* Do you ever just wonder about the true excellence of life? The capacity the earth can hold, the experiences and trauma it may have witnessed, and yet it's still standing...
* Must have good HUMOR.

* Ehhhh...losing more PUN-shine day by day.

* Only way to keep a skeleton like ME down is by keeping me in a CAGE...




* a RIB-CAGE.




* Just don't serve me smoked RIBS, please. Not my favorite.