my wrists last night.
Probably an adverse effect of swallowing a spoon.
In math class I mispelled the word dependent.
Probably because I
EAT HUMAN BEINGS AND LOVE TO KIDNAP CHILDREN FROM DAYCARE FACILITIES
hao did i du
Not too bad. Doesn't make any sense at all, but I guess that's the point.
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There was a Spongebob episode that was never released.
It aired on April 17th 2001 (Animeboy's actual day he was born, BTW.) and aired on Nick at Nite. It was only aired once due to extreme adult content, even for Nick at Nite.
Anyways, the episode started normally. Spongebob and patrick were eating krabby patties, and then Spongebob's neck got cut off and blood flew everywhere.
THAN A GIANT SHARK ATE ME UP.
Opinions?
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Animeboy975 wrote:
There was a Spongebob episode that was never released.
It aired on April 17th 2001 (Animeboy's actual day he was born, BTW.) and aired on Nick at Nite. It was only aired once due to extreme adult content, even for Nick at Nite.
Anyways, the episode started normally. Spongebob and patrick were eating krabby patties, and then Spongebob's neck got cut off and blood flew everywhere.
THAN A GIANT SHARK ATE ME UP.
Opinions?
Not very good. Giant sharks don't just people up, you know? Honestly, most people here aren't exactly very good at troll pasta punchlines.
A punchline shouldn't be all caps. It should say something that shows the writer's just messing with you. Like, read "The Scariest Video Game Ever", which is an absolute classic troll pasta.
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A person at a yard sale gave me a tape called "Spongebob:Death of Patrick Star" but I didn't read the label so I played it and the intro was bloody and Spongebob had hyper realistic eyes. It starts with patrick on the Sand Mountain and then he crashes into the mountain and dies. It was very short. Why would someone sell this? Then the credits were all messed up and then text and said "YOU'RE NEXT".
i died the next day and my angel is writing this
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I found a old tape in the trash outside of my house.
I watched it and it was Powerpuff Girls. Mojo Jojo had hyper realistic eyes and the girls were dead.
It was creepy.
Than i walked down the street.
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
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If a skeleton popped out then WHO WAS PHONE
oh it was BEN
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bananaman99 wrote:
If a skeleton popped out then WHO WAS PHONE
oh it was BEN
I have been trolled by reading this forum, and have now lost about 34.7 seconds of my life D:<
One day I was walking in the woods. My cell phone rang and my heart beat. I had previously read a creepypasta about a slender creature, and I was creeped the poneh poneh poneh out. I turned behind me, and my heart stopped. I saw a pale, tall man in the blackest of suits. I ran, but Slenderman does not let his victims escape.
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!???1//???!??/1/???!??!//1/1/???
On the subject of Slendy:
Oh, should I travel through the woods
Or should I not wishing I would
For above me lurks within the trees
No one could hear my deathly screams
The palest man, the blackest suit
Bigger than the tallest brute
Six black arms will grab you up
Or, stalk you till you just give up
A top hat bares upon his head
Makes your soul fill up with dread
He takes you when you least expect
Boil you up, and eat your neck
He’ll leave your body not to eat
But staple your corpse on a tree
Fear the man, the slender man
For he can do, what no one can
Have fun sleeping
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